memorable school reports

my best was when i was 7, i still have it. reads; '... is unusually concerned with his image for a boy of his age'

pls dont judge me for posting this

i have never ever made my potential

I am "easily distracted"

I "got on with the boys more than the girls"

Hmmmn do not know if that is good or bad

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not reaching potential = you're stupid and/or lazy but we cant say that in a school report...

ahh i miss school reports!

"he would wrap a diamond in newspaper"

refering to my still messy handwriting

what was the point of handwriting now everything is done on computers

guess you got the last laugh

I didn't have bad reports, I was always well behaved.

My best report ever was 3rd form, straight A's ! Yeee Haw ! All downhill from there

Ny parnts got called to school and told I was leading other astray. I still haven't grown out of that yet. hehe

"attempts little, has put no effort in all year and her grades reflect this, has ability but does not try *etc etc etc*" pfft i got a C in chem, what else matters??? *nuthing*

ohhh adn the one year in primary school when i had NOT 1 day off *omfg*

shit i cant even remember my school reports, they were ususally pretty good. I remember that i once got told that i was a disturbance to some ppl in the class and that i wasnt allowed to sit by them anymore

"Has a tendancy to take all his clothes off and
run around naked.....Talks about hippies a lot"

yeah.....5th form was a hard year

In my testimonial Sports was mispelt so i will forever have a great talent for 'spots'.

he he heat up those knives headmaster

heeheee -
went to a Catholic school when I was a young'un, and my report for Religious Studies when I was 7 (and had just renounced religion as a feasible concept) said:

"Oliver would do well to consider the feelings of others at times."

I still have it tucked away in a drawer at home...