Hahaha, you'll be lucky...
My birthday was on a Tuesday last year, and we went to the Grumpy Mole Saloon, because I had this $50 bar tab thing from a mailout that had to be spent there. Then we went to Di Lusso and that was basically it. Got home at about 11:30pm.
I think Da Box does something on a Tuesday night, but I'm not quite sure...
My birthday is on a Wednesday this year, and I don't think I'm going to fair much better this year....
Is your birthday on the 2nd of April????