What is WRONG with you people?

there are 44 of us online, and no one is talking!! what is the problem, once upon a time that was plenty of people to carry on at least 3 threads, but now that we have over 3000 members, people have become complacent! its just not good enough!!

Caz.. go into chat. People are talking in there.

I will post!

I agree! 46 people and no ones posting...
Chats boring its not the same...

it doesnt matter if people are in chat or not. We dont have to be logged in to biggie to be in chat! they are sepereate entities! Surely there arent 44 people in chat! that would be too hard to keep track of as far as i am concerned!

GET POSTING!

p.s thanx Harvey xx

umm.. err..

Hi

How are you caz?

geee hi PhunkyDave. you are stilla ware that its over between us because you just HAD to tell everyone earlier didnt you?

Yeah, you seem a little tense. Everything O.K.?

Over like.. REALLY over?

whos tense transtemporal? i am broken hearted because of what dave did to me, but other than that i'm fine!! XX

Yeah Dave REALLY over. i dont want to hear yuor excuses. you've broken my heart! *sigh*

over???what's over???
Dave-Lets you and me have some words.....

I've got some glue if you want?.. We could sorta patch it back up.. there might be a few lines and cracks still.. Failing that, I have a spare heart I've got lying around from an Ardvark?

Uh oh..

Gavin.. those words you require?.. how about.. ummm "See ya later dude!"

(PhunkyDave runs)

an ardvark! is that the best that you can do dave? *SNIFF* i dont know if glue is gonna cut it this time...

*SOB*

Yeah, Daves a real bitch Caz. You wanna watch him. One moment hes ya best friend, next moment hes bragging to all his mates about how he bagged ya in bed. Dispicable.

Transtemporals just jealous cause I didn't consider him Brag worthy

*Caz breaks down*

no dave....dont go!!!
The fun is just beginning!
tell ya what-when i knock at your door in about 4 and a half minutes,you pretend like you're not home-then I get to pop round without warning at a later unannounced time and date to say"WHATS OVER?"

Don't cry Caz. I rated you highly enough to go round bragging to everyone about you.. ?? surely that should make you happy?

whats NOT wrong with us?

Yeah but Dave, i'm worth bragging about anyway, thats not the point! EVERYONE brags about me! Dont think that you are the first???

(PhunkyDave is worried now.. He suspects Gavin and Caz might be the 'kinky' type)

Errr Ummm.. Whats over you ask??.. Errr.. well.. ya see, its like this. Caz.. er.. umm.. (looks at feet while shuffling them), umm, she err, wanted to borrow some sugar.. Yes yes.. the sugar. Because .. umm.. there was a sugar shortage.. mmm .. yes.. sugar shortage.. and now.. theres sugar.. so its errr.. over. Yes.. thats it.. sugar shortage!

dave-ya didnt brag to me yet.
Why dont you tell me all about it now.
I can access the website from my laptop whilst I drive...
amazing how a man can drive,type AND load at the same time.
Now,where were we??
oh,thats right-you were saying...

Dave YOU TOLD ME IT WAS MILK!!!!!!!!

Yeah Gav.. Caz.. err, has a great cup.. I was braggin about her umm... cup. The cup she took the sugar in!

Milky sorta sugar.. sugar with a high milk content.. is could be milk.. if you errr.. took out the errr sugar?? maybe?

does this mean you know what size her CUP is??


so do ya???

i dont know how much longer i can do this PhunkyDave... you know what gavin's like, he... well, you know what i mean.

Ummm well, I didn't hold the cups.. I mean cup. I just kinda poured myself.. I mean the sugar into her cups.. cup.. So, I dunno.. no.. dunno.. nope.. me no nothing..!!! Nothing.. Sorry... What were you saying again? Laptop.. yes mmm.. indeedy. mmmm..

PhunkyDave, maybe we have there is onlyone way to find out for sure. I will only see you again if the coast really is clear....

(Shhhh.. the code word will be 'I need to borrow a cup of sugar'... shhhh!!!!!)

PhunkyDave whistles nonchalantly...

"PhunkyDave-you are a very funny man. I have studied many eastern cultures and ARTS,and would like to repay you humour by offering to fix your speech impediment.I guarantee you shall NO LONGER SPEAK with a stutter when i have finished with you...-oops-i mean,completed my therapy"
mmm-yes,nice laptop this one-made by beretta-you heard of them dave?

PhunkyDave runs screaming outta the house and as he does he points at Transtemporal..

IT WAS HIM.. HE DID IT.. HIM I SAY... HIM!!!!!

and dont think a chat session goes without the gav's watchful eye dave....

Chat??? err.. ummm... sorry.. I don't know what your on about??

Caz - im always talking, just nobody ever talks to me

exodus, i'll talk to you! what do ya wnna talk about??

Dnt worry Exo, Boy...

I WOVE U..

Yay ! Somebody loves me !