the best ways to piss of ure wank rellys

Ive got to go to a FAMILY FUNCTION tommorow night and I cant stand my mums sisters ...any ideas to keep me occupied????

Hmmmmm dress up as a slut

Get really pissed and spew on her lovely little dress

Keep playing with the ring tones on your phone Make sure the volume is on LOUD!!!

Call them great Aunties

Make jokes about the bad meals they\'ve made in the past.

Ask if everyone\'s had chicken pox, then proceed to tell them your flat mates got a wicked case(while scratching your neck), see how long they really want you there

lol keep them coming Im taking notes

Have your boyfriend decide not to go at the last
minute and be all pissed off, and have to explain
that your geezer really doesn\'t want to meet your
family....

lol no boyfriend...bummer

Two words.

Axe

&

Rampage.

Enough said. (although given LoTR, I hear it\'s now in fashion. Especially any decapitation.)

swear HEAPS

Give your mum cigarettes & try to hide at the bottom of the garden smoking with her,.... and discover your Grandma on Dad's side's been watching with a scowl on her face.....
I did that yesterday :0)