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well i am a tradesman painter and decorator and also a professional random dodgy munter Smile
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not alot. working on that at the moment thou.
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hahah join the club luciddreamer Very Happy
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In all it's ponsy glory....."Instalation Co-ordinator" for a telecommunications company. Smile
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Can you hook me with a call-centre job, Insanitary? DO you get that kind of influence...?

FOr the rest of you, I'm a student, and I need a part-time job until November, whereafter I need a full-time job over summer!

If anyone can help, I'll take them to dinner with my first paycheck!
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Sorry luv.....ain't got no strings I can pull in that respect - and I wouldn't reccomend ANYONE I actually like comes to work for this company - we suck FAR too much arse!!!



Ask Ali if the place he just took a job at has anymore - he toook a job for a company contracting to us.
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What do I do between weekends? Well, I'm the office scapegoat.

Someone has to have the finger pointed at them when the shit hits the fan. Wink
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That used to be my job.... "Emma, you're a crap typist, and I'm having a bad day! Now go and make me a latte, bitch!"

(usually in marginally more delicate terms, but not always)
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hmm yes ive heard about the storys of you at the hall of missioning there TPL!

>;o)
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TPL is a roxbough chick? Used to deliver shite up there.

Wat about you baz? I know you left dodgy old cuba.

Well. My official title is storeman, but I basiclly do everything and take all the shit too. Sad
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hmmm spike aye............

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

he knows too much of my dodgy past.........

*polishs gun*
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That's cos I talk to you and you tell me all this shit.

And you still don't know who I am? hehe

Put the gun away son.
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i am a songwriter and singer and the song and the dancer . . . . . of my life

Wink
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doh!!!

*grabs ak and sniper*

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I'm a professional computer geek.
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Um.....Professional Cainer
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I want your job dannyboy.

Hey. Ever thought of moving to Newlands? It's the "progressive" suburb don't ya know. Smile
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Me....

Well I just cruise....

Cruise here,
Cruise there,

Smile
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me im a ticket hoe..

JTC is also a ticket hoe..

also i am a dj slut..

jtc is also a dj slut..

only difference is that
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i have 3x the hair as JTC
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Damn, Caught out again!!!!! Sad

But that hair thing is soooo untrue... I actually wear a latex cap over my long golden tresses


:0~~~~~~~~~~~~
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hmm yes true your skills as a dj slut/ticket hoe would be all gone without your golden tasses a bit like

SAMSON!
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hmmmmm, spike.

Which one were you?
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Smile

You got it in one Smile

I've nearly finished my Ticket Hoe 101 assignment 2... Just stuck on question 19; If you don't know any promoter or DJ playing at a gig you intend on entering free, how would you go about getting around the ticket price??

Now I know I know the answer but am kinda thinking that it may be a trick question... any suggestions??


Very Happy
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hmm hint........

who owns the place where the gig is?
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Ahhh true!!!!!!!

Cheers dude... see you at the exam on saturday aye Smile
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farking AYE!!!!
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I just started working at BP
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black power... hmmmmm

gang affliated.....
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TPL - I was one of the many dodgy sub60 boys that used to race up and down those steps every day Smile

Didju used to be on reception?
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Uh... yeah.

I was the one with 12 dirty coffee cups sitting amongst the piles of work. But I think I smiled, mostly.

:o)
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Woohoo I have to go to school...In da hutt
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I play an innocent student for a living :p
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i do corporate sales for a living, write reviews and interviews for 3 dance party websites and work part time at a very cool little french restaurant in Thorndon.
and still find time to party on Wink Wink
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I work part time in this french bakery in Thorndon as well! Do we work at the same place?! :p freaky!
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restaurant & bakery, not the same thing VeraK.

Quit smoking so much Wink
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ops!
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I am a student at the mo, studying to be a teacher. Is there any chemistry teachers around here?
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and I'm a hotel duty manager.....any dance clubs need a bar manager??? i'm keen
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hey purplelollie...i might be able to hook you up.......would you work in a restaurant????
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Mutant where do u work?

i do computer stuff...app support and a bit of linux haxoring
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hahahahahahahaha


Wink
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I play with computers ...Oracle and C stuff, mostly Unix platforms.
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i get paid to be on biggie, icq and msn, with some emails thrown in. i'm sure of it.
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I don't know if my work should know what I get up to in my weekends Smile

But I mainly do programming, on linux platforms.. in Perl.
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is munting classed as a living??? hehe! I know there'd be a few in that category if it was Smile
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Transient - I'll work anywhere!
Could you please e-mail me on thepurplelollies@hotmail.com ?

:o)
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Oh and I also mush a Siberian Huski dog sled team for US Postal accross the eastern Alaskan Coast.
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me too jeff you copy cat

;p
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i am an umemployed network engineer, boh, give me a job someone.

i will hax0r all your linux platforms.

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if you're such a l33t h4x0r why not just hack into the bank and give yourself $100000000000000000000000
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Im a restaurant manager and I do advertising and PR work for my big bossSmile
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Leader & Watt, Palmerston North - 100 % your electrical store. Also DJ at the Lighthouse.

Zippy
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heya Munky Wink How *big* is your boss again?!?!


Wow - there are a few computer geeks here... makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. I'm not alone in this world Razz hahaha

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lol@addict ..funnee boy!
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I am a cosmonaut in my spare time - but during working hours I work in a partnership with the devil...
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..and I'm not talking about IRD or any other part of the NZ government...
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Living is such a loose terms and one not realy used in my profession (Student ) More a case of just surviving realy . But at teh end of it ill have a bachlor of information systems majoring in anaylsis and design ?
Tried to get a degree in dance partying but it was just 2 damm expensive
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yeah Tonymanero works for a company which distributes the movie Greece

Definately in league with the devil!!!
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Razz~~~~~~~
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I am an Air Technologist and part time Selective Walker Smile

Ahem, yes.. that sounds far better than what i could of said. Razz
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Computer Technician. event production. :p

I also drink prof. aswell
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i forget what i do - there was something before biggie though...

ill remember what it is one day - im sure my boss will love me again when i do.
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Im a passports officer.....anyone want to be called Ronriguez sanchez?? Wink
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HAhaha.. sure thing jigga.. are they any countries without an extradition treaty you can get me into?

Some banana republic in South America would by good Razz
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Hmmm.....addict....you always seem to catch me bruvah!!!

Ill look into it for ya tho. Wink
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I work with hardware as in like hammers and stuff.. its kinda boring.. but yeah Smile
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OH NO
i work in a cafe
hahahaha
not telling which one tho!! i make beautiful coffee all day Razz
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Hmmm me and insanity have the same job? weird....: )
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Im a Pimp daddy, mo fo.. any biaches lookin for representation, I am holdin auditions daily and remember I treats all me hoes wif the respect they deserve.

Razz
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oh i also work in a cyber cafe nanananana
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um banker ... (waits for the bullets)
general munter house cat...
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I work for the sun Smile
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Well under it Smile
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And babYkirbSta's cafe is in capital on the quay is i do remember correctly.

So all those who wish to see her drop stuff and get yelled at by her boss, drop on by.
Razz
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Professional Wrestler.

I go by the alias El' Terror de Fist.
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I am a mum. Literally. I have a 3 year old and sometimes on the weekends, I behave just like she does!

:p~~~
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Well I'm a geek! Very Happy
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I'm in finance Cool
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jeffthechef said:
Oh and I also mush a Siberian Huski dog sled team for US Postal across the eastern Alaskan Coast.


Laughing

Yeah, still doing this actually....



Neutral
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digging out old threads does NOT constitute flipside revival!

Razz
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shuddup!

Finding the luuuuurve thread was a mission, I found this as I was hunting!
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i work at a orthodontist, come get braces there fun!!
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I work in a contact centre. My job is to look busy, I do it well
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I'm a wedding and convention planner...
yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
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FeistyWeeThing said:
I'm a wedding and convention planner...
yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn


ORLY? I do travel and consult on all related topics here and there; also plan and manage the odd conference partner's programme. Givvus a shout if you need anything anywhere in the country in that regard. ;>
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pstu said:
FeistyWeeThing said:
I'm a wedding and convention planner...
yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn


ORLY? I do travel and consult on all related topics here and there; also plan and manage the odd conference partner's programme. Givvus a shout if you need anything anywhere in the country in that regard. ;>


Pusty, I love the sales man in you - go you good thing mate its most excellent. (And I can vouch for his onto-it-ness as well).
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I work as security officer at night at weta workshop so get to see everything in the filming industry will soon be seeing the hobbit being made Mr. Green
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jenifa said:
i work at a orthodontist, come get braces there fun!!


braces are soooo not fun.
you get bits of food stuck, you gotta stay away from giant magnets and then on top of that you've gotta deal with the reeeeally original comments from wise-asse's Rolling Eyes
On the contrary you do end up having straight teeth.. hmm...

I work as a "Customer Solutions Advisor".
You got a problem!? I'll sort it Very Happy
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posie said:
pstu said:
FeistyWeeThing said:
I'm a wedding and convention planner...
yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn


ORLY? I do travel and consult on all related topics here and there; also plan and manage the odd conference partner's programme. Givvus a shout if you need anything anywhere in the country in that regard. ;>


Pusty, I love the sales man in you - go you good thing mate its most excellent. (And I can vouch for his onto-it-ness as well).


10 points for networking!
Very Happy Very Happy
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heylady said:
I am a mum. Literally. I have a 3 year old and sometimes on the weekends, I behave just like she does!
:p~~~


I remember when she was 3. Shocked

tonymanero said:
I am a cosmonaut in my spare time - but during working hours I work in a partnership with the devil...


Laughing Unfortunately I had a falling out with the devil about holiday pay. I'm now a contractor for Valhalla.
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Whoa thats an old thread.

Smile

Brings back some memories!
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I sell smelly hot black goop to make roads with.
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I am a professional coffee drinker/music listener
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what's the pay like with that role spike?
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Job wise I manage the Wellington Branch of a software and software services company.... "mmmm that sounds exciting" I hear you say... well it bloody well is, i love what I do, I get to work hard play hard and love my customers and staff.
Any certified IBM Software professionals out there ??? Come see me for a job if there is... we are growing !! Mr. Green
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posie - I feel like I should know you, but can't remember if we've met. Do you know RogueOne and big brother and the like?
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I stand on street corners, flick my coat open, and say "pssssst wanna buy a watch?"

But thats not payin too well these days, so I just whack-off for anyone that whishes to pay.

But thats not too doin well these days either

(sigh)

So I became a certified IBM Software professional
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tonymanero said:
posie - I feel like I should know you, but can't remember if we've met. Do you know RogueOne and big brother and the like?


Hey Tonymanero, yes I do know them Smile PM me and I will reveal my true identity if you like. Am heading to Sammies tonight if BB and Rogue One are there they can intro us (or like you say maybe we know each other but not "biggie" identities Smile
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Huck said:
I stand on street corners, flick my coat open, and say "pssssst wanna buy a watch?"

But thats not payin too well these days, so I just whack-off for anyone that whishes to pay.

But thats not too doin well these days either

(sigh)

So I became a certified IBM Software professional


No Huck... I've told you.You can't have the fucking job alright !!!