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Just noticed this Razz
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Shaw_%28New_Zealand%29

Some gold here - this is my fave.
Shaw on Michael Jackson:

Liz Shaw said:
"The question we need to be asking is, did the boys enjoy it? I know it is illegal to perform sex with a minor but did they enjoy it? In my opinion this does need to be taken into consideration. I mean the assumption is they wouldn't have but did they?"


Laughing
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dude, just get it straight from the horses mouth. *shudder*

http://www.slinky.net.nz
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God she's an idiot Rolling Eyes

Suprised she never came on here..
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i think she might have.
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"Her modus operandi was to drown out her opposition with excessive posting, rather than constructive arguments." - hmmm.

"I think I inherited my comfort with sex from my dad."- dodgy.

Car
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holy crap! thats so funny ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha ha hah aha

wikipedia.org rocks
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Why are you people giving her the attention she craves?
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grinder said:
Why are you people giving her the attention she craves?


Because it's comedy gold? Razz
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She walked past my work the day before. Yummy
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I think I saw her driving with the numberplate STAR or something a long those lines.
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Great work Laughing Laughing
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Shocked
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Liz shaw... world famous in NZ.

You have to hand it to that girl, as far as attracting attention and getting people to notice her, she did a fucking good job.

I stopped reading craccum about a year before she took over "letters to the editor", my friends who were in first year were like "liz shaw said this, liz wore that"... i was then filled in on who this creature was.
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i just have to say one word

hambeast
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I don't know how ego boosting it is for everyone that has ever crossed you to think that you are an absolute fuckwit, though she is pretty deluded so i doubt that thought has oocurred to her
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peat said:
i just have to say one word

hambeast


Pussy steak even?
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peat said:
i just have to say one word

hambeast


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Wikipedia says she's coming to Wellington. If the above Hambeast picture is not her (I wouldn't have a fucking clue), could someone be a dear and post a pic of her?
That way we could warn everyone of her impending arrival (apparently tomorrow!!!) or book her as a regular guest on the RadioActive breakfast show.
Mmkaythx, dear.
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bostonsox said:
Wikipedia says she's coming to Wellington. If the above Hambeast picture is not her (I wouldn't have a fucking clue), could someone be a dear and post a pic of her?


Unfortunately (for her, and everyone that looks like her), that is her. :/ My condolences.
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OMG! I just checked out her personal website.
Yep, she's a hiddybeast!
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Good luck Wellington Smile
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She showed up at my flat once with friends of my flatmate ... it was my birthday, it was not cool. It must be scary when you don't have to dress up for halloween Rolling Eyes
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emwah said:
She showed up at my flat once with friends of my flatmate ... it was my birthday, it was not cool. It must be scary when you don't have to dress up for halloween Rolling Eyes


I hope she offered to pay half on the fumigation Neutral
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Yaksha said:
emwah said:
She showed up at my flat once with friends of my flatmate ... it was my birthday, it was not cool. It must be scary when you don't have to dress up for halloween Rolling Eyes


I hope she offered to pay half on the fumigation Neutral


No she was outside most of time and we made her go to the neighbours to use the bathroom.

Laughing
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*high 5* emwah Very Happy
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high 5's yaksha back
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Do those nudie pics of her exist on the internet?
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Yeah they do, you don't really wanna go there... I'm still recovering
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n|ck said:
Yeah they do, you don't really wanna go there... I'm still recovering

Yes I do. I have a fetish for natural disasters and train wrecks.
Address please.
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She loved all that negative attention so much. It must be some kind of illness.
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bostonsox said:
Do those nudie pics of her exist on the internet?



*** NSFW *** http://www.girlza.com/index.php?title=Liz_Shaw&version=1127642202
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Do some people have no clue at all?

i mean anyone can get the attention she has got if they are willing to act like such a idiotic loser..
People like having things to laugh at.. which is the only reason why she has got so much attention.
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kris_b said:
NOT WORK SAFE, NOT MIND SAFE Neutral

http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics/show.php?img=25353liz2385.jpg
http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics/show.php?img=465218liz3628.jpg
http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics/show.php?img=130222liz4979.jpg
http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics/show.php?img=355331liz5138.jpg
http://www.freepichosting.info/hpics/show.php?img=901397liz613.jpg[/quote]


Shocked

err, KrisB,....just thinking, if there are any guys on these boards who might be thinking of batting for their own team...well seeing these pics aint gonna help eh? just might be enough to tip the balance eh??? Wink
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No existant tits and pussy steak seems to sum it all up pretty well
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You could get lost inside that thing Shocked
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was she on 60 minutes by any chance?

are there any safe 4 work pix?
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She was on 20/20 i think,..
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emwah said:
You could get lost inside that thing Shocked


Lose is the correct word, you could lose something in there...
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don incognito said:
was she on 60 minutes by any chance?

are there any safe 4 work pix?


her website quoted in this thread
but really man
anything to do with her is not safe for life.
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n|ck said:
emwah said:
You could get lost inside that thing Shocked


Lose is the correct word, you could lose something in there...


It would be like a cave with some poor lepper at the back in his rags squinting into the light and rattling his empty can against the sides.

Laughing
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n|ck said:
Good luck Wellington Smile


Ahh this chick best not be showing her face around here! ! Mad Fu*kin muppet!
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davil said:
Do some people have no clue at all?

i mean anyone can get the attention she has got if they are willing to act like such a idiotic loser..
People like having things to laugh at.. which is the only reason why she has got so much attention.


Could not have said it better. Smile

She thinks she has fans! Rolling Eyes Like who the hell are these fans!! Confused Confused Confused She just makes me so angry, she is just a fu*kin idiot, puts shame to female kind. Im gonna stop now, coz she if getting the attention she wants and I dont wanna give her that.
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Fucking hell, looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every ugly branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got her face mauled by an ugly bear, got dragged through an ugly forest, tossed into the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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that bitch should be shot point blank.
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Shocked F#cK i need to wash my retinas. That was filth. Some laser surgery might be required.
vomit Froggy
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leroy_davies said:
that bitch should be shot point blank.


it's interesting. it doesnt matter what website...she always attracts these strong negative reactions in people. she seems to have a talent for it.
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Quote from Liz : "nobody has bothered to question why marriage rates are declining, I think it is because there is a growing number of homosexuals in the world these days."

err....yeah, but those porn pics of yours don't exactly help the situation do they, luv? Wink
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http://nzgames.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=39

for true comedy, wade thru the 89 page thread there, where she actually posts.
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leroy_davies said:
that bitch should be shot point blank.


..and put out of our misery.

Car
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skanky_yankee said:
Liz shaw... world famous in NZ.


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I just had this evil vision of Liz Shaw with an L&P bottle... Crying or Very sad
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fish_boy said:
skanky_yankee said:
Liz shaw... world famous in NZ.


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I just had this evil vision of Liz Shaw with an L&P bottle... Crying or Very sad


Youve runied L&P for everyone now! Crying or Very sad
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Shes on TradeMe too Neutral
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fish_boy said:
skanky_yankee said:
Liz shaw... world famous in NZ.


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I just had this evil vision of Liz Shaw with an L&P bottle... Crying or Very sad


Could that explain why it's brown?

Car
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kris_b said:
http://nzgames.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=39

for true comedy, wade thru the 89 page thread there, where she actually posts.


Some of that is fucken LOL.

Crazy..crazy being. Neutral
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kris_b said:
http://nzgames.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=39

for true comedy, wade thru the 89 page thread there, where she actually posts.


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1. Why didn't you wipe your arse before getting your hole photographed for a national magazine? I did actually wipe my ass.


Laughing
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Her tanty on NZ Idol was lolularious...

I justify her existence by seeing her as a reason for everyone else to feel better about themselves...
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Good god those pics are horrible Crying or Very sad Truly horrific...

I must now gouge my eyes out. Cool
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Coldsnap said:
Good god those pics are horrible Crying or Very sad Truly horrific...

I must now gouge my eyes out. Cool

Farrrk yeah! Totally killed my libido.
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Look guys you really should give Chris_V (aka liz shaw) a break i mean she is only trying to make friends.

i personally think she's a stunner, i wish i could hook up with her..

oh the fun that would be had.


*slips off into a dream word with her running naked through a field of sunflowers*




Insert Tui Pic.



VOM Froggy
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TVT said:
Look guys you really should give Chris_V (aka liz shaw) a break i mean she is only trying to make friends.


START RUNNING BITCH! Mad Mad
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"Radio school will be completed by me, I am pretty serious about it this time, more than pretty serious, its what I'm going to do and although its hard leaving Auckland (my husband who I married on Tuesday when a friend acted as the celebrant and witnessed the contract) it is going to be worth it. I am going to be back in 6 months time to finish my degree but this is something that I have to do now and I have to do it, it is the only way I will ever get a job I want."

Laughing

"Just when you thought you may have seen the last of me in the mainstream media you thought wrong. I have just been speaking to Tim Phin of Remix magazine and they have asked me to do an interview for their March issue. The interview will be about internet dating and anything else I want to talk about. This is so exciting, I'll post more information about the interview tomorrow after it takes place. "
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Her family must be so proud.
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What was Tim thinking of?

Car
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i think it's safe to say its not true

and if it is - Tim what are you thinking!?!??!?!!?!
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safe to say she is a face made for radio eh
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A talent like hers will outgrow New Zealand. Hopefully.

Car
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n|ck said:
"Just when you thought you may have seen the last of me in the mainstream media you thought wrong. I have just been speaking to Tim Phin of Remix magazine and they have asked me to do an interview for their March issue. The interview will be about internet dating and anything else I want to talk about. This is so exciting, I'll post more information about the interview tomorrow after it takes place. "


Oh dear god! I hope Tim is interviewing her purely for the comedic value of taking the piss out of her ....otherwise that is MEGA EYE ROLL EXTREME! Rolling Eyes
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Yeah I'm not thinking her interview will improve sales...

Neutral
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shadybrothers said:
safe to say she is a face made for radio eh


face for radio, but not the voice Wink
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Haha how random. Twice she's randomly come up today Razz

Someone on fb posted me this: http://www.gpforums.co.nz/showthread.php?s=cff773fd4dbf1b6b3953e24b1c0d3115&threadid=412650&perpage=25&pagenumber=3&h=6505f

Her post down the bottom, credits me with the start of her reign of public terror :> sorry guys
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Have you seen her fb page Yak? She's running for mayor of Auckland or some shite. Or wants to.
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ya saw that.... so awesome haha
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Lol Luke Starmaker you is famous
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Tragic said:
Have you seen her fb page Yak? She's running for mayor of Auckland or some shite. Or wants to.



gosh just when I thought she might be lying low!
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Aaahahahahahaa she deleted my question and removed me from her page Sad
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Why would you people keep giving her attention?
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For my own amusement?
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wizardmasterdeath said:


I doubt you will ever rub one out after seeing those images, cannot be unseen!
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re the op:

Yaksha said:
Just noticed this Razz
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Shaw_(New_Zealand)

Some gold here - this is my fave.
Shaw on Michael Jackson:

"Liz Shaw" said:
"The question we need to be asking is, did the boys enjoy it? I know it is illegal to perform sex with a minor but did they enjoy it? In my opinion this does need to be taken into consideration. I mean the assumption is they wouldn't have but did they?"


Laughing


page has now been deleted and reason given is here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:BLP