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Anybody got any nominations?

Cmon, let\'s torture each other!

I\'ll start! Umm...



\"Wake up on top of the world!
Seally.. Rea-lly!\"

\"Only the crum-bliest, fla-kiest chocolate...
Tastes like chocolate ne-ver tas-ted be-fore..\"



Very Happy


*ding ding*

ROUND ONE

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the vodaphone brake the rules ad.

they say they are braking all the old rules but in the ad they use a 20 year old song.

contradiction or what !!!!!!
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one word....briscoes
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you still at work DrJ?
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The Warehouse the warehouse.......
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the triple dip ad.


theres nothing worse.
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Bob wins hands down. definitely the triple dip ad. That was even nominated in the listener as the years worst. yuk
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- ANY of the lotto ads with that horrible annoying woman on it.

- the briscoes lady isnt that bad, cos shes been around for so long shes become part of NZ culture in a way... (at least shes enthusiastic)

- that golf shop ad where the guy gets out the car and says \"i\'ll be 5 minutes\" and his wife gets really old waiting for him.

- the huggies ad with the baby that talks is scary.
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\'mcdonalds, every time a good time\'

\'hey, hey rolly, rolly hang on, hey now rolly hang ooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnn.\'

i spend a lot of time around TV so if i can think of anymore i\'l post em eheh
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Vodafone... the ad where they catopoult the car

.... drives me insane... especially when they play it EVERY ad break!!!!
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I\'d have to go with the Triple Dip ad. She\'s so, mid life crisis.
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triple dip ad is well...

well it makes me feel embarrassed to watch it

god its bad..
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Hey, shutup man, let your backbone slip!
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any one remember the spray and wipe ads.

Gotta call from Mr Prior he\'s bringin round the buyer the kitchen looked a fright from the little do last night. I thought quite instinctly, I had to clean it quickly. With spray and wipe all purpose I cleaned up every surface. Spray and wipes the one, to cut through though soap scum. Now the house is sparkling clean and the buyers very keen so thank you spray and wipe (dum dum dum dum..).

I think that is the whole add.
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thongsister1 - its really sad that you know all the words... Smile
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Oh
My
God

Concerning
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What about that Creme Egg ad where that kid gets snapped with the Creme Egg by the teacher

Fuck the singer on that had a strange annoying voice
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no thats a cool ad. always makes me wanna go out an buy creme eggs. it cute.
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DONT
GET
CAUGHT
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i always wanted one of those hats when i was a kid - u know the ones full of creme eggs!! yum....

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um the add advertising \'Healthy Choice\'..\" i just need to know ur lookin after urself\", \"i am, i am looking after myself..\"
grrr..
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The Milkybar Kid is strong and tough, and only the best is good enough, da da da da da da The goodness that is milky bar

The Milky Bars are on ME!!
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The old napi san ad sticks in the back of my mind:
\"Kills them nasty germs...where?! you know where...\"

What about: \"can you imagine... how much I love you? ...moo moo moo moo....\" (HP Sauce ad!)

Any last requests? A pixie caramel!
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this is a gravy. this is an ox. gravy ox sounds like grave ox
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but that is funny sam.

teeheehee GRAVY OX hehehehehe
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no jingle, but it\'s an ad for smints or so-forth, the whole \"one calorie for 2 hours of fresh breath\" deal, as played out by a completely surreal looking blonde chick. love to know what\'s in HER smints, because mine never have quite the same \"hello, I\'m from another planet\" effect

does anyone remember \"savoury rice, it\'s awfully nice\"...?
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yuk - the flashes of that big bull in between flashes of gravy does def not make me want to run out and buy gravox.
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teeheehee gravy ox ;]
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it\'ll make your loo clean fresh and blue
every home needs harpic
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I fully vote the tripple dip add.
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no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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\"come on callers join the party......
0900 40 40 40
come on callers join the party
0900 kiss my ass!\"

aaargh!
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i\'m going to agree with someone for the first time in my life

the triple dip ad is fucking horrendous !
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I think all the Red Bull ads suck although it
makes me wonder if that was intentional.

also Healthy Choice
Triple Dip

are all bad
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ANY tampon ad.

I DONT WANT TO KNOW O.K.
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I vote for the triple dip ad - it has to be one of the worse ads ever - it grates, and grates, grates you brain until it feels like mush. Her voice...ugh - although its probably not hers.

The breaking the rules ad by vodafone is next - for shere repitition - its almost brainwashing material.
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yeap deffently the tripple dip ad by a long shot
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have you guys forgotten this classic......

..............im an utter peanut butter nutter from sanatarium, i take the freshest peanuts and the world and pour them in............

hehe, now you guys are stuck with it Smile
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cheers for that Smilygal
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but you have to sing it in that grunty voice that those little munter kids do Smile tehe
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The triple-dip ad is terrible. What were they thinking?!
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\"Gimme some chips, some Mr Chips\' chips chips Mr!\"
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Triple-dip wins hands down....

thongsister - I know all he words to Spray \'n\'
Wipe too! It\'s the one ad that people will always
be able to sing along to (although no-one will
ever admit it)

... I actually quite like \"Gravox. It sounds a bit like
gravy-ox\".... it\'s so dumb, so.. dumb.
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\"I\'m the Polar Pop bear...

..And I live in the pole...\"


\"Frosty boy, Frosty Boy..\"


He was often licked, never beaten. Apparently.
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Polar pop, polar pop!
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My boyfriend has nightmares about the Lotto women. He has this thing about her and Nelly Furtado. They could probably make him vomit on request, he hates them so much.

The red bull ads annoy me too. Generator Bates has that account and I think they\'re made locally. They did some good print a couple of years ago but their TV commeercials suck.

I hate the Go Cat jingle.
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That Watties ad before the news every night. FOR SHHER REPITITION

ARGGGGGHHHH
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\'pet world\'
meow meow meow meow meow meow
\'pet world\'
woof woof woof woof woof woof

aaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!!
Smile
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most of them! especially Advantage, cats and dogs flea stuff
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Woof-woof woof woof woof

\"Ewwwwwwwe\"
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HAHAHA!


I just remembered a classic!


\"Party party par-tay! Suck, bite, suck bite..\"
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the fresh flower company
call 0800 traci with an e

and then they do it all different accents too...

its on about 20 times a day for fucks sake!
Smile
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what about that dumb arse chick about the gym \'cos we just don\'t care\' can\'t think what it is but man she sounds so ARGH!!!
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J - party party party suck bite suck bite - was the
catch phrase awarded to a chick friend of mine
for her efforts at parties!

And yeah, the vodafone ad. except they SUCK!
(sorry missL and crew) because, yeah, they
change round the contracts, except, HOLD ON...
they forget to run their credit limits. for the last
few months. HELLO massive bill. HELLO cut off
Phone. HELLO Pain in the ass vodafone.

So I\'m using a prepay sim in the meantime.
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Sorry. random Vodafone bitch.
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IT\'s just that it fucks me off everytime I see that
ad. and it is so damn catchy.
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Has to be the triple dip advert

following closely in second place is;

the fucking go-cat ad, who cares where the go-cat is going next

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Come to think of it, the word \'jingle\' is pretty fucked up too. Jingle.

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

I\'ve said it so much it\'s starting to sound wierd.

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.
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Ooh, that new Coke ad with the chic driving the car - No Jingle (Jingle. Jingle.) but still fucking annoying because I dunno what the fuck just happened. She drives her car to the wharf. And then?! Hello?!
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traci with an e

hmm she sounds like good fun at a party
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I bet her flowers smell REAL GOOD. Intense even.
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\"Aye, its delicious... But its not how you make Porridge!\"
No its not a jingle, just an old ad.
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Hahahaha right on Smiley, I remember that one!!