Methods to smuggle SMF in your ass

# Have a decent sized ass


# Chuck a couple of heinekens in there to keep him quiet

Doubt you will keep him quiet with a few beers, he will find something to bitch and moan about in there~

I was thinking we could scatter a few air freshners about, that might stop his bitching

but how to find someone with an ass big enough? I think SMF might fit in an elephants ass? But we are smuggling!......and elephants attract attention

Sooooo we need to find a real persons ass to jam him up. smf might have to lose some weight and get greasy

lol didn't take long for the inevitable

I don't think bringing an elephant across the border would attract attention?


Or is that just me?

Just gotta declare it.

You could just say you're importing it for the zoo, aren't they after another elephant?

What about Ice-T's wife? I bet her caboose would work.

I think you've overlooked the obvious here, lads; why not just shelve the elephant?

bah...SMF will probabaly complain if we try to stick even a baby elephant up his ass.

Wait, why is stuff going up my ass now?



gc.

We gotta get you outta here br0, the net is closing in


and we heard you like ass

I don't mind a bit of ass play, sure. Who doesn't?



gc.

justhanging just went to the bathroom for a rather lengthy poo

at least the man is honest

strictly wimmins ass I think you will find

bl

*high five*

err - does his own ass count as a wimmins ass? I think not

Its SMF Im sure he is up for either ...

Wot. I thought smf only liked girls?


He's been acting real friendly to me lately too, chatting to me on facebook etc. Prob just wants a peice of my ass!