Magical Instruments...

Does anyone do magic?

What are your picks of essential magical tools of the trade

I have a stick but not a wand
I have a frogs ear and newts toe but thats more due to my parentage
I have a hat that can hide a bunny rabbit
and white gloves that can blind a bat


right now I wish I could magic the clock forward one half hour

I guess if I wait 30 minutes this may happen

*awaits*

Spell to Speed Up Time
[Editor's Note: If you are having trouble finding the patience for Yule to come around, try the following spell designed to speed up your experience of time so that it goes faster for you.]

There are many spells to accelerate time for the caster. This spell is designed to make time fly, or at least feel like it is. Begin by outlining your altar with roses to form a circle. Next, light three candles and place them upon your alter. Cast your magick circle and repeat the following words:

"Father time by these candles three,
make my days, hours and minutes flee.
I cannot wait as the candles burn.
Time, time, quickly turn."

If the candles are blown out, assume that your spell worked. If not, repeat the process at a later time until they do.

Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic Mirror, tell me today, have all my friends had fun at play?

yule hasn't

the dick

oh good call insanity - a flute that can give blowies

magic

Just take some acid.

Here's one for the girls:

Items you will need

* Focus
*One Red Genital Candle (Penis shaped) ,or a Red Pillar Candle
* Photo of intended, or small piece of paper with name and b-day
* Vaginal fluids.
Note: 2 Variations to this spell

Bless,Cleanse and Consecrate your tools,and sacred space. Masterbate (This is part of the Ritual), and think of you giving him the best sex of their life (this will make the person lust for you) ! Once climax is reached, annoint the red candle with your vaginal fluids. Place the red candle back on the alter on top of the intendeds photo,or paper with the name on it. Concentrate a little more,and imagine intercourse is still going on with that person (meaning imagine their penis still inverted inside you moving in and out). Filled with lust, focus and say:

''Over you I place my touch,
For only me,you'll burn with lust!
Through day and night,you'll fantasize,
Of lying in between my thighs!
Dreaming of kissing me up and down,
Your penis will harden and stand profound!
Throbbing,yearning your body will ache,
You'll quiver hard and terribly shake!
Craving my vagina,and juicy mouth,
You'll fein to stick it in and out!
Panting and lusting fierously,
You'll come running now to me!''

Let the candle burn completely down over the photo or paper with name on it. Once completly melted down,and burned out, gather the wax mold and place under your beds mattress.

2nd Variation: If you can't get a hold of a photo,and don't really want to use paper...you can inscribe the name of the intended on the candle, and after saying the incantation,just let the candle burn itself down.

davils a girl?

*grabs acid*

phosphoric or hallucinogenic?

theres a difference?

my tongue hurts - if that is any indication