Work teambuilding and nos

My team are doing an offsite at one of the other offices and renting a house for the night so we can do teambuilding by getting drunk and being merry. I'm thinking of taking some nos down because I reckon it'd be really good for teambuilding. Only one of the team members knows my drug history and he's got a bit of a history himself so he's cool with it. The other two are in their 30s and I've known them for about a year on and off. There will be no managers there, just the 4 of us.

What do you guys think.. good idea or disastrously inappropriate idea?

best topic i've seen in a long time on biggie

I recommend a visit to bung eye on k'rd for some balloons also.

MDMA is the best team building compound there is. Don't settle for second-rate team building pharmaceuticals imo










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I want to attend all of the above team building exercises

um, are the other people guys?

3 guys + 1 girl + G === might be a bit messy

Spike their drinks with some acid

I think this would be a great idea if you're 19 and you all work at pizza hut.

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Get some acid up in that evening missy. Nothing bonds a team like a shared trip. People at work will think you are talking in code about the goblins and talking taxi stands. But that shit REALLY happened!

Have fun!

Are you sure you want to throw away your future Presidential campaign?

Awesome thread


What hilariously terrible HR initiative is this? Get 4 employees to share a house, ply them with alcohol and have them stay the night. Meanwhile one of the employees (unsuprisingly) waits till everyone is really drunk then introduces drugs


What could possibly go wrong?

heh..i remember on my xmas work do for a summer job, went golfing and the boss busts out some joints and they do the rounds.

LOL, it's 3 guys but one's gay, another one's married and the other's got a girlfriend (he's the fellow druggie). We just decided to do the teambuilding thing ourselves.. no HR or manager involvement. Yes totes agree pills would be good for teambuilding, but after the hospitalisation debacle in 2004 I don't take pills anymore.

I figured nos would go down the best because it's legal.. and they give it to pregnant women and at the dentist. So it'd be an easier sell.

Can you still get nos at dairies? I've got 7 chargers still.. but that means someone will miss out on the second round. And can I borrow someone's cream dispenser? I've got a cracker but I always burn my hands on it because I'm un-co.

Inhaling it for recreational purposes actually *isn't* legal

errr not something I would be interested in doing with work colleagues tbh...but I'm all about being super professional and getting ahead these days.. a few years ago for shizz.. I haven't tried nos though.. wouldn't dropping something be easier even some of those party pills are good.. some of them are pretty strong.

Haha I wish my current work colleagues were more like you CP.

Fark NOS, give them all a pill. That's how you'd really get everyone to bond. NOS is hardlly sopmething which provides a fun group activity

I hope not anyway.

Ridiculously bad idea.

Its a bit arrogant to think others might like to indulge in your own drug of choice for such a team building exercise

not everyone is into taking such substances and to include them in such a manner could lead to quite adverse outcomes for team building - ie create diversion and awkwardness within those there

saying that I think most team building stuff is a lot of pop psychology bollocks - refer to most of that which HR depts do

Listen to bob_d, he's dropping truth bombs.

When you guys were planning this amongst yourselves, did you actually use the term "team building exercise"? :>

+1 for just forgetting about the drugs altogether...

Card games might be a fun alternative.

Jesus. Why don't you just get some glue and huff that?

Yeah, I dont reckon thats a good idea.
Maybe take a couple of sly J's and wait and see it its appropriate.

That's a bit rough

NOS is all good, it could just be a bit weird if there are 2 people there who might be totally averse to drugs...

If drugs were to be consumed at this little shinding, weed is near the bottom of the list of appropriate substances imo :>

I would have thought the opposite? Doesnt everyone in NZ charf?

if its team building I'd smoke weed - to numb myself to the group hugs and catch the person as they falls off a table/chair fucking enforced fun

team building is done in the office/workplace each and every fucking day

I probably should have typed more but I'm tired and couldn't be bothered. :>

You might see that as rough, but for someone who is adverse to drug taking they aren't too dissimilar. You're huffing into a balloon or a plastic bag, what's the difference?

Why would you pick NOS? If you have to have some sort of substance there why not weed? At leasts that is far more socially acceptable.

Personally, if I was at a team building exercise and everyone was getting on the NOS, I would leave. I don't like it and why would I want to sit down and watch people chugging balloons?

ow. Team building sure has changed.

hahaha different drug preferences ITT :>

Fo sho!

Which is why it's a really bad idea. You could offend or upset easily by choosing to do this.

I think it's a stupid idea for many reasons, but chiefly because NOS without the appropriate drugs accompanying it is fucking lame and stupid.

MDMA at work functions is a very bad idea.

Drugs + work events - do not mix.

I think drugs at work events can work - depending on the type of job and industry you're in

when I was running with the local gang back in the day we regularly took drugs at our place of work and the functions we regularly threw

loved the after school ball season

What if your work is being a drug dealer?

I just think it's too risky to mess around with your career. You never know how it might come back to bite you in the ass. Although, personally it hasn't in the past for me, but I was young and stupid.

If you're a drug dealer you shouldn't be taking drugs with your clients or your supplier. Clouds judgement. Haven't you seen Pineapple Express? :>

Never get high on your own supply!

Bad idea all round I think.

And I'm not the most smart person here

Agree with heylady here, if someone is at all averse to drugs, one you huff from a balloon looks super fucking ugly to them, they would see it as akin to huffing glue/paint/solvents imo.

Weed or nothing imo...

Slip everyone 2ml. Safe dosage and it's possible no one would even realise it ... but would fully enjoy the experience .... isn't that what the Coast manager or barman went down for? Sure they were even running a job ad looking for someone who could "spike their drinks with some fun" or somethiong random.

spiking drinks is pure fucking evil regardless of intent

have some respect for others freedom to choose what they ingest into their system and why they may choose what they do

sheesh

Yeah fuck I reckon. Jesus Id call down all manner of curses and the like on any creepy fucker that did that to me!

please note I am pro drugs and am more than happy to indulge when where and how I choose

spike my drink and I'll track you down and fucking stab you in teh face

I's stear clear of anything even slightly illegal at work gatherings, it'll come back to bite you in the ass.

What the fuck? Jesus christ you fucking creep.

The guy you're talking about went down for stupefaction and unlawful sexual connection. Basically he drugged and raped at least 4 men. And it was largely E and meth.

That you endorse such behaviour speaks volumes about you Itchy.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10376819

Also if they're drinking then that dose would be catastrophic to someone with no tolerance to Kenny.

Fuck this useless room I'm in atm with no wifi. Lost my post. Not that it was very important.

Was just saying that pot makes lots of people paranoid and antisocial. Aside from a whole bunch of other reasons why I'd never do it for anything corporate. Only socially acceptable drug is alcohol.

lol @ the mind of Itchy. Thinking these things is terrible. Posting them for all and sundry to read is beyond words...

Yeah fuck that it would make the drink taste terrible too. That would piss me off...

Agree with the above posts. Plus 2mls would knock most people who aren't used to G out.

G isn't a entry level drug by any means.

Ah yeah, well in that case just offer it to them straight up .... be a good way to build initmate relationships with your workmates

Sounds like a mega cool idea.

No.

WTF?! Do you have some sort of mental retardation, Itchy? How on earth can you condone spiking anyones drink? Especially with rinse, which can have adverse reactions if the person has been drinking.

I had my drink spiked one night just before I got up to play. Luckily whoever the fucktard was who did it dropped some sort of pill in my beer and I felt it as I swallowed so could throw it up pretty quickly. It left me groggy with blurred vision and I had real trouble concentrating. If I had found out who that person was I would have happily broken his fucking nose.

I'm all for people taking gear if they want to, but to give someone something without their knowledge is revolting.

You make me sick, you filthy little man.

NOS = expensive and pretty full on for anyone who has never done anything like that
ml = much more subtle in lower doses and perfectly safe when dished out by an experienced person

It's fucking floor cleaner that melts plastic.

Ml's are more expensive than NOS these days surely?

Plus, even experienced people would find it hard to give the right amount to someone who has never had G before. Usually you have to start off with smaller amounts, which don't have any effect on the person.. and work your way up until it hits them correctly. This is the best way to ensure you don't G them out.

No it's not

I've seen it melt a phone in a hotel room. It's disgusting stuff.

That aside, if people are drinking alcohol and someone spikes their drinks with it, it's a recipe for disaster.

Stomach acid melts plastic, imagine what it does to your stomach!

^^ chemicles react differently to different substances. Pretty sure i have no holes in my stomach

Haha, yes yes, dear.

I've had too many friends fuck out on the shit in years gone by, I don't go anywhere near it.

TBH, I think I'm arguing about it more because Itchy suggested spiking peoples drink with it. Someone should spike his with too much and leave him to g out in an alley somewhere. See how he likes it then.

Jesus Christ, we've gone from discussing about sharing some NOS (which is pretty fucking harmless when only done in singles and not smashing whole boxes out in a big session) to spiking their drinks with one of the most volatile drugs around?!? Itchy, seriously, I take a lot of shit you say with a grain of salt and don't think you're half as bad as a lot of people on here make you out to be, but dude, you're taking the fucking cake here...are you really that retarded?!?!

Don't get me wrong! i think itchy's idea is just as bad as you do.

In fact you did if I remember rightly.

Yeah simply put probably the dumbest thing itchy has posted in a long time and thats saying something.





Ironically the first time I ever tried ml was at a work team building exercise

Wait is that ironic? I get so confused.. Bloody Alanis.

No it doesn't?

Lots of plastics around, I'm sure we can find one that doesn't like whatever stomach acid is. gbl did melt some plastics, you had to be careful what kind of container you stuck it in... or so I hear.... But that argument was always a bit weak, I know someone who ruined a CD buy snorting K off it.

A plastic bag would melt sure, but your piss would probably melt a thin plastic bag. Try swallowing a plastic toy and see if you don't shit it out.

I'll pass... BOOM BOOM

Surely, it'd be a quick way to work out if the team at the very least had their first aid skills up to scratch?

I had to go with someone to hospo in an dambo last year after they'd had about 7ml in 2 hours .... it was pretty fucken close .. Dr was horrifed I was so casual about it and pissed when I explained that because I knew he ws in the right place with the right people looking after him (hospital with doctors), there was no point about me getting too excited or upset. The guy when he woke was furious they'd cut a $500 pair of jeans off him and he had to catch a taxi home on boxers. Shame!

Hiyooooooo!

Body building suppliment when it was 14B (maybe circa '99?) and then more commonly sold as a CD cleaner I think?

It's not CD Cleaner. It's imported that way to get it into the country.

Really? No wonder all the rinsing I did of my CDs didn't work.

My mate did this with all his CD's... it didn't clean any of them, but when he went to listen to them all the tracks had turned into HardHouse.

Yup, I'd believe that

I had a think about this last night (nos, not hardhouse) after my last post, and decided it's a bad idea. And when I logged back on to biggie and saw all you guys' posts, it confirmed it, so thanks!

I guess I described it wrong by saying teambuilding, it's actually team bonding. There'll be no falling-backwards-onto-waiting-arms/group-exercises/blindfolded-team-challenge bollocks or anything. Just plain old drinking.

Weed is a terrible idea too. If you give someone who has been drinking and is not used to pot a smoke... its almosts a guarenteed head spin/power chuck/comatose result

^^ totally agree

I like had a friend, well this guy who liked me I guess, give me some liquid ecstasy in a drink a few weeks back. It was strange, as I was not interested in him at the beginning of the night but pretty much hooked up with him after we did this. Fun night though so yay! Maybe that could be something you could do with your work friends?

bless

Yeah exactly.

Even team bonding, it's pretty wtf to me. Unless I'm actually friends with my workmates (has happened a couple of times, but it's unusual) I don't want to spend my weekend with them bonding, even if it involves getting drunk and having fun. It's like... for the benefit of work or something. Pay me to do that and I'll think about it. Otherwise I'll just do my job and be professional and enjoy their company at work. Unless they are sucky people. Plus it's like... mixing business and pleasure. Unless your part of a startup / have interests in the company, I just don't get the enthusiasm. Unless the team was a bunch of hot chicks I guess. That might change things a little bit...Unless they are all keen on shop talk from a team perspective.... yeah anyway, just sayin' it's all a weird mentality to me. But I'm not all corporate-like.

Also, 14B wasn't bodybuilding supplement either. No idea what that was. You could buy GHB salt once. It didn't ruin drinks, burn your insides or put you at such massive risk. But it got popular so then got taken off the shelves and then underground replaced with all the more toxic derivatives that all you lot know as g which really wasn't g at all. Metabolised as g and had pretty much the same effect though. Just tasted awful and put people in hospital on a regular basis. Goooo government.

- 14b was used in body-building, in the same way that GHB was.
- G was never (legitimately) used as a CD cleaner
- Pointing out that recreational drugs also have industrial purposes is a retarded argument for deriding its recreational use
- G doesn't cause organ toxicity, nor is it neuro-toxic (there are a few isolated studies whose findings disagree, but the consensus at this stage is still that it's not toxic).

Fuck the haters. The only problem with it is that it accentuated stupid peoples' stupidity

You actually need to ask this question?

The whole thing is a shit idea IMO. Save your caning for after hours.

Fkn lolz if the dude referred to in this post is Itchy...

It's Itchy posting.

Well I thought that maybe that was his gf or whatever and then he forgot to log out before he posted in the other thread.

It's creepy as all fuck either way!

Yeah fuck - that fucking sucked. Missed Mrs Woods, one of the dicks I was with stole my media pass, took me half a year to walk down five stairs, and a perfectly good steak and cheese pie got wasted!! A fucking steak and cheese pie ffs!!
Fucking creepy spikers!! I kill you!

It's not, it's his troll account that goes back over 10 years.

people still have troll accounts

how cute

HODOR?

I didn't actually think Itchy could get much more creepy.. It seems I was wrong.

You were wrong.

Dun dun DUNNNNN!!

Where is Vads, we need his photoshops.

Wish I could remember which boys were macking on me

Playing the averages I'd say Zenith and D-Man.