Oooo! I owe you some water too.
hehe, I bought this big fuck-off bar of chocolate when I went to get a 1.25L drink at Starmart and couldn't be fucked eating it so gave it to these couple of people I didn't know who happened to be making out in a park bench at the time.
Of course, this was about ten seconds before I half fainted and slipped off the bench I was sitting on. Go me!