VELVET

Hey Ferksta,
Will Elvis be in the house????

Rumor has it that indeed he will!

While we're on the subject of rumors, one has been circulating regarding Robbie Williams making a cameo apperance at Velvets 2nd Birthday before he heads home to Ol Blighty - The Funk Factory cannot confirm or deny this.

Expect the unexpected!

where does the funk factory make it's funk?

We don't - we just provide the venue, music & lighting - YOU make the Funk!

whats Velvet?

I think it's safe to say if you don't know what Velvet is you are DEFINATELY missing out

go track down a flier sjb, their lineup for Saturday night is an all-star lineup of New Zealand's finest ;o)

so you don't have any funk at your funk factory.. it has to be imported??

I'm just trying to rark up the funky Ferksta. Cracking line up. Will be there with little metal things on that go ding-a-ling-a-ling

Eh Ferk. All set and tingling with anticipation.
Soooo ready for this one.
Got the threads lined up and ready for a night of styling
Hooray

Is that the same Magnum posting? Thats a bit of a turnaround in tone if it is!

I heard that rumour Ferksta. Whats up with that? He want to get in a fight or something?

*Boff* Thats for stealing all my female friends on friday you bastard!

I heard Nelly Fertado tried to get tickets but Ferk turned her down.

Nelly would go real nicely doing a bit of jass and soul in the upper bar.

I'll give her a call for you Molatov. She owes me one.

Hey ferk,
You supply Elvis and Robbie and I'll bring the shit load of Paradiso's I've scored!!!.
Give them to the members in the private lounge if they want them...nice..

Sweet she can give me the night with the funky rev's

ok that was ment to be sing 'give me the night' but i have been at work to long for my brain to work

ha ha....freudian slip there molatov?

ladies aaaaaaaand gentlemen, on Saturday 24th Novemeber, the Funk Factory is proud to add to its already astounding burining urn of churning funk
..............................?????????????

As for Robbie stealing all your women, not too worry, well get him drunk & steal his!

like I said, expect the unexpected.

PEACE

Ferk. Your mother singing, "It Ain't Easy Being Green" Is hardly cause for celebration you know.

You obviously don't know who my mother is.

You obviously don't know who my mother is.

Too true. Did you get some special at the printers? Is it just me or do you have more posters this time round?

Dpt-
Nah mate i was gunning for Robbie so i can sell the story to the womans weekly and become famous as a famous persons one night stand

Molotov-
I thought I was hooking you up with Nelly

Nah she ain't famous enough for me to sell the story to all the womans mags.
I just want her to sing a few choice jass tunes at the start of the night, while i enjoy my glass of champers

Fair enough. Will probably see you in the members lounge on saturday. Glass of champers in hand

Sure will. I'll be the one in black and gold

hows work going boys? ive got @#$&(@# tonsolitis and am out of action till thursday at the latest..

Yeah right. DPT
I bet you will be fit as a fiddle b4 sat though

ha ha you know me so well..

more posters yes - special? I wish.
NB: a further 190 tix went today people........need I say more?

Velvet = Arogance? Christ get over yourselves the
last couple consisted of old wrinkly Les Mills
members on steroids.

Diego, never seen your handle before

must be one of those 'suddenly susan' opposition promoters aliases..

haha

Hey Diego,
Your obviously one of the teeny bopper-18yrs old who car'nt get in .HaHa.....

'suddenly susans' dpt? I like it!

Dam diego you must get some dam crap drugs if the crowd at Velvet looked like a pack of muscle bound wrinklies

WTF?.......... Diego, why the attack? your gig not shaping up? who are you? Are we arrogant, or are we just doing things a little differently. Perhaps you would prefer it if we did the event the same as everyone else, or if we didn't do it at all. YEAH! that would be good for the scene -

KNOB!

Oh..... 500 tickets left! and yes, I feel good about that! - does that make me arrogant?

PS. wrinkly Les Mills members on steriods? so stupid its funny...... try sugar on your cornflakes instead of acid next time eh.

Shit so easily rattled and on the defence. Truth
hurts. You guys have a great night!!! Only ever
heard rumours about the Velvit attitude, clear as
day now. Pull out those lazy boys. Go Velvet!

Save it diego.

Big ups Ferg, Trav & Funk Factory Crew... Definitly one of the best 'big' extravaganza's i've ever witnessed...

...house music changed my Life...
...Velvet makes it worth living...

Umm Diego the only thing you have proved is what sad little muppet you are.
Funny how when someone who has no idea what they are talking about calls me a wrinkly Les Mills member i do get a little defensive

Lazy boys - now theres an idea!
Diego, don't listen to rumours, get your arse down to the gig, you may even be pleasantly suprised.

400 left.

ooh...I can just feel the tension mounting. And I love it. Where going to have fun guys...fun I say...FUUUUUN!

Is it just me or the days this week just running slower and slower the closer it gets to Saturday?
I am going stir crazy

Not just you - the anticipation of the best event of the year, and some !!

So who are we all hanging out to see? (besides the steroid taking les mills types of course!)

oohhh, the whole thing.
But most of all it has to be the funky rev's
they were the pinnacle of my night last time when they came on stage and Vanessa did the intro's and then the f%$@#ing went off

have to agree on that one. I always like to watch Levani do his thing on pecussion

Mind you everytime there is something better and brighter to catch your eyes.
So looking forward to dee za star's show and can not wait to hear the exray system in full flight

And start doing some work stewart

work! huh, yeah!

what is it good for?

absolutely nuthin...

huh say it again

The whole F*%kin thing, It should go on for a week!!
but the Funky Revs are all the way goodness!!

Alias after Alias. Christ who are these guys??
Velvet sure loves to talk about them selves!!

I am one of the promotors - Molatov, DPT and Boblar are long time supporters of the Funk Factory and our gigs, I have no idea who the others are.

Have a nice day (in your bitter little shell)

Hey Diego,
Why don't you get an opinion of your own!.
Come along, check it out, and if you don't like it fare-enough. But you sound like a right class A TWAT slagging the gig off when your've never been to one. Get a life!!!

Howzit Ferksta,
Did u manage to tee up a costume hire deal and if so where?


Hey Diego,
KNOB is too nice a name 4u, more like ANUS, after the shit you pump out.

VELVET IS DA SHIT.GO THE FUNK FACTORY

Hi Ferksta,
Did they announce the Velvet VIP winner on George this morning, I was listening out for it but I must have missed it.
See you all tomorrow!

Did go to the last one. Very average! Christ $50 for
that line up I dont think so. All the decent Dj's
only get an hour and a half if they are lucky. $70
on the door for an up and comming local gig NICE ONE
GUYS. h

Make up your mind diego. have you been to a velvet or not.
By what you have said I am guessing you don't have a clue of what a real party is, rather than a dance concert which is the usual
$50, well worth it mate. Best sound best lighting, all the top Dj's in the country, incredable venue and actual pride in the production of a quality night

Or would you rather pay the same amount for a overseas name playing the same tracks anyway.
Go the locals
Count down is on 33 hours to go....

Looks like your a little out numbered here Diego, im interested to know where you normally hang out? Or whats an event you have been to that you would rate?

Sure critisism does obviously hurt these promoters
under various alias's (how obvious). Yes I have been
to two Velvets (Molotov) toto and the Civic (forte
knox) and your claims were a bit of a laugh the
production is always over rated no different from
any other party really!! As for the line up in this
case less would be more in my eyes, there are just
too many un appealing acts held up by half a dozen
seasoned pro's to justify a $50-$70 ticket price.
Cut me down if you will this is just my opinion,
well done Happy second birthday with the amount of
advertising you have I'm sure you will get a big
crowd and have a night better than your wildest
dreams (nice

Iactually thoght the production was pretty skinny at the last velvet

Loved it. Thank you for leaving 'the box' and getting a decent venue that reflects the mood you want and the ambiance that the velvet partygoers desire... what a treat. I feel spoilt!

ummm........................

umm...? If you haven't got something to say... why post? I don't understand?