yardy's guide to the finest newtown sub $10 eateries:
o'sushi - riddiford st opposite rice bowl burger bar - friendly korean run sushi, if ya get in a bit before lunch you can swipe the legendary "end bits" - made from the end of the sushi roll so some of them literally have half a fuckin chicken hangin out of them - for the regular piece price of $1.20! o'sushi also famously sometimes shuts for brief periods on sunday afternoons (staff probably out at a karaoke bar or getting stickerfotos taken at timezone) and leaves a table outside with packs of sushi and a sign saying "sorry we are close! please help self and put money in jar!" lol .. in fuckin newtown.
baghdad cafe - up the gangster end riddiford near caltex - dope kebabs and iskender- my mate who is actually from baghdad (managed to escape in 2001 wif his family) says this is the most authentic shit cos they bbq the meat on skewers. Also it is opposite the assyrian centre so there are always a pack of rats-tail having penis haircut iraqis, as well as people getting shot just up the road in the council flats. so you feel like you actually are in bahgdad.
rice bowl burger bar - down near the hospital, little bit pricey, chip portions are a bit shit, but it always seems to be open at 4am when ya want a fuckin hotdog. staff know you by name, and for a challenge they have one of the hardest street fighter machines ive played on.
newtown bakery - the poor man's mr bun. since the newtown mr beezy price hikes of sept 08, scroogey asian bakery officianados make the extra trip up the road to newtown bakery. also a bonus is there is a chinese girl who works there sometimes who is incredibly hot and is made up like the sluttiest phuket hooker you've ever seen. ungh. rumours that she moonlights just up the road at asian haven are unsubstantiated, and i havent been able to muster the courage to ask her, but if true ill be up on milward st getting the $60 half hour special in a FLASH
indian flavours - hood end of riddiford - a nice change from the zillion other identical indian restaurants - cheap big thali dish wif like 3 curries/dahls and desert, watch out for the greasy bastards at the counter tho they will hit on ur missus like crazy if she is hot 2 death, (probably not a problem if ur missus isnt h2d, but mine is), also cheap samosas if ur meal didnt quite fill you
Misc warning:
Shanghai takeaway has the cheapest deals on asian food ($5 lunch - any chinese meal wif a free can of coke) but the food here is absolutely inedible. they dont cook the veges or the meat. the sweet sour pork is literally raw carrot & 3 huge bits of uncooked pork with about a litre of sweet sour sauce. i have extremely low standards and would eat almost anything if the price is right, but this really is the worst chinese i've ever had. their deep fried stuff is reasonable tho.
brief reports:
cafe laz - good kebabs if u cant be bothered walking to baghdad
chok chai - solid thai takeaway
fish fins - near the finance company corner (geneva (RIP), adelphi, instant, aztec all within 5m of each other) fresh fish, deace chippie, good interracial banter between the white fat bloke owner and his tongan wife while you wait for your order
leos chippie - greek chippie bought out & ruined by the chinese, shitty food
haven't talked bout cafes cos they're all shitty, missed the rest of the indian restaurants cos theyre good but all the same..