shuuuuushhh!!
my secret (as in victorias secret) is out!
Slinky was ok, i was mainly there to 'throw ma glowstick in the air - kinda like i just dont care'
Rival sometimes goes by the name of Fatoeasialei as he is a fafafinei from Samoa. Rival was unfortunately born with both sets of genitals so it is confusion central for the poor bugger!
Before he went to Melbourne, Rival would roam the streets of auckland late at nite in search of that ellusive rich man that would 'pay' him for his 'services'. And of course being a hermaphrodite, the customer would often get a little wee (and I do mean little) surprise when heading 'below the equator'
The real problems came about when Rival introduced EFT-POS as a method of payment for these 'services'. I'm sure you can all geuss where the card got swiped!
LOL