Some asshole

farted right next to me on the tube this morning, and we were all packed in like sardines.

I tried to hold my breath but the smell kept lingering.

And the whole time I was breathing I couldn't get the thought out of my head that I was inhaling his rectum gasses.


Eeeeewwwwww

hehe

I just farted when I opened this thread...

*giggles like a little girl*

*giggles with greenie*

it was a sharp one too, ooh-arah everyone likes the smell of their own brand aye...

what is it with this thread? i just farted when opening it too

I didn't fart when I opened this thread

I didn't fart either....
However I did fart yesterday, does that count?

not really, but good for you geoffy

I think I feel a fart coming on now..

ooohhh that was mean..

If you fart and its silent and oudorless then did you really fart???

the warm ones are always the smelliest i've found

If a deaf man is alone in the woods and farts, does it make a sound?

if his rectum reverbs, then yes