The \'Who Will Kiss Me ?\' Thread

C\'mon people, need someone to kiss me at bed this friday around 1:30am for thongsisters perverted entertainment. Any volunteers ? Dont be shy now !

mmmmmmmmmwwwwwah!!

I\'ll be in Wellington, sorry hotlips!

Nah man, cos I know where that mouth\'s been ahaha

ill pass thanks.

u dont look like Sarah Michelle Geller do u?

I think my legs are a little longer than hers...

U not gonna be at the Mount on Friday night exodus?

she has legs?

exodus u forgot to mention that it must be a straight male. I am not perverted u want it bad.

You really really worry me m8.

You really really worry me m8.

I would but we don\'t want you getting the ole Pakistani marquee on the dancefloor, eh...

its like a babies arm holding an apple

PFunk you are way out of my league buddy. I will treasure forever that poster you gave me and signed of you in the bikini on my wall.

Ohh yeah forgot to mention thongsister wants it to be a straight male.

What am i getting myself into here ?

I worry myself 2 !

well let me know if you find a pash partner exodus - i would brave the trance to see that one!!

Wouldnt want you to miss it for the world itchy.

Jillybeanz - im gonna wait and see what the weather is doing for friday night before i decide to head down or not.

hey! dont look at me exodus!!

maybe this miracle will have to occur next friday. That would leave a week for advertising.

That sounds like an offer if ever I heard one D-Man

hahahaha

looks like u found ur kissin partner exodus!

Naaa D-Man is a little too tall for me. Sorry D-Man.

ooooh picky picky!

hey what about your best bud johnyG, i\'m sure he\'d luv to

haha, cheers Jilly. I will get you next time
Exodus, dont get your hopes up, I dont swing that way!

JohnyG is at the other extreme, 2 short !

This thread is getting out of hand !

hey exodus - i accidently posted under itchys name - that was me saying ill even brave the trance to see you and another male! and thats saying something!!

Hey, neil. Watch it
Only females for me, mind you thats been in short suply recently

Hey, whats this is hear about you missing class?
Bad panda bear!

it looks like u are going to have to market yourself better exodus, the opinions are looking a little too thin for u, I will not be disappointed

Either that or lower your standards there Exodus.. too short.. too tall.. ?? Honestly if it was a hot as female would you say - Sorry your too short or too tall ? I think not!

P.S. I\'m too tall

I missed class ;-(


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HEY JUNKIE GET A LIFE

No No, he doesnt like short people!

the only class you study neil is class A and Class B

PhunkyDave are u offering your services. I am now the pimp for exodus. Will take all offers on board.

i\'m almost the exact same height as exodus, but I\'ve got a cold, so no kissing for me

errr.. ummm.. I won\'t be at bEd on Friday..

Nah neil your to lanky for neil he likes big buts and he can not lie you other brothers cant deny, when a ... walks in with a idy bidy thing.....

neil_armstrong-we will take all offers, even offers for the future (offers are low).

This event will now take place next friday. So all can witness it and so PhunkyDave can be involved.

exodus on friday pretty sure most bEd regulars on biggie will be up at sam hillz beach rave at the mount !! u might have better luck there? =)

Err.. I\'m never going to bEd on a friday ever again...

Dear all biggies

By kissing the random peeple yuo culd be catching any sort of diseese such as H.I.V. disease, tuberculsis, heapitis, or possibly the Ebola.
Even the hores who are on the streets don\'t be kissing their \"Jons\" or what they call their customers.

Regards,

TechStockTony

Deat TechStockTony,

I already have the above diseases that you are refering to. I cant really recall the last case of Ebola in this country either, care to refresh my memory ?

Regards

X

thongsister - how are the booking coming along sweetie ?

im glad im in queenstown shesh i cnat belive he is even asking ;-p

the mount will be the best option for finding kissing partners especially with the spa pool. trying to drag jolyon down by telling him theres a german shepherd breeding centre at the mount.

YES it will be fun.

For those invited to the spa pool.

*goes off in huff*

haha cartman u cant get any :-0

He he, PFunk said \'Pakistani marquee\'!



I never once thought I\'d ever see a legitimate use for that phrase in the dance scene.

that is from wired world of sports haha nice one Pfunk.

i take it u where listening to it

have u meet my buddie sumjrkramdmycar? bahahahaha

The spa pool it is then !

*MWAH*

ok exodus......what is in it for the straight male u
want to pash?
(this is in no way an offer of my services, but I
could get a mate very drunk for you, and send
him your way!!!!hahahhaa)

This thread is scaring me ! Thongsister what have you done ?

Still no takers there Exodus... ???

My advice would be to rebrand and relaunch with a more agressive marketing plan...

If all else fails you are gonna c a fool kissing the air in a spa pool down at the mt.

Fuck i am in a wierd mood. Hate being sick *cough cough*

exodus, you may have to try some sly work at the Mt spa pool. I\'m sure if the pool is as packed as it sounds like it is going to be, a hand out of place would likely go unnoticed........Indeed finding a straight male to kiss is a mission. We may have to try a new angle, spontaneous.