lyrically handsome

what are some of the dopest lines u've heard an mc spit? and keep it short, no verses, just 1-2 line punches.

"i impregnate the world when i come through your speaker"
- jay-z

"i'm intellectual, pass more essays/
than motorcade police parades through east la"
- pharaoh monche

"people thinkin mc is shorthand for misconception"
- talib kweli

" I'm about tellin u wot its about before its about to happen"
-arsonists
makes me giggle every time

"Smilin' is cheesin', bleedin' is leakin'
Beggin is bummin, if you nuttin you comin " - Tha best

R.I.P.

" You can't party yo life away
drink yo life away
smoke yo life away
fuck yo life away
dream yo life away
scheme yo life away
coz ya C's grow up tha same way"
- Wu

"teflon to dem wannabes, dem all wanna cling to my style like flees" -bounty killer

Dozy-doe with cowboys where they saddle at
Rodeo with 24's on the Cadillac
What your name is, yo, R.E.D.
Crack cost money, but the "E" is free, yeah

- Yall freaks kno dis.

I knew I'd find the notorious Dan d in here

:stalk:

"drips waste water, its def 2 be green"

Drips waste water, yeah that's a fact, so come
on get with it, get in on the act

Bak! Kýrýldý kolum kanadým
Olmadý tutnamadým
Zor! Yokluðun çok zor
Alýþamadým.
Vur, vur bu akýlsýz baþý
Duvarlara
Taþlara vur sevabýna.
Sonra affet, gel baþ baðrýna,
Süzüldüm eridim
Sensiz olamadým
Ýþte kuzu kuzu geldim
Dilediðince kapandým dizlerine
Bu kez gururumu ateþe verdim
Yaktým da geldim
Ýster at, ister öp beni
Ama önce dinle, bak gözlerime
Ýnan bu defa
Anladým durumu (bil), tövbeler ettim
Oooofff ooofff
Acý biberler sür dilime dudaklarýma
Ýþte kuzu kuzu geldim
Dilediðince kapandým dizlerine
Bu kez gururumu ateþe verdim
Yaktým da geldim
Ýster at, ister öp beni
Ama önce dinle, bak gözlerime
Ýnan bu defa
Anladým durumu (bil), tövbeler ettim

Kusu Kusu - Tarkan

This is my favroite song. It stir much emotin in my heart.

Moh-maad

Yeh Yeh!!!
Go Frisk, get bizzy!

She swallowed it ....
dont matter just don't bite it

hahahahahahaha

Dag-gonit, who smoked my motherfuckin chronic
I'ma brrrrrrrr pop one in your stomach
Get back, yeaooowwww funk, do you see the vomit
fly across your face like a comet
Oh Missy you better stop it, every flow you throw
these niggaz wanna cop it, all up in my ass
like tissue, they so rotten, all y'all niggaz
wanna taste some of my chocolate, though you talkin mad mad shit
Why you bitchin? Half of y'all hard niggaz
leave home twistin, then you wanna come
and fucka-fuck around with Missy, you know where I be
I keep, all my number listed, hey there buddy
you wanna come and get me, better bring your people
cause I'm bringin mine with me, kickin your ass
like a job I'll be shiftin, bitch-slappin niggaz
Hey is that Missy pimpin? Oh yes yes
It is me, yes yes, and I won't rest
until the world knows the best, I want more
won't take nuttin less, let me freak-it-freak-it-freak-it
over the Flex, over the freak-it-freak-it, over the Flex
Over the Flex, over the Flex..

FunkmasterFlex - Missy Elliot Freestyule

Some of the baddest shit ever, Missy is my secret love godess. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

"i'm not abstract, my train of thoughts ahead of schedule" moshun man.

Method Man on Bobby Digital's (Rza) NYC Everything. Mad shit!

"yo its da super scientifical
high-powered prolifical
lyrically a miracle
mentally im physical
massively encryptical
verbally invincible
these kids wanna battle
but their material is pitiful
the only original
wicked individual
wheneva i rhyme
i break it down into syllables"

"see i drop da greats
like clumsy waiters drop plates
i got rhymes by the crates
to erase the duplicates"

- mr. man - fortified live -

worrrd

I bomb atomically
socrates philophycees
in high funk f0r sees

yea Mimic look no further than the WU !

Mo Missy


Y'all don't really wanna fuck with me
My click D double E to the P
(blaaaaw!!)I put two in ya side
Four in the door of your motherfucking ride
Y'all really wanna fuck with me?
My click D double E to the P
(blaaaaw!!)I put two in ya chest
Ain't no other yet cause I'm the motherfucking best


Chorus from Crew Deep by Skillz (ex- Mad Skillz)

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke man I couldnt picture this
50 inch screen on my green leather sofa
Got two rides a limosine with a shofer (spelling!)

the real gangsta ass niggaz get the flyest of the bitches ... (geto boyz - dam it feels good to be a gangster)

many claim to be a gangsta but that gangsta aint a gangsta
that gangsta's just a prankster ...
(scarface- bodysnatchers)

For all you sucker MC's perpetratin a FRAUD
Your rhymes are cold wack and keep the crowd cold LOST
You're the kind of guy that girl ignored
I'm drivin Caddy, you fixin a FORD
My name is Joseph Simmons but my middle name's Lord
and when I'm rockin on the mic, you should all applaud (run dmc - rock box)

"the only emcee with a flu, yeah i rhyme sick"

jay-z


"if faith had twins she'd probably have tupac's....get it...two....pac's"

notorious b.i.g.

it's actually:

i bomb atomically,
socrates philosophies
AND HYPOTHESIS
CAN'T DEFINE HOW I BE DROPPIN THESE

"i'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet"

late great BIG L

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"
-50 Cent.

Fake Thug no love
you get the slugs, CB4
Gusto, your luck though
I didn't know 'till I was drunk though
you freak niggas played out
get fucked and ate out
prostitute turned bitch, I got the gauge
96 ways i made out, the Montana way
the GOOD F.E.L.L.A
verbal AK spray

That's a spit I heard from Nas. I first heard it on a 2Pac intro that i downloaded from Kaaza. Apparantly, it's a diss to Pac and the Outlawz. Above all that, it's a dope rhyme. In my opinion anyway. But still...
...2Pac lives on
THUG O' DA CENTURY

Shit, I guess I'ma have to end this note wit' some Pac lyrics huh?
Aa-ight, check this one then.

I love finger fucking you, all of a sudden I'm hearing thunder
when you bustin' up, niggas be duckin I'm takin numbers
love to watch you at a block party beggin' for drama
while unleashing on these old timers

2 mex - of son god sons, visionaries, of mexican descent

i have never tried lsd, but i have seen the teletubies on t.v., an have heard that it's an exact simile.

songodsons - the name of the song-love fights back!!!

aceyalone - can't remember the name of the track but it is off book of huaman language album.

um, um, omnipatent i'm some sort of government experiment thats out of control, im some big black hole

or something like that anyway

for old school anything from the message grandmaster flash and the furious five - people pissing on the stairs you know they just dont care...
- a child is born with no state of mind blind to the ways of man
kind...

or eric b and rakim paid in full - pen and a paper a stero a tape a...

Snoop and Mack 10 - Mack 10' opening linez

what have we, a house full of cavvy - no stress
well known ryders from different sides of the west
got the hizzoes lickin up we stickin up
how could the east coast win, when the west coast is cleanin up
so please no set trip about c's and b's
Its the west-side connect with the D.P.G
For the G's we jab, gift the gab, always cappin
Mack 10 and Snoop rappin, now how did that happen?
It's all good fool, so be game if you could
Snoop be from long beach and i be from Inglewood

Canibus Freestyles Son

Yo me and Jurassic 5 in the chromed-out navigator
Countin paper who wanna taste da new flava
We go hard like terrorists smugglin bombs
Blow up the plane fuselage with the president on board

"I'll scramble the eggs in any women's ovaries" - Canibus

"Lyrically handsome
go collect your kings ransom
tunes i write should the ghetto anthems
way out like bruce wayne's mansion
WHOOP! like the phantom
u could talk about me to your grandson"
- Mos Def

WHOOP like the phantom

classic!

wassup KMB, hope all is going well bro.
will get in touch with you soon.
just been mad busy.