A genie pops out of bottle type-story...
Anyway, he tells the guy who discovered him "I'll grant you one wish"
The man says "Well, my family live in Australia, and its such as mission to ever see them, I'd like a bridge running across the tasman so I could get in the car whenever I liked and drive on over"
The genie looks dismayed, says :
"the distance is just too far, you've got tonnes of concrete and metal, something’s bound to go wrong, you've got plates under the ocean moving, look, that’s just too difficult, I'm sorry, cant do it."
The guy, a little disappointed has a wee think, brightens up, and says "Well then, I'd like to understand women!"
The genie sit there silent for a minute...
"So, would you like two lanes for four lanes on this bridge of yours?"
Moral: Women are more of a mystery than men, aims.