Next Time I Will Break Your Hands!!

Just a note to the peice of excrement bedroom DJ and his anal bitch boy toys that thought it may be a good idea to fuck with my decks while i was playing at lotus - Please come forward as myself and some of my black Colleagues would love to take you and your fuck buddys out the back for a bit of a chat.which unfortunately for you will not involve any penatentary style rape or glory hole action.we would love to talk about phone books,baseball bats and steel cap boots and their applyed force to human bodys..if you are interested...

fuck i've heard so many shit stories about stuff happening at lotus. My recommendation: just stop playing there

umm yeah - happens on a weekly basis buddy. Welcome to playing to the gen-Y Courtenay Place crowd.

lol Lotus.

I bet the crowd were really there for teh muzik

Ha ha,its actually not a bad bar,clientele getting alot better and relatively house savvy BUT!!!! there are those few..yes those types that probably have a screaming P baby at home with nanna so they can go out, get fucked up ask for "Ministry of sound" believing it to be a song and not a global brand, then when you play anything off a MOS album,they come up to you and ask if youve played it yet..to which you reply "Why dont you fuck off to the establishment and suck cock for a lady gaga song!! and on the way they try and pick up one of the door staff with lines like."You know my friend becky,shes a slut tho,fuck yeah im pissed as" and lets not forget our bum bandit boys with delusions of DJ super stardom..this fuck clown was actually reaching over and spinning my CDJ Platter out of time....two thoughts went through my head..do i bash this cock kebab or,keep my cool..i chose the latter but just not satisfied with this decision....

Haha..yeah mate does my head in sometimes,but surprised at what I am getting away with playing lately,to be honest i think i terrify them into dancing to it..fuckers

although its better playing here sometimes if only for the reason that - every muppet and muhummed or muhummeds mate in Melbourne is a DJ,coming up to you and asking for a mix "Hey mate,i got this fully sic track mate,it ill go off mate 100 percent,give us a mix, ill rip it up..got any pills?

fuck you're a crack up dude...

Nah - you need to DJ somewhere classy and sophisticated like Maya or Red Square to have those kinds of conversations . . . . i met NZ's number one Hard Trance DJ there, he would have even given me a "siick as" mix CD of his but he'd ratehr i wait till it comes off the presses man. Honest. It was dope.

So who let them behind the decks?
Maybe thats the person you should be speaking to.........



"Please come forward as myself and some of my black Colleagues would love to take you and your fuck buddys out the back for a bit of a chat"

What? Your white buddies pussies?? Or does it just sound cooler if ya say black?

I've heard black guys tend to be more well-hung

Why didn't you just have him kicked out???

seems a bit funny you're having a whinge about it on a forum after the fact though? surely if you are as aggrieved with the whole debacle you would have dealt out some justice on the spot instead of relying on a slim to none chance that the culprit would be on biggie, looking at the mostly dead flipside forum and by chance clicked on your thread

in future may i reccomend you do as one of the djs i saw at sandwiches who physically dragged one annoying twat out by the scruff of his collar all the way through the sandwiches club to the door way

Awesome...who the fuck was that?!?!

dj dappa, it was some gig a coupla years ago and some dumbass spent most of his set standing in front of him pulling the fingers and smirking at him, unfortunately he chose the wrong person to piss off it was rather classic

think he kept 2 tunes in the mix while it all went down too

Did dappa he have nice things to say about the venue that paid his wages??

u wot

bit obtuse methinks . . . .

You're right Wokky

errm ok, well if it was supposed to be some sort of barbed comment you completely failed as no one knows wtf you're on about

and who wouldn't have a good thing to say about sandwiches? it's a great place

Was a dig at maxmimal for not speaking too highly of Lotus, I thought

Lotus is a great bar. I lke how it's set out, decor etc. The people that go there are lifes rejects though. Put them all together and you might have the IQ of a normal person.

Love the comments!! good thread so far!! Am playing Saturday night if
you all want to join me for a drink!!

See Fiesty? There are some smart people out there atfer all . . ..

mmmmmmm i think only ONE person missed the point on that one...

"What we have here is a failure to communicate. But there's some people you just can't reach . . . . "

oh yeah - twisted sets are also up - colour me insomniac . . . . .

well fiesty isn't that smart at all considering they've quoted my post when trying to nail home some sort of point...

just sayin'...

Interwebz pwnage backslapping =

I'd take the shot myself but it wouldn't be fair - on anyone - you can see that can't ya strike?

"You even called me stupid in your verse, and I’m almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend."


Love this quote. Would like to take credit, but alas, it is not of my making.

But rather fitting.