the guy sitting on the left of me has just crapped his pants... how do i break it to him that i know, without embarrassing him too much? the smell is getting unbearable...
Maybe you could go buy him lunch, he'd like 300g of shredded chicken, one of those Foodtown pre-made barbeque salads some Satay Sauce and a Sprite.
THAT way, you can tell him to come get it when you're in the kitchen and he'll get up a RELISE he's shat himself. Then he can do something about it....
What do you say if the guy to the right of you constantly has one hand down below and seems to pick his bum and eat it??
maybe you could-ya know-have a pack of pull up nappies,a chux multi cloth and a bottle of spray and wipe waitin in his chair when he comes back from lunch??
After all,you are going to the supermarket,aint ya??
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