Passing wind

Righto - Who of you lot have dropped your guts while in the middle of sex.

Or who has had it done to them.

What happened afterwards?

i did, but it was silent so it wasnt heard, plus mine smell like roses hehe

done a few loud ones while not in the room just afterwards...

My, we ARE desperate for topics arent we?

*LOL* heh what about new years scooby, christ that was some funny shit going on

are you trying to tell us u have passed wind while in the throes of passion with scooby??

*PPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTT*

Hahaha, check it out, I farted!

*fans it towards girls face*

thats right up there with the dutch oven Dr J....

Well umm, does queefing count?

Cmon girls, own up! Haha.

nar this was about passing wind in general...

it was called dutch tent thou

same diff really, a rose is still a rose and all that

n|ck- that was some classic shit (no pun) hehehe

Caz- *LOL* hehe no, used the tent to create a huge dutch oven, boy those definately didnt smell like roses pheeeeeew

FARTS ARE FUNNY>>>>>>
just not when u are inspecting the turf as it
were.....

I don\'t think it would be that funny if she farted while you were rimming her

Im sure that everybody either has or will do it at some point.

I just thought up an interesting variation to the dutch oven!

*everyone braces themselves for the impending disgust*

dont go there!!!

my ex used to think it was funny to sit on my head and fart....

The Astronaut


Ingredients:

Clear Plastic bag
Vindaloo
Victim


Method:

Put bag over head of sleeping victim. Making sure not to ASPHIXIATE TO DEATH *pops his ritilin* slowly and quietly release your vindaloo powered miasma into the bag. Now wait for victim to awake, getting drunk on the fumes and emulating a space walk.

I\'ve done it. I always curl up into a ball and go
red!
But I can\'t help laughing. I don\'t think I\'ve ever
heard someone fart without finding it highly
amusing.
And yes. I am six.

What have you \'done\'?

Farts are ALWAYS funny.

im lucky im a humpydog, i can just fart and look cute, and blame someone else for it...

what a topic.

A man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, Seven Points.
His wife rolls over and says; What in the world was that?
The man replied, It's fart football.
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says,Touchdown, tie score.
After about five minutes the man farts again and says, Touchdown, I'm
ahead 14 to 7. Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says,
Touchdown, tie score. Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker
and says, Field goal, I lead 17 to 14. Now the pressures on and the man
refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he
has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says,
What the hell was that? The man replies., Half time, change sides!

the worst is when it happens when your face is down there... i can vouch for that...

and it wasn't a queef either...

pffft



pardon me

farts are funny...nuff said

huhuhu...you said fart