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last night, I went to a party in newtown, got semi toasted on a bottle of Jose, lost my car keys at the party, so i had to break in to it with a coat hanger, pull apart the ignition, remove the steering lock so i could get the car driven home. finally got home bout 12.30(cos i was having an early night) went to wake up the flatmates so i could just fall over and go to sleep. Oh, what do you know, the flatmates are out at a party in jville, soooo lets go on another mission to go get the house keys, got there, walk behind the house to use the back door........hmmmm the dog god damn starts trying to eat me......ended up back home finally got too sleep. still no idea where my keys are, with my CPC ticket on........oh well only need a screwdriver to start it, no spare key, cant lock it.


But never mind.....it's whopper chopper today at days bay.....surly it cant get any worse.



com'on Stoffa, chin up buddy. Smile
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ooooo nasty..... oh well go to whopper chopper and take it easy. Smile
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oh no! tragic... hope your keys turn up bro Smile
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Damn, Stoffa - I think you might be next weeks candidate for this weeks FlipSide Gimp of the Week award Smile Thats right up there wif me loosing my sunnies/bag/phone/cd collection!!
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Shit sometimes I read my post and it makes no real sense at all. Fucking worrying.

Don't worry - looks like gimp of the week award will stay with me for some time yet..
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Stink ass... I've had weeks of shit like that happening everyday. dont let yourself think its gonna continue or it will.
I reckon your keys are under on of the chairs you were sitting on or in the couch, you know slid down the side...
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well i had lots of fun on my night... and day - that princess is leading me astray... or maybe i am leading her astray, or maybe i am leading her to an ashtray... hmm, must sleep, brain mush Smile
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Yes, she's incredibly naughty and elusive n'est-elle pas? Razz
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indeed...
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Smile
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Sad Stoffa, hope you find your keys matie...
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are you talking about me????
elusive? hmmmm.... maybe Smile

Id just like to state that Storie is a bad influence on me...

Poor Stoffa Sad thanks for the bubble wrap - it went down REAL well today Smile
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bubble wrap...all sounds a bit dodgy if you ask me...didn't involve a hamster too by any chance...just remember, u have to tape it up tightly....ooops, um forget i even said that. Razz
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no no - not dodgy Smile we just wrapped storie up in it for a while Smile wish i had a camera Smile
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I missed the bubble-wrapping! Damnit.

Yes, you're elusive/fleeting/dodgy. No argument. Very Happy Oh, and an antisocial cellphone geek. Just kidding, btw.
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Sad
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It was a call from East Timor, i could hardly have hung up on him now could I?????

fleeting and dodgy - i deny!!!!!!!
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i used to be such a nice boy before biggie.
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you have to tread lightly voice, im fragile this evening Smile


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princess: lucky you didn't roll me down the exit ramp at the james smiths parking building in the bubble wrap as i suggested! ah, humour Smile
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Oh, oops, missed all this. Yeah.
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Tee hee - that ramp idea was a good one Smile but lucky we didn't try it, i think an injury would have been invloved...

i couldn't even use a lighter last night - kept burning myself!!! how sad Smile

ah... but im JUST coping this morning... bit vacant though (not unusual) Smile