As you may or may not be aware, I have recently found faith.
Faith in the one true BLUE Flying Spaghetti monster.
One of the core tenets of this religion is that the one true BLUE Flying Spaghetti monster was on more than one occasion caused to suffer
sparagmos at the hands of the evil flying blue earless cat known as Doraemon.
On our holiest night of the year, The Annual earless blue flying cat chase, we attempt to confront and harness these foul beats to prevent their hypnotism, kidnapping, and eventual devouring, of children.
As such, we need standard cats to award to those who successfully capture this flying demon's offspring as a reward. Though all types of cats are suitable, one's with little bells on their collars are preferred
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