Not all geeks can afford the continuous hardware upgrade cycle and have to make to with whatever crap can be scammed.
What are you stuck with?
Home:
Duron 750, 256mb (got spare sticks for the other slot but the slot is bung), crappy onboard gfx and sound, crappy dial-up and nothing useful like lan or usb2 onboard, so my (3) pci slots are all full. No AGP slot either. At least I got 320gb of HDD in there and a shiny new CDRW.
Laptop (work):
Cpq Armada E500, PIII-600, 128mb and 11gb (dying) HDD, dead battery. At least it's reasonably snappy with Win2K Pro. New Toshiba Centrino in July tho, at which point this will either get ignored, or possibly turned into a *nix desktop machine of some description.