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I mean...it doesnt say its Jessie, but he's got to be suspect number 1

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=10705168

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A passenger on an Emirates flight has told Newstalk ZB a Black Caps player was involved in an incident on a flight between Sydney and Dubai.

The Black Caps team management is investigating.

A passenger on the Emirates flight described the incident to Newstalk ZB as the worst possible sort of lewd behaviour and said it involved one of the players and a woman.

The team is heading to India for the Cricket World Cup.

Team Manager Dave Currie confirms the team has just hopped off the plane at Dubai Airport.

He says he has been made aware of an incident and is investigating to determine exactly what has happened.


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stuff.co.nz says Tim Southee


...although I assumed it would be Ryder when I read the headline.
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MILE HIGH CLUB
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Assumption is the mother all fuck ups etc, but still...hope he doesnt get sent home
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had a chat to JDRyder few hours ago and he said it was a smooth flight, doubt he has anything to do with this one fellas.

Music
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What's the worst possible lewd act on a plane?

A2M in the bathroom?
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A2OGM in the cockpit
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Pechora said:
What's the worst possible lewd act on a plane?

A2M in the bathroom?


A2M2A2V2A in the pet storage compartment.
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Pechora said:
What's the worst possible lewd act on a plane?

A2M in the bathroom?


A2M red wings?
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rom stuff:

He confirmed that Southee was drinking at the on-board bar, where he received an invitation from a female passenger to visit the first-class cabin. The cricketers were in business class.

Southee was asked to leave first-class because he was not entitled to be there. He returned to his team-mates, but the woman later reappeared in the business section, sat on his knee and gave him a goodnight kiss.

OMG scandel!!!
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Jono said:
but the woman later reappeared in the business section, got on her knees and gave him a long, special goodnight kiss


FYP
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Jono said:
Southee was asked to leave first-class because he was not entitled to be there. He returned to his team-mates, but the woman later reappeared in the business section, sat on his knee and gave him a goodnight kiss.


Haha how was it described? "The worst possible form of lewd conduct"?

Laughing

gc.
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ATTRACTIVE SPORTS PLAYER ATTRACTS ATTENTION FROM WOMAN

News at 11.

Neutral

gc.
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Yeah its all turned out to be a load of bollix, whew imo
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Sif Black caps could have afforded to send someone home anyway Razz
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If it isn't obvious already, total misread of thread due to skimming.

Woops!

:o

gc.
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Supamaorifulla said:
ATTRACTIVE SPORTS PLAYER ATTRACTS ATTENTION FROM WOMAN

News at 11.

Neutral

gc.


WTF?
tim southee is UGLY
in fact the entire black caps are.
very few attractive cricketers. except shaun tait
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Shaun Tait/ fuck you are the weirdest cunt I know ...

Music
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Is he?

Can anyone name a cricketer that looks more like vadz than Tait?

Wink
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Tim Southee is a lot better looking than fucking Shaun Tait. What are you smoking? Tait looks like a buck tooth version of Eric Bana. Psycho eyes. Not unlike J Franklin.

Jimmy Anderson clearly the best looking international cricketer currently.

Cool

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Nobody has mentioned the fact that this woman was apparently a fatty

poor form southee
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While Southee might have nicer/more even features, Tait has more sex appeal. Who wouldn’t be able to rip it in like that? Id rather be Tait than Southee anyday. Also Tait comes across as a hard man, and importantly never tries to be someone that’s hes not, ala Brett Lee who always tries on that “Ïm a nice guy/smiley” routine that is so utterly fake. Saw straight through that %$#@ from day one

Agree about the teeth call though, get those puppies filed back yo!

PS vadz...you do look lie Tait imo (minus the teef), but you aint got no sex appeal cos you dont bowl 150 km hr sorry Pink Winky
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and yeah....Anderson is dreamy as! Torso die for!

man.... Ive woken up so gay this morning Sad

Should be right by lunchtime!
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Apparently the chick was minging too, if they'd told the full story and included that then everyone would've been talking about what a nice guy Southee is for humouring her if he wasn't interested, or chucking a dog a bone if he was.
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Ah crap, got too caught up in the Tait talk to see neil's post. Sad
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Hell yeah! Taits all over Southee!

Look at Taits "dont fuck with me" stare.....and he pulls it off without even trying!


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The Maestro said:

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Fuck! Cant edit. That was supposed to be Music

I am gay.....Sad
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After thinking about it, cricket must be one of the ugliest sports out there... every team I can think of is full of fkn mingas :>
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Quite true really when you think about it....in my experinec cricket clubs never had the girls flocking around on sat nights like rugby and league (and even football to a lesser degree. Its a bit of a nerdy sport and hard to think of many dead set handsome cricketers? (shut up *Re-Action* ...Kallis is well mingin!)
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Not sure he cares what you think!

Music
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The Maestro said:
Hell yeah! Taits all over Southee!

Look at Taits "dont fuck with me" stare.....and he pulls it off without even trying!


:muscle:


Yeah a real tough cunt that guy!!! Didn't he break down crying infront of the world because cricket took its toll on his mental health!!

Music
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Neil McKensie all the way






and because all this is getting a little too gay,

Neil McKensie's missus Kerry McGregor


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You safas are such nobs. SIF judging a guys looks by his missus? OF COURSE they are hot. They are sporting superstars Rolling Eyes

JK has a massive gap between his teeth , a head like a football and thats not his hair!
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The Maestro said:
Hell yeah! Taits all over Southee!

Look at Taits "dont fuck with me" stare.....and he pulls it off without even trying!


:muscle:


Yeah a real tough cunt that guy!!! Didn't he break down crying infront of the world because cricket took its toll on his mental health!!

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I'm not judging Neil McK on his missus,

I'm judging him on his looks. His missus is just cause she's nice to look at too.
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The Maestro said:
*Re-Action* said:
The Maestro said:
Hell yeah! Taits all over Southee!

Look at Taits "dont fuck with me" stare.....and he pulls it off without even trying!


:muscle:


Yeah a real tough cunt that guy!!! Didn't he break down crying infront of the world because cricket took its toll on his mental health!!

Music



Having a cry cause its hard to believe how awesome you are OVER crying because you can't handle the jandle!

STEYN will crush your stumps by just looking at them!

Music
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totally pwned you mate!!


Very Happy



Music
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Supamaorifulla said:
Jono said:
Southee was asked to leave first-class because he was not entitled to be there. He returned to his team-mates, but the woman later reappeared in the business section, sat on his knee and gave him a goodnight kiss.


Haha how was it described? "The worst possible form of lewd conduct"?

Laughing

gc.


it would be for a fundamentalist Muslim!
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vadinho said:
Supamaorifulla said:
ATTRACTIVE SPORTS PLAYER ATTRACTS ATTENTION FROM WOMAN

News at 11.

Neutral

gc.


WTF?
tim southee is UGLY
in fact the entire black caps are.
very few attractive cricketers.


have to disagree with you there dude ... I should know Razz
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You'd struggle to name 3 good looking Black Caps imo Razz
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I thought we were struggling to come up with ANY good looking cricketers, except Jimmy Anderson Confused


Even in the history of the game I cant think of many, its kind of odd
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it's not just looks alone, it's the whole overall .... package *ahem*

I could say more but do you want me to turn this thread totally gay?

although I must say The Maestro has done a pretty good job of that already, all by himself Razz
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The whole overall package includes Scotty fkn Styris!

STANDARDS JH, WHERE ARE YOUR STANDARDS MAN!?! Very Happy Razz
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standards? what are they?

have to get me some Razz