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Anyone else see 20/20 last night? JESUS TITTY FUCKING!
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I wish to God I had never seen any of that... my eyes are still burning Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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Word up, that chick is a right minga
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what the hell was Liz Shaw doing on 20/20?
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Steve Crow, aka NZ porn king did a competition for "fresh meat" where uni students could pose for the opportunity to win $10,000.

He got a total of three people, one being Liz Shaw Neutral

she didn't win the $10k but she agreed to do a porno, until she found out it would be with ron jeremy
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being the media hungry whore she is?
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I thought the 'winner' was not too bad.
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who the hell is liz shaw?
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Ron Jeremy is a legend, who is Liz Shaw?

I didnt understand the end, Crow gave the obvious choice (the Hammy girl) the cheque but is she going to do porn or what?

I also though Crow came across quite plausibly sp and that students association guy came across like a pompous twat
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Hey, I had to turn him down, A girl has to have some standards!
I heard that he is having issues getting it up anyways
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jessiegirl said:
who the hell is liz shaw?


liz shaw = CRASH & BURN + pin up girl Wink
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I thought the whole thing was a tawdry and vulgar exercise, but at the end of the day everyone involved is an adult, and part of being an adult is being allowed to stuff your life up in your own special way.
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is she famous or somethin?

god im so not up with the play. Rolling Eyes
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jessiegirl said:
is she famous or somethin?

god im so not up with the play. Rolling Eyes


infamous
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LIZ SHAW is the girl whom fell from the top of the ugly tree and landed leg either side on the bottom UGLY stick. which will explain why her C**T looks like it had been kicked by the entire Brasil soccer team Smile
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jessie: http://nzgames.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68542

thats the backstory
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jessiegirl said:
is she famous or somethin?

god im so not up with the play. Rolling Eyes


she's a retard. did you see the talentless minga on nz idol who got all pissed off when she was called a "talent-free zone"? that was her.
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oh wow.
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rimmer said:
I heard that he is having issues getting it up anyways


WHAT? Even with a fine piece a ass like Liz?


Shocked and stunned...





Fishy
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is she the idol who sung malibu by Hole?

the one on the telecom ad?
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I wouldn't call it singing, but yeah that's the one
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What i struggle to understand is how naive these girls (the teacher especially) are in thinking that this wont affect their jobs or general future.

I wouldnt want someone that had done those sorts of photos and stuff teaching my children (especially if they were really young)

Granted that Liz said she knew it may affect future job prospects but she seemed genuinely surprised at the reaction she got at Uni.
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Shocked

where did this girl come from?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

She came to look at a flat with one of my current flatmates in the last place he lived in...apparently she walked in and said she could 'feel the positive vibes"....they didnt offer her the room.
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Bridge B said:
I wouldnt want someone that had done those sorts of photos and stuff teaching my children (especially if they were really young)


what's wrong with being naked?
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The Maestro said:

I didnt understand the end, Crow gave the obvious choice (the Hammy girl) the cheque but is she going to do porn or what?


I think Liz Shaw was the only one to agree to do a porn (later pulling out) but you did see Steve asking for permission to put the pics in Penthouse (the pics were just for NZX otherwise ?).
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scooby said:
LIZ SHAW is the girl whom fell from the top of the ugly tree and landed leg either side on the bottom UGLY stick. which will explain why her C**T looks like it had been kicked by the entire Brasil soccer team Smile



Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

thats genius!
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kris_b said:
Bridge B said:
I wouldnt want someone that had done those sorts of photos and stuff teaching my children (especially if they were really young)


what's wrong with being naked?


1) If thats the case where are your pics ? Froggy
2) Big difference in naked and explicit photos in a magazine
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Bridge B said:
What i struggle to understand is how naive these girls (the teacher especially) are in thinking that this wont affect their jobs or general future.

I wouldnt want someone that had done those sorts of photos and stuff teaching my children (especially if they were really young)

Granted that Liz said she knew it may affect future job prospects but she seemed genuinely surprised at the reaction she got at Uni.


I don't think it will really impact on her career to staryt witrh, but she will be followed by those pictures everywhere - the minute she stands for the board of trustees or whatever, out of the closet they wiill come.

If I were her I would move to Perth or something.
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Bridge B said:
kris_b said:
Bridge B said:
I wouldnt want someone that had done those sorts of photos and stuff teaching my children (especially if they were really young)


what's wrong with being naked?


1) If thats the case where are your pics ? Froggy
2) Big difference in naked and explicit photos in a magazine


1) hahahahahahhaa. you don't wanna see that, trust me Wink
2) why? they took their clothes off. they aren't murderes or kiddy fiddlers.
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jessiegirl said:
Shocked

where did this girl come from?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

She came to look at a flat with one of my current flatmates in the last place he lived in...apparently she walked in and said she could 'feel the positive vibes"....they didnt offer her the room.


She is truly psychotic
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These both FUCK me off

Liz Shaw said:
than if Maori were to have to work as hard as the rest of us


- I HATE it when people generalise on Maori's like this. Yes they are ridiculous with the treaty claims and thats wrong, YES they get hand outs that they shouldnt over europeans and that's wrong, but not all fucking Maori's are just sitting on their asses on the dole claiming every piece of grass they can see. If people generalise Maori's as all being useless pieace of shit human beings then that's where the racial problem is.

Liz Shaw said:
“It is immoral, and it is wrong. It doesn’t really sit right with me


- Everyone has a right to their own sexual preference. WHY oh WHY should people live an unhappy life cause someone has a problem with seeing boys kissing each other.

THIS GIRL IS A FUCKEN MORON.

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rimmer said:
Hey, I had to turn him down, A girl has to have some standards!
I heard that he is having issues getting it up anyways


?? You're not Liz Shaw though are you?
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jessiegirl said:
THIS GIRL IS A FUCKEN MORON.

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Agreed!! Why on earth she gets so much publicity I do not know!
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Skye said:
jessiegirl said:
THIS GIRL IS A FUCKEN MORON.

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Agreed!! Why on earth she gets so much publicity I do not know!

Becauase you lot actually read her comments and talk about her. Just ignore it and it will go away ...I have decided to not pay any attention to anything with her name in it now. Problem solved.
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Skye said:
rimmer said:
Hey, I had to turn him down, A girl has to have some standards!
I heard that he is having issues getting it up anyways


?? You're not Liz Shaw though are you?


It's one of those great mysteries . . . Wink
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rimmer said:
Hey, I had to turn him down, A girl has to have some standards!


i'd suggest setting the standard ad NOT doing a porno - hehe
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harvey said:



Becauase you lot actually read her comments and talk about her. Just ignore it and it will go away ...I have decided to not pay any attention to anything with her name in it now. Problem solved.


Well i didnt know she was going to be talking about that kind of BULLSHIT til i got to the end of the article.
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harvey said:

Becauase you lot actually read her comments and talk about her. Just ignore it and it will go away ...I have decided to not pay any attention to anything with her name in it now. Problem solved.


Its such a crack up! love it Very Happy
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Flaps Akimbo...

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Theres my new saying right there....
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who in the blue fuck would wanna see a porno wid Ron Jeremy and Liz Shaw in it?!!?!?

:VOMIT:

oh yeah!! the 2 ugliest fuckers in the world geddin it on!?!?
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who cares. Ron Jeremy looks like he should have been a plumber in queens, wearing a cheesecutter hat, and carrying a monkey wrench with half a km of ass crack sticking out the back of his pants,

and she is a horse.

gross.
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Laughing

"plumbers and horses. the sickest shit you'll ever see kids"
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curiosity got the better of me, since i have never heard of this luvly lady before...

so i found the pix and the link to her idol thing.
http://www.nzidol.co.nz/index.php?section_id=3 under crash and burn

she's a classy dame alright
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It was such a genius song choice! i loved it, talk about singing your life story
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whats with fat chix wearing no clothes??

spare tires are usually hidden in the boot.
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ambassador-of-funk said:
It was such a genius song choice! i loved it, talk about singing your life story


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apart from the fact that i really like that song and now all i hear is a whinging cat noise when i think of it. Neutral
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n|ck said:
http://www.critic.co.nz/showfeature.php?id=3193

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My EYES!
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harvey said:
I have decided to not pay any attention to anything with her name in it now. Problem solved.


so what are you doing in here then harv? Wink Razz
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Fuck.. you think this is bad.. try working with her. Neutral
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kris_b said:
harvey said:
I have decided to not pay any attention to anything with her name in it now. Problem solved.


so what are you doing in here then harv? Wink Razz


lolz
exceptional call from the _b!!
Very Happy
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grinder said:
Fuck.. you think this is bad.. try working with her. Neutral


i didnt know you made pornos bro.

you poor poor bastard
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grinder said:
Fuck.. you think this is bad.. try working with her. Neutral


Dude thats funny, I feel sorry for you, how do you hold back from just standing beside her pointing your finger at her and laughing your head off all day? where does she work? (Unless your the porn photograher or something)
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Oh my god this is gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had the unfortunate oppertunity of meeting Mr Jeremy..
What a sleaze!
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twincam said:
grinder said:
Fuck.. you think this is bad.. try working with her. Neutral


i didnt know you made pornos bro.

you poor poor bastard


Even the brown paper bag I wrapped her in was ugly - the talent-scouts couldn't even get that part right.
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grinder said:
twincam said:
grinder said:
Fuck.. you think this is bad.. try working with her. Neutral


i didnt know you made pornos bro.

you poor poor bastard


Even the brown paper bag I wrapped her in was ugly - the talent-scouts couldn't even get that part right.


what do you do?
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Flagship said:
grinder said:
Fuck.. you think this is bad.. try working with her. Neutral


Dude thats funny, I feel sorry for you, how do you hold back from just standing beside her pointing your finger at her and laughing your head off all day? where does she work? (Unless your the porn photograher or something)


Yeah it was a while, before I had the displeasure of viewing her heinous vag
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a while ago*
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ewww. shouldn't have looked at this photos . I am really disturbed......you think they would make her shave her flaps for the shoot. She has the ugliest cunt ever!!





I pity any one who has been down there Fishy
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fli said:
ewww. shouldn't have looked at this photos . I am really disturbed......you think they would make her shave her flaps for the shoot. She has the ugliest cunt ever!!





I pity any one who has been down there Fishy


LOL!!!!

FLAPS AKIMBO!!!!!!! Laughing
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fli said:
ewww. shouldn't have looked at this photos . I am really disturbed......you think they would make her shave her flaps for the shoot. She has the ugliest cunt ever!!





I pity any one who has been down there Fishy


Reminds me of a "Goldy-locks" dishes & pot scubbing cloth thingee, just before you throw it out.
(Dirty and unpleasant)
Those pics should be on rotten dot com.
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She was just nervous, given that Ron Jeremy had beeter breast than her n all
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Ha ha, clasiic... watched the audition from Idol... she has to be one of the worst singers I've ever heard. Not to mention the porn pics which had a warning not to view after eating dinner... I saw one..

Eeeeek!!! I feel truly sorry for any guy who she gets home ..

BH!
Rob W
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It just screams Borderline Personality Disorder to me.

Instability, exhibitionism, inappropriate behaviours and interactions ...

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jellybabeee said:
It just screams Borderline Personality Disorder to me.

Instability, exhibitionism, inappropriate behaviours and interactions ...

Neutral


I think its pretty safe to assume she has serious mental issues
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jellybabeee said:
It just screams Borderline Personality Disorder to me.

Instability, exhibitionism, inappropriate behaviours and interactions ...

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Not to mention one of the worst cases of inability to realistically judge ones own talents.

BH!
Rob W
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I think that is part of the narcissism bit... or perhaps the delusional element?
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borderline?

that chick crossed over the line a looooooong time ago hahha
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I'd hit it.
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2wisted said:
I'd hit it.


..with a 2x4? Sure..
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davil said:
I had the unfortunate opportunity of meeting Mr Jeremy...


something I also hope never to repeat!

Particularly when standing outside having a cigarette as he was leaving and he thought he might try and take my lady with him. Failing that, he aimed for my mates. I mean yuck.
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this bitch is seriously deluded, calling the legendary ron jeremy fat, ugly and hairy, talk about extreme pot, kettle black syndrome from her. rons probably fucked more hotties than any other man on this planet
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ps: asian bird and the blonde were h2d, stark comparison to liz shaw
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Danjah said:
rons probably fucked more hotties than any other man on this planet


Steady up, let's not forget Wilt Chamberlain, who did all more work and wasn't even getting paid for it - a true champion.
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wasnt wilts like 600 odd, im sure jeremys fucked more hotties, wilt prolly banged a few dirty ghetto sistahs so that doesnt count as hotties
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pretty sure he reckoned it was 20,000+ but fair call about ghetto sisters - Plus you can't really trust much of a what a black afro pimp tells ya
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haha shit 20K ok thats pretty badass, but taking in to account that ron looks like he does and he gets paid to fuck AND hes still alive surely counts for something
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"He also claims to have had sex with over 4,000 women."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy

oh and quote from Liz on NZGames

"Steve Crow wanted me to be a film with Ron Jeremy but after heaps of research I have decided not to do it. Its not worth it. Ron Jeremy is a try hard mainstream actor who had his career killed because of porn, that is not going to happen to me.

Ron is ugly and fucked in the head."
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How could anyone make that girl (I had a look at her www.slinky.co.nz website) look like a porn star? I mean seriously?

She's trailor trash!
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Didnt see the hole (hehe) thing but I did see her saying she wouldnt do it because of the way it exploited woman, yet she did a photo shot with pictures of her showing off her lovecave.
She also mentioned she wouldnt do it with Ron Jeremy because he was to fat old hairy etc etc, but said she would have considered if it was a hot guy.
Man talk about contradicting yourself!!!
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I just had a quick browse through my low-priority porn folder (skank chicks / amateur / poor quality rips etc) and i have to say, not one of the girls in there was as heinous as Liz Shaw.. i'm surprised Mr Crow even gave her a second look to be honest, is the standard of pornstars in NZ really this low? What can we do to fix this problem?
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btw she is a national party supporter.. one day hopes to be PM
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i just can't even get over how any bitch could turn down Ron Jermery! Fuck even I would do him.

I say we burn Liz on shizzel stick, and feed her to the Kakapos.
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grinder said:
I just had a quick browse through my low-priority porn folder (skank chicks / amateur / poor quality rips etc) and i have to say, not one of the girls in there was as heinous as Liz Shaw.. i'm surprised Mr Crow even gave her a second look to be honest, is the standard of pornstars in NZ really this low? What can we do to fix this problem?


yeah that asian bird was blazing, would have been a hard choice between her and the firing blonde.

steve crows porn movies are lol as, downloaded nz girls exposed coupla months ago and it fucking is hilarious, intro to the video shows maraes, girls twirling pois and bubbling mud pools in rotorua then some shabby trashy bitch gettin growled out in some retro 70's sauna biz Laughing
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kris_b said:
jessie: http://nzgames.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68542

thats the backstory


After looking at that I'd say stop the thread now or clearly she'll turn up here soon too.