THE EAGLES

Hotel California

http://www.muppets.com/profiles/sam.htm

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
\'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell\'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain,
\'Please bring me my wine\'
He said, \'We haven\'t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine\'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin\' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said \'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device\'
And in the master\'s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can\'t kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
\'Relax,\' said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
but you can never leave!

Are you ok Sam? Thats a bit of an odd post at this time of the morning. But I suppose when you look at our little thread it could be considered a strange morning all round.

anyone keen to alter the words for dancefloor
relevance?

On a Gathering dancefloor, Digweed on the
decks
It\'s time for my acid, and some special
effects.........................

On a disco dancefloor, Beegees on the decks
It\'s time for my whiskey, and some groovy light effects.............


...sorry i caught some of the beegees doco last night

ta for the link to the muppets site... :0)

On a Gathering dancefloor, Digweed on the
decks.
time to drop my acid, I\'m ready for the effects.
Up ahead in the distance, I\'m not sure what I
saw
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim,
I\'m hallucinating for sure.
Then he threw on a 12inch.
I heard him drop the bass.
I was thinking to myself, what the fuck is all over
his face.
Then he mixed the next record, and he showed
me the way.
Five thousand munters in the trance zone
all started to say...

Welcome the Gathering let\'s get fucked up

clap clap clap bravo DirtyDC

you know its tha truth.
he was awsum aye.

I\'ll take your word for it, but it\'s a hell of an
experience.
Was the chick there with her caravan selling
Nos? she sold out last time. What about the
fresh water stream BRRRR

excellent lyrics. An improvement for sure.

nipples like dimonds.

feet in the stream was so good!!


acid in the forest was 100,000,000 times better

Gotta love the lyrics though; meaningful yet totally open to interpretation

yup, and the original lp sleeve

grass between the toes,
sandflies up my nose,

flashes of light reveal people dancing
the acid kicks in and they disappear,
where am i again?

now its 2 in the afternoon
pine trees surround me,
they sway from the top, and from the bottom.

cartman is wearing a raincoat,
but there is only sun.

where am i again?

digweed is delayed,
cannot handle the first aid,

too many bright lights, put me on the bus
my brain feels like mush.

the red light conquers all,
i wish i had some tape, to attach it to my face
am i in outer space?

now its 6am, i think i\'m going to die
digweed in 3 hours, fuck i have to make it.


that about sums up my gathering..

it doesn\'t really rhyme

but, i am an organic tomato

so fuck you

hahahahahahahha nice one,
so that is what u were doing for 1/2 hour ;]

in between talking to two lovely, well educated people from mangere about insurance, yep

oh no working again, stink, chin up budie, it\'s fucking raining, bloody weather, there goes my full body tan.

haha - oh and my detox schedule, well its been put back a few weeks...

at least i don\'t have to work tomorrow! and i finish in an hour !

was Digweed on at 9:00 AM?

9:30am on the last morning

it was him then the last (ego) trance..

kinda crazy to be dancing in sunlight, but was worth every second i was concious!

yip that blue eagle out of the muppets certainly was good for a laugh....

and the two grumpy old men!

I can\'t believe you posted this!

I just had to leave my office because I was laughing too loud!

Oops nearly got in trouble......

I dunno you can\'t get any closer to the truth than this bit:

\"Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget \"