Would you....

.. bleach the skin around your anus?



On a long drive down to the mountain in the weekend many topics of conversation came up including cosmetic surgery (given the show last week on 20/20 where woman have their toes broken n stuff to fit into their shoes).

But anyway... would you do this?

The only people I can think who would be keen would be prostitutes or porn stars whose bits are shown all over the place.

And imagine bending over & stetching your ass apart while someone painted the bleach on!



I'd be up for a bit of botox or microdermebrasian on my face but think I would prefer to leave those other areas be

the rumourmill says that Charlotte Dawson does it

ewwww... imagine being the person who has to paint it on!

I would never ever even contemplate getting this done... my butt is fine as it is

i already do.

I'm serious!

Huh???

Bleach the skin???

That sounds very very weird and NO I wouldn't be doing that!

I'll bleach my mo, the hair on my head and maybe the nappies of my first child but the skin around my pooh hole - no thank you

here is how itis done

http://crappersquarterly.com/features/analbleaching.htm

Um....... no.

How is this any different to say... getting a haircut

If you don't know the answer to that question then I worry for you and the children that you spawn...

what?

If the answer is so simple, then tell me what it is..

Urr I'd prolly just get that shit waxed. It doesn't grow back THAT quick, even for a guy. Besides, even bleached hair there is still hair there, you want it gone not just for 'visual appeal' (haha) but for practicality too. Bleaching it would just make it look like the sarlacc pit off Return of the Jedi.

I read about this and many other weird cosmetic surgery's that people get done these days in the last Cosmo

In all seriousness I would prefer a bald anus than one with bleached white hairs poking all about around it.

Yeah there's something even more disturbing about going near a ring piece that looks like Billy Idol on a comedown.

*Shudders* Yucky bunnies...

it's not the hair, if you're getting bleaching you've most likely already done that. it's about making the sphincter look more a more attractive lighter colour.

you all don't know what you are missing out on

If you're already looking at somebodies chocolate starfish, there's surely no need to worry about the shade of your doggie door.

So the colour of the sphincter is offensive???

Goodness gracious me...

Next thing you know we will have to be dying and or bleaching the colour of our labia, and the inside of our uterus and our gouch, when will it ever stop

Yeah we'd prefer an even pinkish consistency to the colour of the labia please ladies. None of those browner tinged pieces. Perpetrators will be fined.

don't even get me started on the badly packed kebab

I'm sure we agreed that 'smashed pipi' was the term for 05

wtf?? I didn't know people even do that......

what a great thread.

She's referred to as "Vanilla Starfish" by those in the know

I think I'll pass on having my bumhole bleached....

yeah i saw this on Dr 90210 a porn star was getting it done, its called anal bleaching and makes you anus look 'pink, inviting and youthfull' or something like that

yeah i saw that 2!

wouldnt it hurt??? bleach on ur anus sphinkter??? anyone done it?

and no

Haha, yet another way to feel that burning sensation on your outbox

well there goes the ol brown eyes..

That dirty old demonraver eh?

Guess we learn something new everyday about people eh?

Charlotte Dawson definitely bleaches her arsehole. I know a guy that fucked it.
He said it was white as a lilly and smelled like one too..

Hi Charlotte! Good to see you back on the boards

you out for a hot 'date' tony?

KrisB really brought the knowledge to this thread.

you'd never see a badger bleach its arse

That's approaching poetry right there bob

but a beaver...maybe

Meh 6 years ago everyone proably does bleachin now....and botox...

oh, how I miss DD...

I botox my scrotum. Smooth as eggs.