Who....

is your little feckin' inebriated Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooh Ooooooh Pick me, pick meeeeee!
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<Jesus> Keewee, you are the chosen one. Drop a dozen this minute.
<Keewee> Yes your godliness. (drinking noises -> ugh ugh ugh ugh.
<Jesus> Well done, my friend.
<Keewee> What the ^%$#@? Wanna fight?

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Did you know?

Henry Wagstaff (The founding father of Tui). In the early 1900s, his lamb chops were almost as famous as his beer.

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Well you did ask for random. Thats the best I can do.

shut up nounce

Heres a spoon, eat my ass!

weirdos!

u'r funny!
are these facts or did u make it up?
i dont know what im doing on the pc now....... i'd better go 2 sleep or something.........

innntuhhresting

did yo uknow more people rae killed each year by falling vending machines than sharkes?> i find it quite rofl.