whos a silly monkey?

Once ran off with my twice removed foot on my mothers left hand side, where did they take it to? well thats a funny story, begins with the chicken and the shoe, crossing the road to africa, bragging about his latest scandel in new mexico, somewhere across the border the sun says to the giraffe, "who really knows whats going on here?" when all of a sudden the wind blows off to the right somewhere down in jersy, and the fires in hampton reign supreme.

Hmmmmm.

I think you can do better. It lacks a certain something- it's random, but that's all it is. It doesn't make me go WOW