the australia day one is a pathetic attempt to match the awesomeness of the traditional waitangi day pub crawl.
have done the last two, and they've been completely crazy, will definitely be at this year's.
Best bet is to start at paddington, aim to get there by 11. Then head round towards Westminster, skipping stops as you need to to get there by 4pm for the big haka (get there early if you want to see anything).
my favourite stops are south ken (which always seems to be crazy, I think because everyones had quite a few by then), and Victoria, where I haven't been into the "official" pub, but the backup is pretty cool.
Last year the train we were on at victoria had it's door broken, it was *just* before 4pm, the entire train was rammed full of kiwis, the cops were called in, they had to shut down the station, then everyone ran like fuck to get to the westminster just in time.... crazy...
got to do this once in your London stay (even if you're not a kiwi

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