Rejected status updates

Anything you've wanted to post but decided for one reason or another against it?

It goes here.

Probably something about just farting.

Oh so much stuff. Ive wanted to bitch about people ... Get angry about people who take loads of e to have a good night yet still pike or are annoying.... grumble when my daughter is acting like a il brat....Grumble about bitchy stupid woman....Grumble about my job and colleagues....I dont because I talk about it IRL and no one on facebook wants to hear about daily issues... I find FB quite lame now tbh.....

Yeah you have to be careful not to look like a raving loon on the internet.

ex gf who told me she didn't want to be in a relationship right now, then changed her status to 'in a relationship' 1.5 months or so later, then changed to single a few days later...

thought about posting...that was quick!

there have been quite a few actually.. but i can't remember them now

Errr well I save my looneyness for biggie heh.

seeing people but 'BOOM!' in their updates, and then wanting to write something snarky about how BOOM! is fucken stupid, but then not doing it because then that friend will know I mean them

anything goes and everything is fine in status update land as far as I'm concerned

BOOM!

"Chazz Michael Michaels IS figure skating!" BOOM!

This. Normally its something Ive decided is hilarious cos Im blazed but actually isnt