Woodger said:
Its an 18 month contract at £45 a month, I always thought I'd be here that long but the job market is shite, I haven't worked since early Feb, so have to come home.
This is very standard for the UK.
Why don’t you just skip the country? You wouldn’t be the first.
Though I wonder if they would lock out your phone as stolen, as a result.
You could also make them an offer to pay a fraction immediately and close the account…try some negotiation skills. This is a recession after all and companies would rather you do this than default on your contract.