THE MASTERS

As usual , I will jabber on about the golf to myself ITT since most of you heathens are too uncultured to appreciate the greatest sport of them all

Big Masters coming up with all eyes on Woods as usual, this time for different reasons as the haters (like myself and Rigor) revel in his fall from grace and rankings. He is now number 7 in the world ....which is a massive fall from being virtually untouchable just a few years back

Phil Mickelson and tyro McIlroy are most favoured by commentators, my tips though are Martin Kaymer and Anthony Kim

Love the Masters!

philly to crush :>

Golf isnt the greatest sport. Horse Racing is.

gambling is the greatest sport

Surely it's poker?

Truth be told I do really like golf, I just don't know enough about the tour and the intricacies of the players to really contribute to any kind of meaningful banter mate.



gc.

Yeah same boat I'm in SMF. I might try and pay watch some of this Masters though and see if it can keep my attention. I love watching golf highlights reels but the whole telecast is a pretty hard watch when you don't know many of the players heh

heh yeah fair nuff, I was mostly trollin Golf can be pretty boring but theres a few tounramenst that are worth tuning into.

I love the Masters, such a lol how Augusta gets away with their whole mysoginstic and racist thing just by being brilliant at what they do. (FYI, they used to outlaw black members and there are still NO female members) So wrong

bah my 2 picks were terrible, and the 2 I *almost* mentioned/bet on did well. I hereby change my "tips" to Immelman and Villegas

TIGER!!!!!!!!!!

74! Nice putting!



CABRERA!

What a fkn muppet!

hee hee. Well...not too far back mate, could eaasily see him tear up the fro nt tommorrow morning and get back in it

McIroy looks amazing though! The kid is the real deal, shame he is Irish or he would become one of my favourites

Your hatred for the Irish is truly puzzling.



gc.

So much this

Fuck the Irish and all their green crap...cmon.....Padraig Harrington? What a twit

Looking forward to my annual Masters final day Monday morning booing at Tiger, Irish cunts, Aussies and anyone else I happen to dislike!

ARGGGGGEEEEENTINA@! FTW

you're such a lovable prejudiced mutterer :>

SHIP IT TIGER!!!!!! :>>>>>>

Tiger's putting

McEIroy ahahahahaahahahah TOLD YOU TRIXY

He was paying $1.33 when I put my last $10 tab in my account on Cabrera @ 13-1

This is huuuuuge, 6 or 7 guys within a shot on the lead. Tiger one back and a birdie putt on 18 but the others have too many holes. he wont win

3 Aussies up there tho :/

CABRERA!@!@!!

bah Cabrera bogies 16, its going to be a filthy yaya or an Aussie!

Fuck come and spend some time in Queenstown and you'd probably develop one too. They get HAMMERED any night of the week, act as though they own the fucking place and pick fights with everyone.

Ireland -10 points imo.

ty pssst finally someone who actually knows the Irish. They are spud thick violent morons

Sick finish from Charl, worthy champion at only 25

Jason days missus was smoking@

Same thing they say about Kiwis around half the world.



gc.

nah we dont start fights.......do we?

Are you joking? I've seen Kiwi blokes start fights on a PLANE ffs. We're just as ignorant and loutish as everyone else unfortunately.

:/

gc.

You're obviously mixing in different circles to me bro

on the plane!

ahhhh ok... must have got lucky on my OE, never saw a single dust up involving kiwis. But then again...everyone was probably too high

Still...it included an utterly boozey Pampalona trip, very peaceful. The only fighting I saw was the spaniards

pssssttt off topic but can you start up a thread about yuor horse Infallible? Or poats updates when it has a race on facebook? Id like a new horse to casually follow, havent had one since a good friend of mine owned a peice of ARMSTRONG

Back on topic, Charls victory speech was notable for the fact he mentioned TWICE that he was...... "desperate to avoid a play off"



:>

NO CHOCKERS HERE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!

Perhaps he can play cricket?



gc.

5 minutes in the Proteas environment would prolly turn the man into a bumbling mess under pressure! :>

Perhaps he could be a psych consultant.



gc.

Great call!