Yet another random stories for the kids

I stood looking around the front feild at all the people lumbering around. I was board so I went behind a bush. I heard a deep manly raspy voice above me. I gazed upwards and there it was.
Helga, the sloth woman. She was in a ski mask and some cheap price-chopper socks. She was also carrying what looked to be a crow bar.
" I'm a woman, hear me roar ! " Helga cried.
I was scared. I was about to run when she told me to wait.
She looked at me, then slid around the branch and hung from her slippery sloth tail. She pointed one of her sloth like pointy fingers at me and said slowly " Come ride with me Ashleigh, come ride my camel, ride hard with me, it will be fun. "
I peeped out of the bush, the rest of the class hadn't even realised I was gone. They wouldn't know of my days escapades.
I agreed.
She pulled her magical blow up camel out of her duffle bag and blew him up with her automatic matress pump.
" Get on and ride it hard bitch," she screamed at me.

I hopped on the magical blow up camel's 67 hump. It was comfy.
Comfy like sitting on squishy warm chutney ferrets.
" Giddy-up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " screamed Helga, the sloth woman as she pulled out her domanatrix squigly puff glitter whip.
We galavanted up the tree and into the sky.
We were going fast. So fast I had to hold onto Jenna's sex slime tail.
WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!
" Where are we ? " asked the timid Ashleigh.
" Magic Candy Froozly Land " replied Helga.
" I must leave you now. " said Helga.
But she left me in the caring hands of Caity the muffin - she's all soggy inside.
Caity's hobbies involved masturbating with pitch forks in the hay and rolling naked in k-mart clothing.
" RRRrrrriiiiiggggggghhhhhhhtttt " said Ashleigh.
Helga gave Ashleigh a sultry look and galloped off into the forrest of paisly coated apples.
Caity told Ashleigh that they would be best friends for ever.
As we wandered through Magic Candy Froozly Land, Ashleigh saw many a strange things. Like a man with 6 arms named Woblysnob.

It was a weird place but Ashleigh felt like she was right at Grandma's house, so she was ok with that.
She didn't want to ever go home.
" What are we going to do today ? " Ashleigh asked Caity.
She said that because today was Googlewagwobblemanlyday we had to play tiddly-winks.
So we did.
We played hard core tiddly-winks and drank juice.
It was plenty of fun.
It was fun for the whole family. And uncle Sarah too.
But Alas !
Ashleigh's time in Magic Candy Froozly Land had finished.
Jenna was armed with her matress pump and camel to take me back.
Ashleigh was sad as she boarded the magic camel.
This time she sat on the number 3 hump.
It was prickly.
She didn't want to leave Magic Candy Froozly Land and Caity the muffin - she's all soggy inside.
She was happy there.

But before Ashleigh could comiserate any longer she was back in the bush where she started.
Ashleigh looked up to see Helga the sloth woman and the camel galloping back to Magical Candy Froozly Land in the distance.
" See ya next time bitch " whispered Ashleigh.

The moral of the story is: Purple is a fruit.

Ps - I am Ashleigh.
Woohoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

larf man i wish i had some of the stuff you were on to come up with these stories they are insane

haha man what an imagination!

I want what she's on!

the camel?

thanx naughty nurse.
u brightened up my morning, and now the evening.

more?
sure

There will be more my special children of the love potion number 9
plenty plenty more

excellent
yes
indeed
*extreme diabolical laughter*

urrrr funny!