WIN TICKETS TO DANCE DELIRIUM HERE!!!!!

Simple.... To win a double pass to Dance delirium worth $50- Post your best 2 line joke below.

e.g:
Q; What's the bit of excess skin around the vagina called?

A; The women.

Funniest one wins.... Entries close Sunday. Judged Monday.

Chur.

Also...,. In case you didn't know the event info go to:

http://www.zmonline.co.nz/WhatsOn/Events/

Grose.... I wouldn't want to come to your gig now.

You sound like a kiddy fiddler posting that in here.

Yuk.

then you obviously dont belong in the presense of people who actually have sense of humour and dont take things so literally!

honestly, do u have any idea what a joke is?

To be honest I didn't feel the Joke was appropriate given that Kevin is specifically targeting an 18 and under market. Harping on about how he'd only let his kid go to this and that... and then ka-pow, his example joke is nothing to stand by.

Intentions were good.. but perception is reality in sales. That was a bad move.

PS. Kevin, I can edit your main post on here, and the other forum if you'd like - just drop me a PM with something a little more appropriate and I'll change it for you.

Heres my home made two liner, at first you may not get it but give it a thought and you should pick it up

Guy 1: It was a good night on Sat aye?

Guy 2: Forshore

Guy 1: and seabed


Bahahahahahhahahahaha!! dont u love it???!


so cool took a few drinks to come up with that

lol lets all be friends. Different people find different jokes funny, personally me and my friends find mine hillarious just as some find Kevins funny too, me being one of them

"Life's just a joke till you die"

I just realised that was three lines.. oh well you still love it don;t you ?

Hahaha.. I didn't find the joke itself funny, but the fact you said it was two lines and it was actually three cracked me up something solid! Lol!!

Awesome~

YAY!! i didnt expect any "hahas" in relation to my two...three liner woohoo luf u Sdriver. have i met u ?

We met briefly at a YBR quite a while back.

I assume you'll be at Juiced 2, so we'll most likely catch up then, or at the next YBR perhaps.

Man... You guys ARE funny... But i did say only TWO lines.


OK... For all you sensitive ones how's this:

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the brick wall?

A: Dam!!

Also...

Hey Ellyse*

You need to get a life to be thinking like that.

That really is some fucked up shit that comment... The more I think about it the sicker I feel.

I'm the proud father of a 10yr old and 6 yr old with a SENSE OF HUMOUR!!

And you are??!!

Hasn't that been posted somewhere on biggie before ?

Q. What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and commercial techno?

A1. A vacuum doesn't suck as much.

Hows that?

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's bum?

A: A brain tumour.

Q: Whats the hardest thing about cooking Vegetables?
A: The Wheelchair.

LOL. Ew.

haha! theres some interesting shit coming out and i will maybe see u at juiced 2 sdriver or if not defintiely at YBR

the fish one is lame thou kevin hope u dont find that funny

Of course it's lame... I got it out of one of my kids joke book... It was especially for the ever so sensitive "Ellyse*"

haha im sure she loved it "good one"

Wots so great about being a crack head???



Only 2 sleeps till christmas......thats gota win me something

You win Sasquach... PM me to sort details.

Thanks to all that contributed....

chur

lol that competition was seriously weak lol oh well.... just cause i didnt win

I've got a pass for you anyway!! Being crew and all.... PM me.

Should be a big gig!

Have fun tonight those that are going...