one of the guys I work with writes game reviews for a magazine.
Below is his review of Diablo 3 that got rejected...
"Oh yes. Ooh, yes. Right there. Mmmmmm, that feels good. Mmmhmm, keep doing that. No a little bit higher. Yes, there. Oh yes, there. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh Yes. Uh, maybe you could.. Ohh, no, oh no no yes. Yes, no, YES. Don't stop, don't ever stop, that's amAZING, don't stop, don't stop, yes. Put a pillow under me. Uh, yeah, that's nice. Higher. Down a bit, keep rubbing. Circles, small circles. Smaller. Smaller. A little to the left. Smaller, YES! That's it. Oh yeah, that's the one, right there, that spot, yes, YES with the other hand YES! Right now, YES! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! OH, YES! YES! YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Hold me."
looking forward to getting this game myself!!!!