Speeking Of Weight And All

Dear Biggies

Some of you are alredy speeking of weight and such, so I thought I wuld share with you some of my opinion. I think that today many chicks are too fat and heavy. Now this is bad becase not many guys are wanting to see the heavy girls around and are not being attracted. So these poor girls is having low selfish-esteem and becoming hores and maybe even strippers at \'ShowtimeGirls\'
So I thinking girls should be watch their weight. Maybe then they can attract the man becase when fat they is not attract. Some say that \'beaty is skin deep\' but I prefer \'beaty is SKINNY deep\'. I am just trying to help the poor lonely girls.

Regards,

TechStockTony

hehe vader your a crack up

Thanks TechStockTony - you\'ve just encouraged me to become anorexic

Kisses and hugs to you

only a matter of time

exodus?

Dear Moo

Dont be becoming anarexic! Those girls is so thin and all they are showing bones. Now this is bad becase we life in a world where thanks to the GOOD OLD US OF A there is enough food that nobody should show the bone. Except maybe those dodgy peeple on Karangahape Roads and Fort Street who I sometimes preech at.

Regards,

TechStockTony

Mmm, while we are at it TechStockTony, we should also address issues regarding guys like yourself with incredibly small penis\'s.

Any other encouraging words TechStock - I think I\'m ugly and no boys like me

Hahaha Pluto...

Dear Pluto

The size of the penis is not of much matter it is how you use it. Within the bounds of Holy Marrymony, my wife is saying \"Tony you are the top gun\". I dont think the small penis is visible eether and no girl is going to not look becase of it. But fat chicks is obvious from long ways off.

Regards,

TechStockTony

Dear Moo

If the boys are not liking you, you may be ugly or fat. But if you are not ugly or fat, and they are still not attracting to you, maybe consider your clothery. Are you wearing the nice clothes? Maybe wearing swimwear and bikinis and such will helping.

Regards,

TechStockTony

WTF is \"low selfish esteem\"?

TechStockTony - you shouldnt try so hard to incorrectly spell. We all know who you are and you are naturally a shit speller anyway. If you are going to go to such efforts to spell things wrong to put us off the scent (a rancid one at that) - then why not try to learn the correct spelling?

Peace/Love/Mungbeans/God Bless & all that bollocks.

TechStockTony

You might be \'the man\' in the sack with your \'wife\' (aka Lucy the blow up sheep) - but that doesnt help the pitying looks & sniggering you get at the urinal from all the choir boys with sausage 10 times the size of yours now does it?

Go on, share with the group.

Hahaha Pluto... nice one

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Dear Pluto

This is mine best spelling. And you saying \"We know who yuo are really\", who is that? I have always been called Tony ever since I was born and all. Maybe you know someone else.
Yuo enjoy hassling me but I am the retired tech stock consultant who knows more about e-bizness than you ever will. I was the man who busted e-front and all as well.
Even if I had the small penis, which my wife is saying \"No\", that is something I am borned with. Fat chicks is not born fat and is just lazy and cant be botheringed with losing chubby fat. There is a big difference.
Also if you think you are mocking me you are obviously retarded and having Downer Syndrome.

Regards,

TechStockTony

TechStockTony - thats not very christian of you!

Id love to stay and mock you further, however, Im bored now. You must be losing your touch.


Oh, and in response to your charming \'fat chicks\' comment - Screw you & the horse you rode in on.

Night night.

PS: Maybe do some reaseach about overactive/inactive thyroid syndromes & the uncontrollable weight gain side effects, as well as hormonal imbalancing causing increased body fat. You might be the e-biz genious, but your biology lets you down, bit like your spelling really.

Deer Pluto

What real persentage of girls is having thyroid problems? Maybe 0.001 %. And even if they is having bio-bizness problems the solushin is SIMPLE be eat less calories than you BURN even with bio-thyroid problems this is solution.

Eat x calorees, burn x+10 calorees and you are lose all that fat. This is basic biology.

Regards,

TechStockTony

Haha Pluto you crack me up!

Does this apply to men as well? Should it be
mandatory for men to wear nice clothes, have
good haircuts, abs, pecs, hard buttocks and
thighs, and smell nice?
Otherwise women may not be attracted to them.
Too many middle-aged retired e-business men
are overwieght and cretinous to boot. I think their
wives should leave them for better-looking,
younger men, as is their right as trim well-bred
women.
;0)

Ahhh bugger, you dragged me back into your TST Shit hole.

Thyroid problems were one example of why someone might be overweight. Your little diagram on how to lose weight or maintain a weight skinny enough for TST approval (is this to a point where menstruation stops & fine hairs appear on the body? or just till the hip bones stick out making it uncomfortable to sleep on your stomach?).

A thyroid gland that isn\'t producing enough hormones is known as under-active, and this causes a slowing down of the body\'s metabolism. It\'s thought there is an inherited tendancy to this condition and women are ten times more likely to suffer from hypothyroidism than men, though we don\'t know why this is.The main symptoms are:

The thyroid hormones stimulate energy production, and a lack of these causes tiredness and lethargy, muscle weakness, a slow heart rate, dry skin and hair (sometimes hair loss), weight gain and a tendency to feel cold. A condition called myxoedema, in which the skin and other body tissues thicken, can develop.

Anyway - at the end of the day, you are a dickhead for even joking about people who are overweight, retarded, sex workers, strippers.

It takes every kind of people - even pathetic sad individuals like yourself.

thepurplelollie - well said!

wow Tech I hope that your in tip top shape, so you can be preaching about it

pluto u are a crack up

Dear Lollie

How does a thyroid-biz problem stop my equashin from working?

Burn more calories than you are eat. Basic physics can tell you how to calculating work done. Maybe thyroid-problem-bizness peeple need to work harder and eat less but it is still possible. And better than being 500lb lard ass.

Regards,

TechStockTony

i love techstocktony

Z_Blaze - ahhh, I cant take the credit, if TST wasnt such a fuck-stick, I wouldnt have any material to work with!

OMG!!!!!!! you go Purplelollie, by the way your figure rulz girl you look hot

Me too

Hes about the only interesting thing ive seen on this site today

I was agreeing with caz

damn my slow typing

Dear Lollies

Please be telling me how a thyroid equashin reverses the laws of thermaldinamics and similar in losing weight?

Regards,

TST