If we are short, we can wear heels -and get away with it.
We don't have to worry about the size of our genetalia, and whether we are hanging to the left or right of the crotch of our trousers.
We are discerning. We don't have sex with a man just because he is breathing.
Shopping is a spiritual experience
We can freak men out by mentioning the 'p' word, and they turn green at the thought of tampax
Chocolate is not just a snack;
it is a necessary ritual and a sensory experience.