**WE HAVE ALREADY HEARD THE XMAS POEM!**

Ok the next person to start a new thread and post it is gonna get HUGE wedgie!

good call
!

I would like to place a ban on all crap poetry from this board, this isn't
Biggie - NZ's Poetry scene online

touch, harsh!

Original poetry is good. But if its just copied and pasted from an email or something, the chances are that alot of people will have already seen it.

good call touch

Song lyrics - sweet
Party catch phrases - fine
wanky 4th form poetry - wack

Okay. I will not post any more poetry on the Biggie Board. I have only ever posted two poems, one of my own and one that I thought was close to home for Biggie.

After a brief time at the top, one of the biggie bards officially retires...

dont be subdued by the critics, i rather enjoyed your melancholic sombre poem. just mix it up abit.

post wutever ya want.

easy.

I will never bow to the whims of the critics. I posted another Poem, cut an pasted even just to give the critics something to moan about and for those that have not seen it yet.

I love Potty humour!

if ya wanna post then do it
it doesnt matter wut you say
theres no-one "better" on these boards
that it has to be there way

biggie is for everyone
not just a few that 'own'
so post your 4rth form poetry
and well either clap or moan.

Poetry is all goood in any way, shape or form, its just posting the same shit that we have all read that is bollocks.

Hickory Dickory Dockers
The Biggies were off their Rockers
The clock struck One
And they has some more Fun
And Scooby likes chicks with big Knockers!

OMG there are glimmers of creativity from Pluto.

Shyguy - shucks what can I say?!

C'mon Scooby, I wrote you a little poem, you could at least say THANKS!

Take a bow Pluto and say nothing

*bowing gracefully!*

HEHEHE. Okay okay I am coming back out of retirement. And most of my poetry is not sombre like "Alone until the end" so you shouldn't get many more of those.

Night_Junkie_HH

Next time youre feeling sad try writing filthy lymericks, (how the hell do ya spell THAT?!) - always cheers me up. Nothing quite like cracking yourself up.

There once was a man called Night Junkie......

who thought that his poems were funky

Pluto. hehehe, And the rest...

Ive never seen his face
Or been to his place
But hear that he is pretty Spunky!

the auks went down to wellies
and left early on saturday morn
we took off from ol' kellies
and where underway before dawn

a great big trip layed out before us
and there was excitement in the air
the cars all travelled without much fuss
then eight hours later we where there

we partied hard with the local crew
and fuckin really went to town
the whole time we kept it real and true
but took many days to come down

i love the new place that i found
its tiny airport and its many hills
the peole have there feet on the ground
and arent afraid of a game we play........


munch more pills

full credit bro, thats some promo shit ;]