other names for....

ok folks, time to extend that brain muscle, and
tell u all names you use for
"Choking the Chicken"
"Roughing up the suspect"
and "Abusing the Felon"

Jerking the Gerkin?

we already had this one....are you gettin really bored now?

ok....dudnt see the last one...sorry dance kids.

"tugging the one eyed custard chucker"
"stroking the blue vien cheese"
"beating off"
"jerking off"
"knockin wood"
"practicing the golf swing"
"flogging the dolphin"
"masturbating"

"five finger knuckle shuffle" ;P

making yoghurt
milking the single tit udder

"going to bed with Mrs Palmer"

mrs palmer and her 5 lovely daughters

'doing the adamal!' heheh

Female
rub the clit, jilling, jilling off, caress the clit, vibrate the vag, slip 'n' slide, soap it up, click the mouse, pet the kitty, stroke the cat, powder your nose, tickle your fancy,



Male
jerk off, jack off, wank, beat off, wack off, whack off, beat the meat, choke the chicken, grease the axle, stroke the salami, wax the dolphin, choke the bishop, wax the rod, peel the banana, butter the lobster, change gears, walk the dog, polish his knob, Onanism, spanking the monkey, chasing the weasel, stroke off, polish thine sword good knight, whistling Dixie, pull the puppy by the tail, spanking off, lighting the candle, hauling in the hawser, dickin' off, go a round with the bald-headed champion, polish the low-quarters (military), Captian Jack (personified)

shaking hands with the sherrif....

whoops forgot one

And for women....Flicking the pea

and Beating the blind snake
Whipping Willy
Pulling peenee

Shyguy- is your's blind? cos mine's got one eye...