last night, I went to a party in newtown, got semi toasted on a bottle of Jose, lost my car keys at the party, so i had to break in to it with a coat hanger, pull apart the ignition, remove the steering lock so i could get the car driven home. finally got home bout 12.30(cos i was having an early night) went to wake up the flatmates so i could just fall over and go to sleep. Oh, what do you know, the flatmates are out at a party in jville, soooo lets go on another mission to go get the house keys, got there, walk behind the house to use the back door........hmmmm the dog god damn starts trying to eat me......ended up back home finally got too sleep. still no idea where my keys are, with my CPC ticket on........oh well only need a screwdriver to start it, no spare key, cant lock it.
But never mind.....it's whopper chopper today at days bay.....surly it cant get any worse.
com'on Stoffa, chin up buddy.