More Flatmate issues for the boards...

A couple of times last year when we have gone on holiday, I have had a feeling that someone had been in our room.
So for the xmas break I left my laptop setup with motion detection running.
Low and behold, 3am on boxing day, in strolls a drunken group consisting of one of our recently departed flatties, a current flattie, and another random friend of theirs.
The pictures show them going through our wardrobes, trying on our clothes (including my £1200 Dolce & Gabbana suit!), jumping our our bed and generally fucking around with our shit.
They know they were snapped as they spotted the camera light on the computer.
Thinking this was a joke, they took the laptop on a tour and sat it in the lounge in front of the TV, and later returned it to our room.

Pretty pissed, and the missus is livid about it. wants me to crack skulls literally.

He tried to talk to me last night, but I brushed him off both because I was busy, and I want to make him sweat it out a bit.
My preference would be to sort him out Pte Pyle style in the middle of the night, but I am trying to keep my cool.
I am more inclined to just call the flat together, explain what happened to the others so they know what type of person they are living with, and tell them because we cannot trust the flat mate any more we will be moving out.


Its a disgusting feeling to know that your privacy has been invaded in such a way, fuck knows what else they have been up to while half the flat was away over the xmas period.

/vent

Fuck that. Get a lock for your room tell them if they touch your shit again youll break their hands. Get angry...silent mad ignoring is what girls do. ... I sound a bit mental but seriously a wishy washy flat meeting isnt going to change the fact that they dont have muh respect for you and your belongings. imoo.

prioritize geting your own place

Rough, if I found out that shit was happening I would go postal.

Clean your bumhole with his toothbrush.

I'm all for subtle forms of getback.

if you're living with your girlfriend why don't you both get your own place?

have you looked into the cost of living in London?

We have had time to get angry over it, and trust me i am fucking angry, but the best way is to make him look like a dick.
Revenge gets no one anywhere, and violence doesnt either. Trust me, i am 115kg + and a boxer, so would be easy to resort to that shit, and he is probably sick with worry thinking that is going to happen.
Plus side, looks like his missus might have left him too while we were away, so this will be more shit on his plate to deal with.
Best to just walk away and leave the others to deal with his shit.

then, maybe, just maybe, in a few months time take out some revenge...

Oh London? Yeah fair ehough.

So did you and him get along well before this?

Yeah we were all good, but i would say it was the ex flatties influence and their drunken state. still no excuse!
thought we had all got rid of the cow, but bitch came back to haunt us!

I guess its a different situation cos it sounds like you werent good friends with your flatmates to begin with, but in my LOndon flat prank_drunk_raiding each others rooms was pretty standard

I would break his fucken skull no questions asked.

Then kick him out.

And keep his toothbrush!

no wait...

My fucking meathead trashbag of a flatmate came into my room (didn't knock, just barged in) rat assed drunk with her underwear around her ankles and talked at my mostly naked self and a 'friend' I was with while we sat gobsmacked on the bed. Only when I told her in no uncertain terms to get the fuck out did she leave.

Fuck flatmates.

EDIT: Not shamone.

^ missed threesome opportunity right thur