Zenith vs Keewee vs RuthieQ

right!

time to settle this once for all!

Shadows next weekend.

last one standing.

Game on!


Rule 1: No leaving the table
Rule 2: Jugs of Tui only
Rule 3: You may only leave the table every..... (number of mintues) to go pee

Or.... should we do 100 club?

the weekend the 25th.26th?

sweet cause theres like... NO time then

unless we get started at midday

oh yea - mind if i spew on the table?

im placing $10 on ruthieq you go my lil boozehag

im a lightweight now tho.... im so goin to lose!

altho.... zen and keewee are pussies.

i will own u all

its like Code(Ruthie) vs FU (Zenith) vs Adams Cage(keewee)

Ruth's Dad can by the jugs.

And wtf is Adams cage? Just because I'm eclectic

pffft yea right.

besides its your turn to buy

male strip bar danny.


how about we make this interesting....the lossers have to spend the whole night in the winners club

The lossers hahhahahahaha fark I haven't laughed that much in a while

Zenith, for that you are the losser

*gets his TV boxing match commentator voice on*

Hmm, it looks like it's going to be a close one up at Shads. Zenith had the determination, but a recent fight with a mower took his hair, and his will to live, according to our experts. RuthieQ seems confident, but is a comparitive outsider, and Keewee is apparently a losser, which doesn't bode well. Could get messy folks....

*hides*

Zenith is nothing. I'll drink Ruth under the table and then while shes there..

So is this actually going to happen...?
Where and when?
There will have to be witnesses to report the REAL story so we know who to laugh at

Next wknd is the 25th & 26th which is Fu's 5th birthday darling

He gets this rush of blood to the head and just starts saying shit, its terrible.

Lol I know, its the whole "I speak (or in his case type) before I think" syndrome

i very well know it is the same time fagz

this is a pre-fu event

I could drink the whole lot of you under the table!!! ne ne ne ne

o so u want some of dis then do ya woman!

campmother is now in.

Woo would be fun to get plastered with Campy

oooh the stakes have been raised!!!

see you all at shadows on fri then


keewee...

im keen for a piece of this

are you doing as much as you can drink? .. or 100 shots? .. or who can drink the most in an alloted time ..

each will have their own different outcome ....

I mean its like saying .. I can drink 50 beers, in the space of 24 hours. or saying, I can drink 10 beers, in 1 hour.

I reckon go 100 shots ... Ive been keen to try that for a while!

I probably won't make it due to can't-be-fucked syndrome but what date are we making this?

In other words ur just backing out now u yellowbelly lightweight

Friday 25th

Before the 5th birthday?

thats the plan yo.

Yeah Zenny count me in for some twubble!..... I like to drink LOTS!!!... hee hee.....

I'll waste all yo battyboyz!!!!

Yeah but wine is way easier to drink than beer, Tim!

fark no! two bottles of wine and lets see you say that keewee!!!

guessx - you can be the nzr contingent (and get your little pussy ass whipped!)

keewee if you dont come then that just PROVES that you are lame.

fri 25th... end of exams so we should get there earlyish...


100 club sounds FANTASTIC!

Hehe ruthieq is going to OWN u boys! Can I take photos?

all this pressure... if campy makes it she'll show us all up!

not with my camera u wont be

I place my bets on RuthieQ.

pfft
funny how the ppl with the cameras seem to be the ones drinking
dont wanna go ahead get boozed and loose those cameras now do we?

Ok then, last week i drunk 2 bottles of wine, then went to shadows with you, and STILL drunk you under the table.















bitch.

Yeah exactly my thoughts... I was gona look after Zennys camera for him...



















and take a few incriminating pics in the process

ha ha sounds like there needs some more nzr rep in this, if i get back to my old drinkin ways itll b easy as, admittedly ruthieq is one of the biggest boozehags i know im sure i could take you

ohhhh drinking comp wikid fun
ill go put sum coin on ruth cause shes the only 1 iv met

Yeah but wine is way easier to drink than beer, Tim!

And you didn't drink me under the table, I was still fine when I got kicked out.

bitch.

Didn't you throw up in the shadows toilets? thats cheating, pussy.

Well I can relate that to the pace I was drinking. Since you don't do anything all day I assume you had started drinking your 2 bottles of wine since 1pm that day.

if you dont throw up in the shadows toilets (or on the floor by the balcony ) you havent lived the true shadows experience

boozehag!!

my bet is on tim if hes in

if hes not...

errrr....ill say keewee?

This is gona get well messy

hehe, i would be in if i could get into shadows, im betting on ruth to take it out

a (beer) shot a minute for a 100 minutes
no toilet stops unless you get back to the table in time for the next shot
first to 100 wins?

drinking in between shots???

But then we won't get into Fu?!

100 shots is only 3 jugs ... and 100 minutes is an hour 40.... you cant seriously think you'll be so drunk that they won't let you into fu danny

My money's on campmum for this one...

And if Keewee's going to fail the bouncer test after only three jugs in an hour, his manhood is seriously coming into question.

3 jugs = about 15 beers?
15 beers in an hour 40, thats quite a bit :O

Keewee's manhood has _always_ been in question hasn't it???

maybe im just a light weight

Note: a jug is usually only 1l, so 3 beers.

Meh, I can understand the confusion.

I drink pints of Guinness Extra Stout when I'm drinking drinking, so I'm always a bit slowish when it comes to figuring out how much is in a damn jug.

Mind you, been having a problem finding somewhere that serves the Extra on draft

omg .. so 9 beers in an hour 40
psssshhhh what is this? .. a a drinking competition for girls????

*looks at ruth*

I have less respect for you

the catch is you're not allowed to piss the for the whole 100 shots, plus theres tequila shot penaltys.

BRING IT.

The 100 shots sounds very easy....that isn't quite the case let me tell you that!

Hell yeah, Keewee and I experienced this challenge not too long ago...




not too many memories were kept that night...

Yeah its hard to not piss and I only made it to 103 before yakking. Its not as nicer walk in the park as some may think

Yeah, expecially when you're surrounded by people aye Danny,

I don't know what you're on about Tim

Meh, 100 isn't too bad.

I made a fool of myself out at that thing at Tamaki - I forget what the hell it was called, but it involved tents and drinking, and I drank more there than I did at horn.



It depends what you're drinking, too - if it's Tui, or some kind of light 'beer', then it might as well be water shots. As for not pissing - just go beforehand, and don't drink at all that day - not the best for you, medically speaking, but it should help.

my mate at work was telling me he got to 127 before needing to piss

he wishes me luck .. Im out to try beat that rofl

THE TAMAKI TON!!!!!! TSA REPRAZENT!!! i helped organise it this year I'm the Tamaki Students Association Assistant

ah shadows... me old stomping ground *reminisces*

shame I have to rest for the following night otherwise id give you's a run for your moneys

Yeah Liamf, we did the Tamaki ton. Did you do it this year? Our mate won the whole thing!

Yeah, I was out there this year.

I seem to recall drinking a *wee* bit too much, but managed to dodge the shame of not breaking 100. I forget how much I drank, the beer was that horrible watery stuff they had at horn....Tui, I think it was.

Meh, can't remember, must have tasted alright after a while.

It was a semi-catchup - one of my mates from engineering missed Horn because of liver/kidney problems after glandular, so we went there as a compensation thing.

Craps! Coulda got on the piss together but ahh well, did u get on the bus to SHadz afterwards?

so who won the booze up then??

its this friday Campy...u know u are taking part right?

ahhhhh geezus is it this Friday..... someone might have to take my place??

AN LARGER THAN LIFE BEER DRINKERS WANNA volunteer??

Let the record show Campmother is a lightweight.

oh shite
after the past two nights i have realised i am no longer a good drinker i am a pussy lightweight and cant handle my alcohol

.... HELP!


i WILL be there fri tho cause i can at least beat keewee

im ashamed to be of the same gender as keewee

What time is good for u danny nutz? or r u gonna whimper out?

I would... but it seems im not invited

clear im inviting you


as long as you join in!

see you there

time - 6pm sounds good!

Aww thanks Ruthie

And we'll be there sometime after 6

just saw guessX and gouba.... me and guess are hitting it at midday so hopefully *see* you later in the evening

Pfffft!!! Of course you're invited!! Someone needs to stop Zenith from hitting on me!

I'm just glad that for once it's you and not me Tim.

you think that'll stop him?

Actually, thinking about it....no!! I'm scared...

I will be at Shadz. Since I only get home at 6pm, I'd probably say I'd be there by 7.30. I can't be assed doing 100 shots as Fu & Code would be a write-off but I'll be drinking at my usual pace.

Feel free to add any take-the-piss comments below

Im not doing 100 shots either because I want to be able to last to the early hours of the Sat morning

Same Clear. Last time I was in bed by 11pm, I think

100 shots..... i can see me getting bored

jug scull races for those not joining in

cmon .. u gotta do 100 shots ruth

dammit

ill do it (attempt it at least)

100 mins is a long time tho!


jo coming or being dumb and working?

I believe shes working .....
but shes gonna try get off early so she can come get drunk with us

ok i totally couldnt be fucked reading the whole thread.

what does the winner get (apart from being totally plastered)?
can i join in if i have enough money?
do you get toilet breaks?

just checked my budget...
wont be able to afford it anyways.
will be at home drinking cheap nasty cask wine before fu instead

are you saying your down with the caskies sayra? omg..so am i!! they're such a good drop!! (oh shit, you're probably joking..now i look like a cheap drunk )

im dead serious darling!
pre drinks at a friends apartment across from fu
/me drinks cask wine

GREAT start to a great evening

haha I was planning on drinking wine before fu Sayra cuz I cant afford to get drunk at Shads... can I join ya?

So.... who is actually going to come to Shads and drink?

I may have a vino or 8 before I get to Shadows too for the same reason as Sayra and Clear

Its going to be a bitch to get into SHadz but I will head in there. I'll probably actually make it in the door at 8. And I'll just drink my jugs at my usual pace, I can get shitfaced without playing drinking games