Kiwi speak!!!!

hahahahahaha just got this email from my south african mate in London...very funny !!!!

HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER FOR BIST EFICT, RID THESE OUT ALOUD!!!!


Milburn-capital of Victoria
Peck-to fill a suitcase
pissed aside-chemical which kills insects
Pigs-for hanging out washing with
Pump-to act as an agent for a prostitute
Pug-large animal with curly tail
Nin tin dough-computer game
Munner stoney-soup
Min-male of the species
Mess Kara-eye makeup
McKennock-person who fixes cars
Mere-mayor
Leather-foam produced from soap
Lift-departed
Kittle crusps-potato chips
Ken's-Cairns
Jumbo-pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle bulls- christmas carol
Inner me-enemy
Guess-vapour
Fush-marine creature
Flitter cheeny- type of pasta
Ever cardeau-avacado
Fear hear-blonde
Ear-mixture of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear robucks-excercise at the gym
Duffy cult-not easy
Amejan-visualise
Day old chuck-very young poultry
Bug hut-popular recording
Bun button-been bitten by an insect
Beard- a place to sleep
Chully bun-esky
Sucks peck-half a dozen beers
Ear New Zealand-extinct airline
Beers-large savage animal found in U.S forests
Veerjun-mythical New Zealand maiden
One doze-well known computer programme
Sex-one less than sivven
Iggs Ecktly-precisely
Beggage chucken-place to leave ure suitcase at airport



hehehehe Im LMAO

This has to have been written by an australian eh!!!

oops sposed to be munner stroney-soup

hahha - nice one Munkey

How are you today?

Im very good baynesy and how r u sexy man

Hey Baynesy Hey Munky

another BEAUTIFUL day!!!!!!!!

hey imaprincess isnt it just wicked to see the sun ?? but ive just been outside and theres a few scary looking black clouds...GO AWAY!!!

gotta cruise now chickens..have a luverly day I have to go into work 4 2 hours..c u all about 3ish maybe

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!

hay B and princess How are you two loveerlies today??

Hey Heavenly & Munkey...

I'm well thanks today! Wish I was outside making sandcastles or something?
how are you guys doing?

Opps, almost forgot gorgeous Imapincess....
How ya doing babe?

WONDERFUL! Heavenly how you doin?
only 2 more sleeps to playtime again woohoo!

Im doing GOOD Baynesy sweetie XX

Ive taken over the stereo at work - so it all good now
Had to get rid of the beatles - as much as i don't mind them - just not quite what i was after

Are you going out this weekend Princess?

ummm... probably shouldn't....
but we will see... definately going to relax with some great new friends though

doesn't always have to involve big parties huh?

Your right.... I really cant be F***** this weekend..although I always get itchy feet around 10pm @ night...
But anyway, definatly keen on low-keying it with the Flipside/Biggie crew