my second tell me survey...

have u ever timed yourself on the toilet, and if
so, what has been the longest time it has taken
you to "drop the kids off at the pool'?

LMAO cant say i have ever done that sorry Damien. How about youreself ?

well....it wa about 35 minutes.....read the sunday
paper........did the crossword.....yep....good way
to start a sunday....

Just a question....but why does this interest you??

it doesnt......but I am sick of all the feel good
striaight laced ones so far.....

It's wierd when you get caught up in something whilst you lay a cable.

Here's a question: Is it impolite to take a call whilst you take a crap?





I'm thinking yes ;D

And do you tell the person on the other end? Ask permission?

I always talk on the phone while peeing.

Dr J......depends who it is.....if it is a
telemarketer, I take a laxative just so I can give
birth while I am talking to them....

I do the same Redbeast! heheh

me too! i don't usually tell them the person though....they just find out when I flush!

Note to self:
Communicate with Redbeast and Domino via Txt msging only!

Long enough to get two dead legs...totlly numb...and nasty pins and needles later.

Ahh, but do you leave it unflushed and sneak away hoping the person never knew, or do you just lay it all on them and flush proudly, and beam at your trickery?

I definlty let them know....."hang on a sec? I just
got to wipe" hahahha..then flush hahahahah

Do you get the mic in so they can hear you wipe?

Note to self:

Dont ever speak to Damien on phone again.


Done and done..

My mate started timing me after I been pissing for a while... Clocked 1 min 36, after a late start on the timer. Ever played the 100 minute game were you drink once a minute for 100 minutes and you can't get up to pee.

mmm, charming

Dr J.....hold the reciver down there.....the
telemarketers stopped calling after a while....