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The Maestro said:
I have 6s ad ac 7h in SB, it goes call call call to me I pot, 2 callers

Flop 10h 5s qh 3c I bet $2 (half pot)

Next player min raises, next pots it to $18. I....?


- Don't pot preflop here. You have no suits, not many straight draws and one pair. This is pretty weak when OOP
- If there's a raise and a 3-bet in front of you, it's ok to 4-bet / shove here, because you've usually got a good chance at getting all in HU preflop, which is never a terrible thing with AAxx... But here you're mostly going to be OOP in a multi-way pot with a hand that plays terribly post-flop.
- As played, check/fold the flop. You're hardly ever ahead on this flop, and even if you are, you're not ever a math favourite with anyone who wants to put in a lot of $ ...

Maestro said:
and this one from rush that was were I couldnt work ouit what to do with flopped 2 pr


- This hand is fine, exactly how I'd play it I think. Your top two is ahead nearly always when he just smooths your pot-raise, the turn only completed one draw - so yeah barrel it again, especially with your stack. Sometimes he has bottom set or whatever, but shrug, move on.
- If you were quite a bit deeper, you wouldn't want to pot the turn though. Because there's soooo many scare-cards on the river you don't want to balloon the pot out of control on the turn cause you can basically never value-bet river unless you fill up, and you don't particularly want him to read your check as weakness and barrell the river when the pot is big enough that you care etc... But yeah, with your stack size, barrell the turn is good Smile
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The Maestro said:
aaaand here I get stacked by being terrible

10/20 full ring I have 8h js 5s 10s in the bb it goes raise to 70c call call I call
Flop 10c ah 5c it goes chk chk (me) ck (raiser) bet pot
fold to me. I pot it get called villian shows kc jc 2s ac and gets there
trainwreck?



Yeah this is pretty bad... Don't try to bluff co-ordinated flops like this really. You're just never getting enough folds there... It's incredibly rare that I stone-cold bluff any flops at all really. I mostly leave my bluffing for the turn when I have a better idea of where they are, and on the turn people are less likely to stick it in with random draws with only 1 card to come... If I am going to stone-cold bluff any flop, it's going to be like J 6 2 rainbow heh.
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cheers for that. My AA would have held in a huge pot on hand 1 hemce my consternation

In rush hand I had $3 behind after he called the turn, which I obv put in and he folded his FD

hand 3 I have 2 pr OTF, is it too vunerable to play hard

Im finding out this game is all about pushing small edges hard/gamblong it up. I see what trix meant about swings. MTT vet finds PLO pretty fkn exhausting!
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The Maestro said:
hand 3 I have 2 pr OTF, is it too vunerable to play hard


Oh right... didn't even see the two pair, but yeah that's barely worth even factoring in. If it was 2 pair + second nut flush draw or something then it's okay, but bottom two pair with no redraws is basically like ace high in holdem. It'll win sometimes, but ya never really bank on it.

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isil's 20 hour session comes to a close.

he got his ass handed to him by OMGClayAiken... dropped over 1.5m to him Neutral
OMG was running hot, but isil definitely outclassed there Sad
Fucking mammoth session... so exhausting even watching it.

Sleep well isildur.
Time for an epic rebuild tomorrow Razz
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how the fuck does he not quit after NL session against galfond?

Sick thing is, from memory, it was isildur that suggested PLO?

<3 following his sessions but it's hard not to get tilted by his lack of discipline. But then that's why I love the dude. CONTRADICTORY OPINIONS IN MY BRAIN! :<
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hahahah I know what you mean...
It's weird, I get so emotionally invested watching him, like he's gambling with my money.
I keep shouting "COME ON !!! RETARDED BLUFF... SETTLE ISIL, COME ON DUDE" lololol

btw they only played NL because OMGClay remembered that he had promised isil a session f NL previously, so they played that to honor the promise. They played for maybe 2-3 hours and then OMGClay quit and said gg and that he's too rusty with NL to keep playing. He was going to leave, so isil suggested PLO so they can keep playing heh.

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Full Tilt Poker Game #19164890366: Table Apollo - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:42:32 ET - 2010/03/11
Seat 1: Kokabars ($38.9Cool
Seat 2: InsanityNZ ($25)
Seat 3: pasopjong ($24.63)
Seat 4: RossV ($9.50)
Seat 5: Xetor23 ($25.77)
Seat 6: samy_no1 ($25.3Cool
Seat 7: SilverBengals ($13)
Seat 8: BarryScott ($25)
Seat 9: intotheeye ($38.4Cool
pasopjong posts the small blind of $0.10
RossV posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to InsanityNZ [Ac Kd]
Xetor23 folds
samy_no1 folds
SilverBengals has 8 seconds left to act
SilverBengals folds
BarryScott folds
intotheeye folds
Kokabars folds
InsanityNZ has 8 seconds left to act
InsanityNZ raises to $0.85
pasopjong folds
RossV has 15 seconds left to act
RossV raises to $2.65
InsanityNZ raises to $8.05
RossV has 15 seconds left to act
RossV calls $5.40
*** FLOP *** [4s 6d Td]
RossV has 15 seconds left to act
RossV bets $1.45, and is all in
InsanityNZ calls $1.45
RossV shows [Ks 6s]
InsanityNZ shows [Ac Kd]
*** TURN *** [4s 6d Td] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [4s 6d Td 5s] [7c]
RossV shows a pair of Sixes
InsanityNZ shows Ace King high
RossV wins the pot ($18.15) with a pair of Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $19.10 | Rake $0.95
Board: [4s 6d Td 5s 7c]
Seat 1: Kokabars didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: InsanityNZ (button) showed [Ac Kd] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 3: pasopjong (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: RossV (big blind) showed [Ks 6s] and won ($18.15) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 5: Xetor23 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: samy_no1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: SilverBengals didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: BarryScott didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: intotheeye didn't bet (folded)

For fuck sake man!!!!!!!! Calls a fucking 4bet, OOP, with crap living himself $1.45 behind, and hits his 3 outter?!?!!?!!

Run QQ into flopped set, AJ into AQ on a AJX flop, turn =Q,, AKs into AA on a King high flop...3+ down in's down in about 10 fucking minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad
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nacoa, can you trawl through this thread and split it into poker strategy thread and a poker bad beats thread plz? Very Happy
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ffcking AK right in AA AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Jesus titty fucking christ man, this is such fucking bullshit
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gummi_bear said:
nacoa, can you trawl through this thread and split it into poker strategy thread and a poker bad beats thread plz? Very Happy


Fucking eat me, man...that shit I just copped was fucking retarded and I needed to vent!
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lololololol Very Happy

:C insanity
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gummi_bear said:
nacoa, can you trawl through this thread and split it into poker strategy thread and a poker bad beats thread plz? Very Happy


hahahahahahahahha. Now wouldnt that be a mission. Now you see why the poker specific sites have seperate cheese and whine forums, they take over otherwise!

While we are bleating, I include this one from yesterday which was with my very last $12 on FT and yet another reason why I fkn hate FT and Im convinced Ive been doomswitched there since Nov 09 Razz Mad FUCK FULL TILT. I just joined CAKE and ran good in my very 1st freeze out there to pick up a 3rd for $800 odd

This is for the CL in thre DD A with 30 left, and yes I do deserve slightly less sympathy for being a sly prick


Full Tilt Poker Game #19149774852: Daily Double - A (144060446), Table 137 - 1000/2000 Ante 250 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:42:12 ET - 2010/03/11

Seat 1: dumbandlucky (48,889)
Seat 2: TommeRd (73,367)
Seat 3: IRON_FIST_NZ (64,579)
Seat 4: ovyyus (30,76Cool
Seat 5: arthur39 (6,11Cool
Seat 6: hatab (25,239)
Seat 7: ITSATRIP (20,062)
Seat 8: Roll this horse (31,955)
Seat 9: CookMeSomeGrits (102,546)

dumbandlucky antes 250
TommeRd antes 250
IRON_FIST_NZ antes 250
ovyyus antes 250
arthur39 antes 250
hatab antes 250
ITSATRIP antes 250
Roll this horse antes 250
CookMeSomeGrits antes 250
arthur39 posts the small blind of 1,000
hatab posts the big blind of 2,000
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to IRON_FIST_NZ [Ac Ah]

ITSATRIP folds
Roll this horse folds
CookMeSomeGrits folds
dumbandlucky folds

TommeRd raises to 5,155
IRON_FIST_NZ calls 5,155

ovyyus folds
arthur39 folds
hatab has 15 seconds left to act

hatab raises to 24,989, and is all in
TommeRd has 15 seconds left to act
TommeRd raises to 73,117, and is all in
IRON_FIST_NZ calls 59,174, and is all in


TommeRd shows [Kh Jh]
IRON_FIST_NZ shows [Ac Ah]
hatab shows [Ad 4s]

Uncalled bet of 8,788 returned to TommeRd

*** FLOP *** [7s 8h 5h]
*** TURN *** [7s 8h 5h] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [7s 8h 5h 9h] [8s]

TommeRd shows a flush, King high
IRON_FIST_NZ shows two pair, Aces and Eights
TommeRd wins the side pot (78,680) with a flush, King high
hatab shows a pair of Eights
TommeRd wins the main pot (78,217) with a flush, King high

*** SUMMARY ***
SUMMARY IS>>>>>>FUCK MY LIFE!@!#@#
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gummi_bear said:
nacoa, can you trawl through this thread and split it into poker strategy thread and a poker bad beats thread plz? Very Happy


The cunts have denyed me my mod status for new forum!!

Mad
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lol. Was just chatting to some full time grinders I have on MSN and apparently on NoIQ poker right, when you go all in...... a little button pops up that says "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO ALL IN? Y/N"....and you have to press Y to get your chips moving. How fkn tilting would that be when youre short stacked after a bad beat

YES I HAVE 2 BBS....FUCKING SURE $%^&^%$#@

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hahaha weird... How's the Cake software?
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You'll hate it

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Ouch Maestro, that's fucking ugly...judging by the fact the douche shoved over the top of the other guy, he'd probably have called even if you'd 3bet
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Able to change your name though, right?

And the HH's are all fucked so you can't use HUDs -- or have I gotten this confused with some other software?
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Ya you can change your name which is super weird. My HUD is working fine but I imagine anyone who changes their name ....ummmmm. Hmmmm. Wait a minute. Damn. Good point. *emails HUD peeps* I think most people just jkeep the same name anyway. Im EMOGIRLFRND on Cake

And Yup Insanity. Those are the beats that tilt me the most. Cards are cards and Im am mostly over their idiosyncracies.... sp. But when things arent going well as it is, and then someone does something totally moronic = uber rage!!

Still. Yknow. If I hold there.... I give that guy a cheerful/fond "gg" and forget about it. Love/Hate fish. etc
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oh I forgot. Yak Roy Winstones FTOPS event is saturday. If you gonna grind online one day this weekend you need to make it that day imo. The amount you rant about Roy it seems poetic you take down his event Wink
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lol @ keeping the same name when yuo can change it (every 3 days from memory)

also, i remember HUDs not even being allowed at cake Confused

*could obviously go research this stuff but cbf'd Razz
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I just did and yr right they are, drat. ah well May as well turn them off on Cake if the datas is skewiff anyway
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OK so first I run AKs right in this guys AA (again!) to double him, very next fucking hand...

Full Tilt Poker Game #19223978588: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (146449102), Table 5 - 120/240 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:23:16 ET - 2010/03/13
funplaya posts the small blind of 120
bball904 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to InsanityNZ [Ad Ah]
LookMaNoHands2 folds
Vigorito folds
abco888 folds
v_cent 007 calls 240
cozzyorlando folds
InsanityNZ raises to 720
funplaya folds
bball904 raises to 1,680
v_cent 007 has 15 seconds left to act
v_cent 007 folds
InsanityNZ raises to 2,550, and is all in
bball904 calls 870
InsanityNZ shows [Ad Ah]
bball904 shows [8h 8d]
*** FLOP *** [4c 7d 9s]
*** TURN *** [4c 7d 9s] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [4c 7d 9s Jd] [Th]
InsanityNZ shows a pair of Aces
bball904 shows a straight, Jack high
bball904 wins the pot (5,460) with a straight, Jack high
InsanityNZ stands up

Seat 6: bball904 (big blind) showed [8h 8d] and won (5,460) with a straight, Jack high

Neutral

Seriously, come on Full Tilt...enough is enough!!!
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Ive quit FT for MTTs, I scoff @ people who say poker is rigged but Ive had 3 straight months of losing money there, which is fkn ridiculous considering the fact that I am IRON FIST!@!!..... and when I switch sites I start making maney straight away. GTFO FT IMO

You should look at swicthing sites Insanity. Seriously the play is much weaker my ROI is over 100% on Mansion and Cake which is double what I make on FT, I think FT is the toughest site going. If you do wanna have a look PM me your email address and I'll send you link for Mansion and Cake and split any referral bonuses with you
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I really don't know how you guys can play MTTs/big SnGs anyway Razz

I played a 180 player on stars yesterday and A-K ran into set and went broke. And then played a 90 player one where BB vs SB hand was 9-3 > 9-10 on a 9-9-3 flop :/

HU SnG's for lyfe yo -- they're so much more interesting and are perfect for the my minimal patience Very Happy You're basically always in a hand and have decisions on pretty much every street.
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mement_mori is a fucking beast Neutral

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It's the thrill of the chase, the $10 invested which can turn into hundreds, even thousands in some cases, not just $40 from a single table SNG...SNGs are great for building a bankroll up, but then I like the MTTs as the potential reward is huge.

I'm still profitable across MTTs on FT, barely, shipped 2 x 45 man $10 games in the last week, $171 win a pop...just hard to avoid the variance and stay ahead.

Meastro, don't think this POS site has PM's anymore but might be keen to have a looksee at other sites...djpete DOT gordon AT gmail DOT com
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Actually...forget FGF, I'll send you a link for rakeback. Its a much better long term option. I got $30 back last week

This way you can just choose whatever site you want to join and instantly start raking the rake. Wish Id done it years ago. Have lost thousands by not doing so
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Full Tilt Poker $300/$600 Pot Limit Omaha Hi $100 Ante - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

LarsLuzak (BB): $60088.00
OMGClayAiken (UTG): $145785.50
Isildur1 (CO): $120000.00
Urindanger (BTN): $25792.00
Brian Townsend (SB): $77495.50

Pre Flop: ($1400.00)
1 fold, Isildur1 raises to $1800, 1 fold, Brian Townsend raises to $6500, 1 fold, Isildur1 raises to $20600, Brian Townsend calls $14100

Flop: ($42300.00) 4 8 2 (2 players)
Brian Townsend checks, Isildur1 bets $42300, Brian Townsend raises to $56795.50 all in, Isildur1 calls $14495.50

Turn: ($155891.00) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($155891.00) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $155891.00
Isildur1 shows Q 9 J T (Queen Jack high)
Brian Townsend shows 9 A K 7 (Ace King high)
Brian Townsend wins $155889.00
(Rake: $2.00)
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lol, both had flush draws?

crush them all isildur!! Very Happy
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Such a sick 6-max lineup Very Happy
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isil up about $1m last 24 hours Very Happy gogogog
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oh man, i could really do w/out F5-ing 2p2 high stakes thread today Neutral

F U ISILDUR1 Very Happy
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gummi_bear said:
oh man, i could really do w/out F5-ing 2p2 high stakes thread today Neutral

F U ISILDUR1 Very Happy


HAhaahahha tell me about it. I can get no work done while he's playing Neutral
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Pre Flop: ($1500.00)
1 fold, Isildur1 raises to $1800, 2 folds, Brian Townsend raises to $6600, 1 fold, Isildur1 raises to $21000, Brian Townsend raises to $64200, Isildur1 calls $43200

Flop: ($129600.00) 5 J Q (2 players)
Brian Townsend bets $69293 all in, Isildur1 calls $69293

Turn: ($268186.00) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($268186.00) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $268186.00
Brian Townsend shows 3 A 9 A (a pair of Aces)
Isildur1 shows 9 A K 9 (a straight, Ace high)
Isildur1 wins $268183.00
(Rake: $3.00)

bahahahahahahahah so awesome
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(no flush draws at all btw) Laughing
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Jesus christ....

885 blind pot Shocked

Pre Flop: ($1500.00)
1 fold, SxMxF calls $600, OMGClayAiken calls $600, Isildur1 raises to $3900, 1 fold, Urindanger calls $3300, SxMxF calls $3300, OMGClayAiken calls $3300

Flop: ($16500.00) 5 T 8 (4 players)
Urindanger checks, SxMxF checks, OMGClayAiken checks, Isildur1 bets $16500, Urindanger raises to $66000, SxMxF folds, OMGClayAiken folds, Isildur1 raises to $214500, Urindanger raises to $284832.50 all in, Isildur1 calls $42878 all in

Turn: ($531256.00) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($531256.00) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $531256.00
Isildur1 shows A 9 J Q (a pair of Fives)
Urindanger shows 9 T J 8 (two pair, Tens and Eights)
Urindanger wins $531253.00

Sad

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PLO question. How big a pair do we need to play when we are 1st in in EP? Ive been folding 88 and under. Too tight? (im assuming the other two cards are unconnected/raggy) When we have 99+....do we raise or limp? (ive been limping 99-jj and rasing qq-aa)

PLO hand for critique plse

Full Tilt Poker Game #19263266046: Table Alacrity (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 22:20:40 ET - 2010/03/14
Seat 1: IRON_FIST_NZ ($38.99)
Seat 2: ICCFL69 ($12.25)
Seat 3: DockHoliday7 ($19.06)
Seat 4: jimale ($14.05)
Seat 5: verocoller ($3.72)
Seat 6: Missy KD ($25.10)

jimale posts the small blind of $0.10
verocoller posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #3

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IRON_FIST_NZ [Kd 2s Th Kh]

Missy KD folds
IRON_FIST_NZ raises to $0.55
ICCFL69 has 15 seconds left to act
ICCFL69 calls $0.55
DockHoliday7 folds
jimale calls $0.45
verocoller folds

*** FLOP *** [7h Jh Qc]
jimale checks

IRON_FIST_NZ bets $0.95
ICCFL69 folds
jimale calls $0.95

*** TURN *** [7h Jh Qc] [2h]

jimale checks
IRON_FIST_NZ checks
*** RIVER *** [7h Jh Qc 2h] [As]
jimale bets $1.90
IRON_FIST_NZ calls $1.90

I check turn fearing the nutz/pot control and flat river for one of those reasons. OTT nittiness?








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The Maestro said:
PLO question. How big a pair do we need to play when we are 1st in in EP? Ive been folding 88 and under. Too tight? (im assuming the other two cards are unconnected/raggy) When we have 99+....do we raise or limp? (ive been limping 99-jj and rasing qq-aa)


From EP, (esp UTG), it's all about redraws than the pairs. I'll even open fold QQxx sometimes from UTG, if it's like Q-Q-2-7 rainbow. I mean if you raise/limp with that you're basically set-mining, and even then a set is pretty fragile. Just avoid raggety one-pair hands like that imo, I'd basically only play KK+ if your other cards suck from EP.. Obviously you open up a bit more from LP. But 8874 with one suit is a far superior hand to KK26 rainbow ...


Maestro said:

PLO hand for critique plse


I don't mind the turn check, but you gotta raise the river imo. You have second nuts, and at these stakes you're gunna get called by nut straights and lower flushes sometimes. Your best play is to raise/fold. If you raise, you're basically never ever getting re-raised by any hand but the nuts, so you don't need to worry about being bluffed. Just raise like half-pot for value, and fold if you get repotted.
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Just checked highstakesdb and Isildur is now down in last 24h :'(
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kk shot

/villian shows lower flush and I curse
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Ya he's been running like crap at 6max Sad

Got so bad beat just before in a 400k 3-way pot.

J 7 5 flop, all in 3 way, He had J 7 Q x, against Ziig and Raptor who both just had 4 big cards each (no pair).

Turn 5, River 5

Ziig wins with trip 5s, King kicker. So sick...
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Jeeeeeeesus Ziig is running hot

Pre Flop: ($1400.00)
1 fold, Ziigmund raises to $2600, howisitfeellike calls $2600, 1 fold, Isildur1 raises to $11200, Ziigmund calls $8600, howisitfeellike calls $8600

Flop: ($34400.00) 2 9 5 (3 players)
Isildur1 checks, Ziigmund checks, howisitfeellike bets $17600 all in, Isildur1 raises to $87200, Ziigmund requests TIME, Ziigmund raises to $313600, Isildur1 calls $10494 all in

Turn: ($247388.00) 8 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($247388.00) K (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $247388.00
howisitfeellike shows Q J Q A (a pair of Queens)
Isildur1 shows A A J 6 (a pair of Aces)
Ziigmund shows 9 7 K K (three of a kind, Kings)
Ziigmund wins $160188.00
Ziigmund wins $87198.00

Uggggh river

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Sick...Aces, Kings and Queens all up...nuts!

Cheers for the email Mestro! Can only use Rakeback when first setting up an account, right? Can't add to existing account? So should I just withdraw all my FT funds (maybe leave $50 in there), start new account on say Mansion, sign up for rakeback and find a first deposit bonus code???
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You need to sign up through the rakeback company, so make sure you do that instead of creating your account first, or you might not get rb Smile
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Is it impossible to get RB with already made account? I wanna get it on stars Razz

edit: unless I can just make a new account? I know trixy did that on FT Razz
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I managed to get RB added to my existing FT account. I'm pretty sure I just emailed full tilt support and they sent me a link to set it up. My RB comes from www.rakebackpros.com
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gummi_bear said:
Is it impossible to get RB with already made account? I wanna get it on stars Razz


Stars don't do rakeback... They have VPP or whatever instead.

It is possible to add RB to an existing FT account, but only if you dl originally through an affiliate who does offer RB.
I can't remember where I dl the program from, and they won't tell me, but I'm not eligible Sad So annoying.
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trixytrixer said:
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Fuck that was so awesome Very Happy Would've been such a sick freakin call... sooooo thought he was gunna get there Sad So tough to call there though. Can't even put him on a missed semi-bluff, cause even those mostly beat Ivey heh, ya gotta put him on the stone cold 3-barrel to call there..
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isildur Sad Sad

Brian Hastings All2458$ 1,428,005 (Last 4 hours)

Fuck I hate Hastings Sad
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Pechora said:
trixytrixer said:
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Fuck that was so awesome Very Happy Would've been such a sick freakin call... sooooo thought he was gunna get there Sad So tough to call there though. Can't even put him on a missed semi-bluff, cause even those mostly beat Ivey heh, ya gotta put him on the stone cold 3-barrel to call there..


Oh man that was such a sick hand!

I got so excited when Ivey went into the tank on the river, although gf strangely didn't share said excitement, especially after I'd already kicked her off computer to watch HSP Very Happy

Really thought he was gonna throw in the chips there just 'cos he's been so on point for every decision he's made this season.
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Pechora said:
isildur Sad Sad


urgh, just had a quick reaxd of 2p2 high stakes thread Sad

dude is sick, as in he clearly has a sickness Neutral
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Full Tilt Poker Game #19297907712: Table Accelerator (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 1:55:24 ET - 2010/03/16
Seat 1: Vanhaomena ($149.75)
Seat 2: Yaksha ($84.55)
Seat 3: chinesecommy ($72.25)
Seat 4: chrisred ($17.75)
Seat 5: wk1220 ($46.85)
Seat 6: slackyblack ($19.50)
Vanhaomena posts the small blind of $0.25
Yaksha posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yaksha [8s Kc Ac 7d]
chinesecommy folds
chrisred folds
wk1220 has 8 seconds left to act
wk1220 folds
slackyblack folds
Vanhaomena raises to $1.50
Yaksha calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Kd As Qd]
Vanhaomena checks
Yaksha checks
*** TURN *** [Kd As Qd] [Ks]
Vanhaomena bets $1.50
Yaksha calls $1.50
*** RIVER *** [Kd As Qd Ks] [Js]
Vanhaomena bets $6
Yaksha raises to $15
Vanhaomena raises to $51
Yaksha: royal?
Yaksha has 15 seconds left to act
Yaksha: heh
Yaksha calls $36
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Vanhaomena shows [8h 6c Qs Ts] a Royal Flush
Yaksha mucks
Vanhaomena wins the pot ($105) with a Royal Flush

lolz
[quote]
Laughing Sick read...have to call there, eh?

Man, that last hand on HSP is siiiiiiiiick...Dwan is a fucking psycho! Ivey will be killing himself for not pulling the trigger when he sees it, it was soooooo close to doing it, too!
[quote]
lol Very Happy

Full Tilt Poker Game #19324561750: Midnight Madness! (145566771), Table 119 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:16:36 ET - 2010/03/17
Seat 1: big fat joint (1,510)
Seat 2: robben888 (1,455)
Seat 3: makemonay3 (1,045)
Seat 4: Scottyloot0 (4,995)
Seat 5: Yaksha (1,265)
Seat 6: marioperron (2,280)
Seat 7: ott2323 (1,590)
Seat 8: DeadlyDonkey (2,755)
Seat 9: embezzla (1,105)
Scottyloot0 posts the small blind of 20
Yaksha posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yaksha [Js Jd]
marioperron calls 40
ott2323 folds
DeadlyDonkey folds
embezzla folds
big fat joint has 15 seconds left to act
big fat joint folds
robben888 folds
makemonay3 folds
Scottyloot0 folds
Yaksha raises to 580
marioperron has 15 seconds left to act
marioperron: i give you a gift
marioperron raises to 2,280, and is all in
Yaksha calls 685, and is all in
marioperron shows [7d 8h]
Yaksha shows [Js Jd]
Uncalled bet of 1,015 returned to marioperron
Yaksha: ty
*** FLOP *** [Ac Qs 5s]
*** TURN *** [Ac Qs 5s] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Qs 5s 7s] [7c]
marioperron shows three of a kind, Sevens
Yaksha shows two pair, Jacks and Sevens
marioperron wins the pot (2,550) with three of a kind, Sevens
Yaksha: hahahah
Yaksha stands up
[quote]
Yuck...why you raise so much? He probably only shoved because of that bet size...raise to 120/160 and he flats it and you bet him off the flop...or he 3bets you then folds to your 4bet...why raise to 14.5 BBs Confused
[quote]
Cause he kept calling every single raise regardless of what he had? He kept saying he wanted to go to sleep Razz

Are you actually saying it's a bad play by getting some guy to shove 78 when I have JJ? Laughing
[quote]
you played it terribly yak
[quote]
you played it terribly yak
[quote]
Yeah. JJ is a easy fold pre there. In fact ANYWHERE
[quote]
Insanity said:
Sick...Aces, Kings and Queens all up...nuts!

Cheers for the email Mestro! Can only use Rakeback when first setting up an account, right? Can't add to existing account? So should I just withdraw all my FT funds (maybe leave $50 in there), start new account on say Mansion, sign up for rakeback and find a first deposit bonus code???


You cant add existing accounts, but try emailing FT and see if you can get in via rakebackpros

Youll get the same 1st dep bonus as everyone, 100% up to $500 or w/e they offer as standard. Depending what site you sign up to. I can send you a FGF link for Mansion if you want to join there because Mansion doesnt support rakeback. You are much better off long term finding by getting a rakeback one though
[quote]
Cheers Meastro, will see if Ful Tilt can get me added to rakebackpros first, then look at others...I think I did create a Mansion account, many moons ago, so they simply don't do rakebake at all? So CAKE would be a viable option? Or setting up a new/second account on Stars/FT?

Pechora said:
Are you actually saying it's a bad play by getting some guy to shove 78 when I have JJ? Laughing


Of course not, jus curious about your bet sizing...why start a tournament if you want to go to bed, eh?
[quote]
PS - what you mean by FGF link?
[quote]
Insanity said:
Of course not, jus curious about your bet sizing...why start a tournament if you want to go to bed, eh?


Cause it's the Midnight Madness heh. People are fkn crazy in that tourney so a decent way to play it is very erratically for the first few levels to try and build a stack or just give up. There's no point nitting about then being short-stacked after 40 mins heh. I bet sized like that because I thought he might fold some of his weaker hands to a full shove, but would call nearly all of his range for merely half my stack.. Just that kind of situation. Worked perfectly Razz
[quote]
Friend Get Friend

I wouldnt try set up a 2nd account, youll just get busted ....like some f00l Very Happy

Go with Cake or one of the Euro sites
[quote]
hah -- did my 1st "flip"

well, not really, it was in a $2 HU SnG Laughing Laughing

Dealt to lopsided4pe [5s Qh]
cactusjack91 said, "do u wanna do a flip?"
lopsided4pe said, "ya sure"
lopsided4pe said, "in a rush anyway"
cactusjack91 said, "next hand"
lopsided4pe said, "next hand"
cactusjack91 said, "hah forsure"
lopsided4pe said, "all good"
lopsided4pe: folds

PokerStars Game #41330015182: Tournament #253853749, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/03/18 3:58:52 ET
Table '253853749 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: lopsided4pe (1380 in chips)
Seat 2: cactusjack91 (1620 in chips)
cactusjack91: posts small blind 10
lopsided4pe: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lopsided4pe [Ac Qc]
cactusjack91: raises 1600 to 1620 and is all-in
lopsided4pe: calls 1360 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (240) returned to cactusjack91
*** FLOP *** [8d 3c 2c]
*** TURN *** [8d 3c 2c] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [8d 3c 2c Th] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lopsided4pe: shows [Ac Qc] (a flush, Ace high)
cactusjack91: shows [5s Jd] (high card Jack)
lopsided4pe collected 2760 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2760 | Rake 0
Board [8d 3c 2c Th 6c]
Seat 1: lopsided4pe (big blind) showed [Ac Qc] and won (2760) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: cactusjack91 (button) (small blind) showed [5s Jd] and lost with high card Jack


Very Happy

PokerStars Game #41330019343: Tournament #253853749, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/03/18 3:59:10 ET
Table '253853749 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: lopsided4pe (2760 in chips)
Seat 2: cactusjack91 (240 in chips)
lopsided4pe: posts small blind 10
cactusjack91: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lopsided4pe [7c 6h]
lopsided4pe: raises 2740 to 2760 and is all-in
cactusjack91: calls 220 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2520) returned to lopsided4pe
*** FLOP *** [9d 2h 8c]
*** TURN *** [9d 2h 8c] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [9d 2h 8c 7s] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cactusjack91: shows [Kh Ac] (high card Ace)
lopsided4pe: shows [7c 6h] (a straight, Six to Ten)
lopsided4pe collected 480 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 480 | Rake 0
Board [9d 2h 8c 7s Tc]
Seat 1: lopsided4pe (button) (small blind) showed [7c 6h] and won (480) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 2: cactusjack91 (big blind) showed [Kh Ac] and lost with high card Ace

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
[quote]
lol AQcc for your first flip Very Happy
[quote]
Holy fuck this kind of shit tilts me. Neutral
Happening so fuckng much recently Neutral

Full Tilt Poker Game #19382414057: Table Accelerator (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 8:19:10 ET - 2010/03/19
Seat 1: 2charmu ($13.60)
Seat 2: nicolini87 ($99.85)
Seat 3: DrDumbass ($73.90)
Seat 4: Yaksha ($97.85)
Seat 5: claudius II ($28.55)
Seat 6: IhAvEgAr ($50)
2charmu posts the small blind of $0.25
nicolini87 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yaksha [7s Qd As 7h]
DrDumbass folds
Yaksha calls $0.50
claudius II folds
IhAvEgAr folds
2charmu calls $0.25
nicolini87 checks
*** FLOP *** [Ks 3s Ac]
2charmu checks
nicolini87 checks
Yaksha bets $1.50
2charmu has 15 seconds left to act
2charmu calls $1.50
nicolini87 calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [Ks 3s Ac] [7d]
2charmu checks
nicolini87 checks
Yaksha bets $6
2charmu has 15 seconds left to act
2charmu calls $6
nicolini87 folds
*** RIVER *** [Ks 3s Ac 7d] [2d]
2charmu bets $5.60, and is all in
Yaksha calls $5.60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
2charmu shows [3h 4c 6c 5h] a straight, Five high
Yaksha mucks
2charmu wins the pot ($27.75) with a straight, Five high

Ugggggggggggh so fucking annoying

Flop top pair + nut flush draw.
Turn set.

Lose to some BS fucking straight draw who OF COURSE open ships the river with $5 fucking left.
You just can't fucking value bet anything in Omaha anymore.

Just as I was typing this post:

Full Tilt Poker Game #19382445451: Table Accelerator (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 8:21:37 ET - 2010/03/19
Seat 1: claudius II ($37.10)
Seat 2: Yaksha ($84.45)
Seat 3: ChessPok ($14.15)
Seat 4: LuckyScrooge ($220.15)
Seat 5: IhAvEgAr ($50)
Seat 6: Dorsia85 ($94.20)
IhAvEgAr posts the small blind of $0.25
Dorsia85 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yaksha [Th 2d Jh Qd]
claudius II calls $0.50
Yaksha calls $0.50
ChessPok folds
LuckyScrooge raises to $2.75
IhAvEgAr folds
Dorsia85 folds
claudius II folds
Yaksha has 15 seconds left to act
Yaksha calls $2.25
*** FLOP *** [2c Qs 5h]
Yaksha checks
LuckyScrooge checks
*** TURN *** [2c Qs 5h] [Td]
Yaksha bets $3.35
LuckyScrooge calls $3.35
*** RIVER *** [2c Qs 5h Td] [6c]
Yaksha bets $6.70
LuckyScrooge has 15 seconds left to act
LuckyScrooge raises to $20.10
Yaksha calls $13.40
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LuckyScrooge shows [3c 2s Ac 4c] a straight, Six high
Yaksha mucks
LuckyScrooge wins the pot ($51) with a straight, Six high

Flop two pair.
Turn bigger two pair.
Pot bet the rainbow board

Gutshot calls, and Boom ! Nuts.
Only one single hand that can value raise me here.

So want to throw shit right now :s


[quote]
And yes, my river call is bad, cause it's SO FUCKING OBVIOUS that if there's any fucking way you're beat that you ALWAYS are.... just a tilt call.
[quote]
fold river
[quote]
Just cannot win a fucking pot with AAxx .... it's getting beyond out of fucking control Sad

Full Tilt Poker Game #19384260042: Table Accelerator (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 10:31:20 ET - 2010/03/19
Seat 1: henninen ($42.10)
Seat 2: Papecka ($12.15)
Seat 3: dinamopinz ($52.70)
Seat 4: ANDRONUTS ($36.25)
Seat 5: Yaksha ($77.90)
Seat 6: Torpisimo ($116.25)
Papecka posts the small blind of $0.25
dinamopinz posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yaksha [Ts Ah As 4h]
ANDRONUTS folds
Yaksha calls $0.50
Torpisimo has 8 seconds left to act
Torpisimo raises to $2.25
henninen folds
Papecka has 15 seconds left to act
Papecka folds
dinamopinz folds
Yaksha raises to $7.50
Torpisimo calls $5.25
*** FLOP *** [5d 7h 4d]
Yaksha bets $9
Torpisimo raises to $42.75
Yaksha raises to $70.40, and is all in
Torpisimo calls $27.65
Yaksha shows [Ts Ah As 4h]
Torpisimo shows [Js Ad 8h Jd]
*** TURN *** [5d 7h 4d] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [5d 7h 4d 6d] [Qd]
Yaksha shows a pair of Aces
Torpisimo shows a flush, Ace high
Torpisimo wins the pot ($153.55) with a flush, Ace high


*********

Seat 1: Yaksha ($101.80)
Seat 2: apoclem ($121.60)
Seat 3: sotmalas85 ($16.25)
Seat 4: juliana 75 ($28.20)
Seat 5: xxSkip2myLouxx ($52.35)
Seat 6: AA_pete_AT ($138.25)
AA_pete_AT posts the small blind of $0.25
Yaksha posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yaksha [6h Ah 9c Ad]
apoclem folds
sotmalas85 calls $0.50
juliana 75 raises to $2.25
xxSkip2myLouxx folds
AA_pete_AT calls $2
Yaksha raises to $9.50
sotmalas85 folds
juliana 75 calls $7.25
AA_pete_AT has 15 seconds left to act
AA_pete_AT raises to $38.50
Yaksha raises to $101.80, and is all in
juliana 75 calls $18.70, and is all in
AA_pete_AT calls $63.30
Yaksha shows [6h Ah 9c Ad]
juliana 75 shows [Th 9h Td Js]
AA_pete_AT shows [Ac 3s As Jd]
*** FLOP *** [Ks 2d 5h]
*** TURN *** [Ks 2d 5h] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 2d 5h 4c] [8c]
Yaksha shows a pair of Aces
AA_pete_AT shows a straight, Five high
AA_pete_AT wins the side pot ($147.20) with a straight, Five high
juliana 75 shows a pair of Tens
AA_pete_AT wins the main pot ($82.10) with a straight, Five high

[quote]
Full Tilt Poker Game #19384372601: Table Accelerator (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 10:38:16 ET - 2010/03/19
Seat 1: Yaksha ($72.50)
Seat 2: loosecannon99 ($58.70)
Seat 3: henninen ($25.85)
Seat 4: supersizess ($30)
Seat 5: Jaypea88 ($51.20)
Seat 6: Zephyr ($51.70)
Zephyr posts the small blind of $0.25
Yaksha posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yaksha [Ac As 6d Qd]
loosecannon99 has 8 seconds left to act
loosecannon99 folds
henninen raises to $1.75
supersizess folds
Jaypea88 folds
Zephyr folds
Yaksha raises to $5.50
henninen calls $3.75
*** FLOP *** [7d 3s Jc]
Yaksha bets $6.50
henninen raises to $20.35, and is all in
Yaksha calls $13.85
henninen shows [Ah Qs 2d Jh]
Yaksha shows [Ac As 6d Qd]
*** TURN *** [7d 3s Jc] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [7d 3s Jc 4s] [Qc]
henninen shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
Yaksha shows a pair of Aces
henninen wins the pot ($49.40) with two pair, Queens and Jacks

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.........

I mean they're shoving with top pair no redraw now?

[quote]
OMG

HOW DO THEY KEEP DOING IT.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

EVERY FUCKING TIME.
THEY JUST SHIP IT IN WITH NOTHING AND GET THERE


Full Tilt Poker Game #19384562257: Table Accelerator (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 10:49:35 ET - 2010/03/19
Seat 1: Deathly ($50)
Seat 2: TT_KING ($143.75)
Seat 3: Zephyr ($56.75)
Seat 4: dinamopinz ($50)
Seat 5: Torpisimo ($59)
Seat 6: Yaksha ($55.45)
Yaksha posts the small blind of $0.25
Deathly posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yaksha [5h Th Kd Qd]
TT_KING folds
Zephyr folds
dinamopinz folds
Torpisimo has 8 seconds left to act
Torpisimo folds
Yaksha raises to $1.50
Deathly raises to $4.50
Yaksha raises to $13.50
Deathly calls $9
*** FLOP *** [Ad 3c 5c]
Yaksha bets $27
Deathly raises to $36.50, and is all in
Yaksha calls $9.50
Deathly shows [9c Qc 7d Jd]
Yaksha shows [5h Th Kd Qd]
*** TURN *** [Ad 3c 5c] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 3c 5c 4c] [Js]
Deathly shows a flush, Queen high
Yaksha shows a pair of Fives
Deathly wins the pot ($97) with a flush, Queen high


************

Full Tilt Poker Game #19384520174: Table Accelerator (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 10:47:10 ET - 2010/03/19
Seat 1: Avenger80 ($154.85)
Seat 2: proffesore ($34.10)
Seat 3: Adastra1234 ($65.55)
Seat 4: Yaksha ($50)
Seat 5: gkbrover ($55.35)
Seat 6: PRATZEL ($28.15)
Avenger80 posts the small blind of $0.25
proffesore posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yaksha [Jd Ts Jh 9c]
Adastra1234 folds
Yaksha calls $0.50
gkbrover folds
PRATZEL raises to $2.25
Avenger80 calls $2
proffesore folds
Yaksha raises to $9.50
PRATZEL calls $7.25
Avenger80 folds
*** FLOP *** [2d 7s 3h]
Yaksha bets $21.75
PRATZEL calls $18.65, and is all in
Yaksha shows [Jd Ts Jh 9c]
PRATZEL shows [8s 7d 9s Td]
Uncalled bet of $3.10 returned to Yaksha
*** TURN *** [2d 7s 3h] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [2d 7s 3h Ks] [Qs]
Yaksha shows a pair of jacks
PRATZEL shows a flush, King high
PRATZEL wins the pot ($56.10) with a flush, King high



WHY Neutral

[quote]
Full Tilt Poker Game #19384871330: Table Accelerator (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 11:08:43 ET - 2010/03/19
Seat 1: CallMeNames ($49)
Seat 2: play4nothing ($24.30)
Seat 3: blebowski1 ($1Cool
Seat 4: Yaksha ($73)
Seat 5: PkerSin ($66.45)
Seat 6: dinamopinz ($54.50)
Yaksha posts the small blind of $0.25
PkerSin posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yaksha [9h 9d 3h 6h]
dinamopinz folds
CallMeNames folds
play4nothing folds
blebowski1 raises to $1.75
Yaksha calls $1.50
PkerSin calls $1.25
*** FLOP *** [Th 8d 7d]
Yaksha checks
PkerSin checks
blebowski1 has 15 seconds left to act
blebowski1 bets $5.25
Yaksha raises to $21
PkerSin raises to $64.70, and is all in
blebowski1 calls $11, and is all in
Yaksha calls $43.70
PkerSin shows [Jc 9c Td 8s]
blebowski1 shows [7c Kh Ts 8c]
Yaksha shows [9h 9d 3h 6h]
*** TURN *** [Th 8d 7d] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [Th 8d 7d 3s] [4s]
PkerSin shows a straight, Jack high
Yaksha shows a straight, Ten high
PkerSin wins the side pot ($96.60) with a straight, Jack high
blebowski1 shows two pair, Tens and Eights
PkerSin wins the main pot ($51.30) with a straight, Jack high

Sure, why not?

Nuts v second nuts v top two on the flop
When I have two of the fucking 9s ?


[quote]
I now know how isildur feels.
I'm not fucking giving up. Razz

Sorry I'll stop posting though lol.
[quote]
Trip report from satellite at Sky City yesterday for the Lee Nelson Deep Stack Main Event:
Haven't destroyed a live tournament like that in such a long time :>

2500 starting stack, 20 min levels, 30 entrants, 6 get a ticket.

# - Doubled up like 4th hand. Loose old guy raises to 150, gets flatted, I 3b to 625 with Ad Qc, loose oldie calls, flatter folds. Flop 6h 7h Qh. Old dude check-shoves, I call, he shows 10c 10h - 8d on turn for the gutterball, but I fade the river phew..

# - I was playing with chips in front of my cards waiting for my turn, then put the stack of chips back in my pile, look down at Kh7d so went to fold, by pushing my cards forward. Didn't realise though that I'd left one chip on the felt in front of me, and accidentally pushed that chip forward when I was trying to fold. I just looked awkwardly and go "Uhh oops, is that a call or a fold?" and the dealer enforced it as a call. I go ok fine, call, and then warn the table not to raise cause I will spite call for sure Razz 4-way to the flop. Flop 9d 10d Kd. UTG tight n00b leads 200, Angie (annoying ukrainian fish) calls, asian dude raises to 1000, I ship all in obv, UTG sigh-calls, angie folds, and then asian dude with like 900 behind tank-folds the nut straight lol. UTG shows 24dd for the baby flush. So I have any diamond to win... Turn: King .... River: 7 lololol runner-runner boat FTW Very Happy

# - By now I'm on like 8.5k ... Colin at my table (aggressive reg, we always enjoy messing with each other) just doubled up to about 6k we're both miles ahead of everyone else. I say to him "sigh.... I feel a big pot coming". He laughs and goes "yeah, if only we could play ego-less poker! Oh well".... Like two hands later, there's this ultra nervous nitty dude in the BB so I've resolved to raise his blind every time no matter what... I raise from MP with 86o to 525, folds to Colin on the button who 3b to 1425, all else fold. I *knew* when it got to Colin that he was going to 3b, knowing that I was attacking the weak blind, so I 4-bet to 5000, he sigh-folds and claims A-10o, which I think is BS anyway, but obv I show the bluff and table cracks up :>

# - Next, I raised with J9hh from MP, very tight but thinking player to my left mini-tanks then flats, good asian reg in the bb. I decided as soon as they both called that I was just totally giving up on the hand unless I hit two pair+ - flop comes 7 8 10 ... Laughing I lead 1600 into 2200, old nit shoves 4k, asian tank-folds and claims 9-10o... I snap, old nit shows a slowplayed AA and gets owned Laughing

# - Next, we have one limper, then Paul, and oldish pretty straight-forward TAG to my right raises to 1000 with 2000 behind and I look down at 88. This is probably a fold quite a lot, but I felt pretty strongly he had two big cards, so I just flatted and planned to fold to any A or K on flop and otherwise ship. Flop 8 9 2 lol. I check/call his AJ ship. Owned.

# - So now we're at the final table, 10 left, 6 go through, I'm CL by a mile with like 21k. So I can just leave now and be guaranteed a spot by posting and folding... I do that for a while cause it's probably the smart play, and mostly cause I was pretty card dead for a little bit anyway, but then with 8 left I decided screw this, and just started open shipping every hand. I had 20k, next nearest stack is 12k, and he's a good tourney player so won't be calling without AA basically anyway, so it's still pretty safe :> So I open shipped preflop 5 times in a row with trash, everyone folds. On the 6th consecutive time I finally got called by AQ, but I had AA this time Laughing table in near hysterics... So awesome. Then I open shipped 3 more times, on the 9th consecutive time I got called by AK, and smashed him with 97o. Game over... gg all Very Happy
[quote]
lol...seems you should stick to live tournaments, Yak...online Omaha is killing you!

First time online cash has been nice to me in a while...was tilt playing outside my bankroll to recoup the 3 x $20 SNGs I scrubbed out in, too

Full Tilt Poker Game #19423336107: Table Mercury - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:07:34 ET - 2010/03/20
Seat 1: heard em say ($63.20)
Seat 2: acidpdm ($202.15)
Seat 3: ryklee ($24.60)
Seat 4: fadrus ($54.65)
Seat 5: Southwind86 ($36.35)
Seat 6: swannypartner ($11.10)
Seat 7: sandy464 ($42.85)
Seat 8: Reel Sushi ($50)
Seat 9: InsanityNZ ($50)
heard em say posts the small blind of $0.25
acidpdm posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to InsanityNZ [9h 9c]
ryklee calls $0.50
fadrus folds
Southwind86 folds
swannypartner has 8 seconds left to act
swannypartner calls $0.50
sandy464 folds
Reel Sushi has 8 seconds left to act
Reel Sushi calls $0.50
InsanityNZ has 8 seconds left to act
InsanityNZ raises to $3
heard em say calls $2.75
acidpdm calls $2.50
ryklee folds
swannypartner calls $2.50
Reel Sushi calls $2.50
*** FLOP *** [4d 8s 9d]
heard em say checks
acidpdm checks
swannypartner bets $8.10, and is all in
Reel Sushi folds
InsanityNZ calls $8.10
heard em say raises to $18
acidpdm calls $18
InsanityNZ raises to $47, and is all in
heard em say raises to $60.20, and is all in
acidpdm folds
heard em say shows [8d 8c]
swannypartner shows [Tc Th]
InsanityNZ shows [9h 9c]
Uncalled bet of $13.20 returned to heard em say
*** TURN *** [4d 8s 9d] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [4d 8s 9d 5h] [Qc]
heard em say shows three of a kind, Eights
InsanityNZ shows three of a kind, Nines
InsanityNZ wins the side pot ($87.05) with three of a kind, Nines
swannypartner shows a pair of Tens
InsanityNZ wins the main pot ($45.55) with three of a kind, Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $135.60 Main pot $47.90. Side pot $87.70. | Rake $3
Board: [4d 8s 9d 5h Qc]
Seat 1: heard em say (small blind) showed [8d 8c] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 2: acidpdm (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: ryklee folded before the Flop
Seat 4: fadrus didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Southwind86 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: swannypartner showed [Tc Th] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 7: sandy464 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Reel Sushi folded on the Flop
Seat 9: InsanityNZ (button) showed [9h 9c] and won ($132.60) with three of a kind, Nines

Niiiiiice! Set over set over over-pair...sick!

Should probably have just smoothed the RR on the flop to try and keep acidpdm in the hand, but such is, and the way I've been running, he was probably playing 67s and would have won! Laughing
[quote]
Insanity said:
Should probably have just smoothed the RR on the flop to try and keep acidpdm in the hand


Nah screw that - with that sort of action, you just want the dead $ in the middle every time. nh Smile

Gotta love low stakes NLHE though. Limp, raise to 6x blind, snap, snap, snap, snap from behind Very Happy hahaha
[quote]
I need a self ban on anymore deposits on FT. Played FTOPS ME today, card dead and nitted up to last 2.5 hours b4 losing 1st flip. Agonised over making another dep to play Doubles....... and then


Full Tilt Poker Game #19456156985: Daily Double - B (146762585), Table 106 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:22:06 ET - 2010/03/21

Seat 1: IRON_FIST_NZ (2,195)
Seat 2: joeykukz (3,935)
Seat 3: AJ DA BOSS (1,895)
Seat 4: Alierajean (1,640)
Seat 5: the_real_oracle (2,645)
Seat 6: Patch6699 (2,705)
Seat 7: drewm31285 (145)
Seat 8: jpasion (4,085)
Seat 9: jatttssh (1,255)
jpasion posts the small blind of 15
jatttssh posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #7

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IRON_FIST_NZ [Ks Kh]

IRON_FIST_NZ has 15 seconds left to act
IRON_FIST_NZ raises to 90
joeykukz folds
AJ DA BOSS folds
Alierajean raises to 315
the_real_oracle has 15 seconds left to act
the_real_oracle folds
Patch6699 folds
drewm31285 calls 145, and is all in
jpasion calls 300
jatttssh folds

IRON_FIST_NZ raises to 2,195, and is all in

Alierajean calls 1,325, and is all in
jpasion calls 1,880

IRON_FIST_NZ shows [Ks Kh]
Alierajean shows [As Ac]
drewm31285 shows [Kc Jd]
jpasion shows [Ad Ah]

*** FLOP *** [Qs 9c 3s]
jpasion: wtf
*** TURN *** [Qs 9c 3s] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 9c 3s 5c] [8h]


whats up Confused
[quote]
FOLD PRE
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Holy shit Very Happy
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So standard when running bad that one of your Ks has to be gone as well :/
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river 10 would've been awesome :>
[quote]
can durrrr run any better on HSP?

Neutral

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never slow play quads i.e. god i suck :/

PokerStars Game #41530286553: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2010/03/22 7:23:18 ET
Table 'Nephele' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: osina100 ($10.25 in chips)
Seat 2: silth14 ($9.90 in chips)
Seat 4: GoDLikeAntik ($11.25 in chips)
Seat 6: lopsided4pe ($5.95 in chips)
osina100: posts small blind $0.05
silth14: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lopsided4pe [7h 8s]
GoDLikeAntik: folds
lopsided4pe: raises $0.25 to $0.35
osina100: folds
silth14: calls $0.25
*** FLOP *** [Th 8c 8d]
silth14: bets $0.30
lopsided4pe: calls $0.30
*** TURN *** [Th 8c 8d] [8h]
silth14: checks
lopsided4pe: checks
*** RIVER *** [Th 8c 8d 8h] [9h]
silth14: bets $9.25 and is all-in
lopsided4pe: calls $5.30 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($3.95) returned to silth14
*** SHOW DOWN ***
silth14: shows [Qh Jh] (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)
lopsided4pe: shows [7h 8s] (four of a kind, Eights)
silth14 collected $11.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11.95 | Rake $0.55
Board [Th 8c 8d 8h 9h]
Seat 1: osina100 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: silth14 (big blind) showed [Qh Jh] and won ($11.40) with a straight flush, Eight to Queen
Seat 4: GoDLikeAntik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: lopsided4pe (button) showed [7h 8s] and lost with four of a kind, Eights
[quote]
Hahahaha omg
[quote]
lol@ losing with quads, thats a 1st
[quote]
How not to slow play KK

Full Tilt Poker Game #19485452269: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (14869538Cool, Table 2 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:14:11 ET - 2010/03/22
Seat 1: Pourboy29 (2,155)
Seat 2: pretender54 (1,170)
Seat 3: InsanityNZ (1,985)
Seat 4: Pilkain (1,785)
Seat 5: ezmoney31 (895)
Seat 6: Navi1340 (2,465)
Seat 7: green990 (2,335)
Seat 9: yonomshai (2,460)
Pilkain posts the small blind of 30
ezmoney31 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to InsanityNZ [Kh Ks]
Navi1340 folds
green990 folds
yonomshai folds
Pourboy29 folds
pretender54 raises to 180
InsanityNZ calls 180
Pilkain folds
ezmoney31 folds
*** FLOP *** [6h 5d 6d]
pretender54 checks
InsanityNZ has 15 seconds left to act
InsanityNZ bets 300
pretender54 calls 300
*** TURN *** [6h 5d 6d] [Qc]
pretender54 checks
InsanityNZ bets 1,050
pretender54 calls 690, and is all in
InsanityNZ shows [Kh Ks]
pretender54 shows [6c 6s]

Laughing

2 hands later, same geezer.

Full Tilt Poker Game #19485514937: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (14869538Cool, Table 2 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:17:05 ET - 2010/03/22
Seat 1: Pourboy29 (2,435)
Seat 2: pretender54 (2,430)
Seat 3: InsanityNZ (815)
Seat 4: Pilkain (1,755)
Seat 5: ezmoney31 (915)
Seat 6: Navi1340 (2,305)
Seat 7: green990 (2,215)
Seat 9: yonomshai (2,380)
yonomshai posts the small blind of 40
Pourboy29 posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to InsanityNZ [Qh Qd]
pretender54 raises to 240
InsanityNZ raises to 815, and is all in
Pilkain folds
ezmoney31 folds
Navi1340 folds
green990 folds
yonomshai folds
Pourboy29 folds
pretender54 calls 575
InsanityNZ shows [Qh Qd]
pretender54 shows [Ac As]

held up, naturally Laughing
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lol @ this flop... god Omaha is so rigged sometimes Laughing

Full Tilt Poker Game #19486422823: Table Accelerator (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 0:02:05 ET - 2010/03/23
Seat 1: strikingmarlin ($65)
Seat 2: 2charmu ($20)
Seat 3: youngdrew28 ($50.25)
Seat 4: Yaksha ($66)
Seat 5: supersizess ($30)
Seat 6: leroylaw ($31.10)
2charmu posts the small blind of $0.25
youngdrew28 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Yaksha [Ks 8d 7s Kh]
Yaksha calls $0.50
supersizess folds
leroylaw folds
strikingmarlin calls $0.50
2charmu folds
youngdrew28 raises to $2.25
Yaksha calls $1.75
strikingmarlin calls $1.75
*** FLOP *** [Ts Kd 6s]
youngdrew28 bets $6.50
Yaksha raises to $16.50
strikingmarlin calls $16.50
youngdrew28 raises to $48, and is all in
Yaksha raises to $63.75, and is all in
strikingmarlin calls $46.25, and is all in
Yaksha shows [Ks 8d 7s Kh]
strikingmarlin shows [5h 5c 2s As]
youngdrew28 shows [Tc Qc Js 8s]
Uncalled bet of $1 returned to Yaksha
*** TURN *** [Ts Kd 6s] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Kd 6s 3d] [Jc]
Yaksha shows three of a kind, Kings
strikingmarlin shows a pair of Fives
Yaksha wins the side pot ($29.50) with three of a kind, Kings
youngdrew28 shows two pair, Jacks and Tens
Yaksha wins the main pot ($14Cool with three of a kind, Kings

So three people see the flop:
1) Top set, gutshot, second nut flush draw
2) pair + Wrap + third nut flush draw
3) pair + Nut flush draw, then gutshot on turn

Finally I get on the right side of one of these messes Laughing
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Freddie Deeb's facials after the river in this hand is just about teh funniest thing i've ever seen on televised poker, ever Laughing Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ4jsY0i87c#t=1m47s

(link should take you to right part of the vid Smile )

p.s. it's latest wpt ep if anybody cares about spoilers or anything Razz
[quote]
My AA vs QQ hand above, would you guys ever fold there? Someone on another forum said fold, "UTG raise is a range of AKs, AA and KK" Confused

I'm thinking 8 way at $10 level you see people raising miles wider than that, get it in with QQ every time...am I wrong here? Laughing
[quote]
so what, he thinks you should fold? Laughing Laughing

no good at this whole range thing myself, but wouldn't UTG range be more like 9-9+/A-Qs+? Razz

[quote]
yeah, way wider than just those top 3 hands that's for shit sure.

I think they geezer is just baiting me though, or he's an idiot...he said "he already trapped you once with 66 so he's obviously a good player. Flat the raise and fold if you don't improve" hmmmm
[quote]
hahahahahaha, he must be taking the piss.

So you've got about 10BBs, and he wants you to call a big chunk of your stack pre-flop to basically try and flop a set?

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Laughing ... that QQ is the easiest shove in the world. Don't worry about it Insanity Smile
[quote]
Holy fucking shit.... Jesus Ziggy makes some sick call-downs sometimes Neutral

Ziigmund $121,200
Cole South $133,795

Preflop:
Ziigmund raises to $1,800
Cole raises to $5,400
Ziig raises to $16,200
Cole calls $10,800

Flop (Pot $32,400): 5d 8c Qs
Ziig checks
Cole checks

Turn (Pot $32,400): 7h
Cole bets $32,400
Ziig calls $32,400

River (Pot $97,200): 3h
Cole bets $85,195 (all in)
Ziig calls $72,600 (all in)

Ziig has Ad 8d Kc Jc
Cole has 9h Jd Kh Th
Cole shows King Queen high
Ziig shows a pair of Eights

Ziig wins pot $242,400



WTF !
so sick
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heh, isn't that a sick call in hold'em but just plain retarded in PLO?

Razz
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Yeah I can't work out exactly what he was thinking.. I guess he just put Cole on exactly the kind of hand he has, 4 big cards that called the 4-bet and weren't quite strong enough to 5-bet. So he figures Cole has a wrap, and is planning on folding to any scary big card that could make multiple straights, but then decides to run with it when the 3 comes. Pretty freakin ballsy though that's for sure. It's Cole who he owned with a three-barrell call with just a pair of jacks on a scary ass middle-straight board a while back too.