JASS

Bad is my middle name.. where is the sissy phuck????
hahahaha

must have found a good pokemon video at the shop

i think he just likes the name.

i thought that maybe we was glued to the television watching Survivor.. me thinks he has a crush on Brandon

horay are we back in session lol

haha
also the wrestling he defenatly loves men in lycra!

yeah he told me that he likes your pants cartman

thats unusuall?

usualy people like whats in them.

told me that you also let him cop a feel of your goolies

yep
he did ask !
an i'm not one to say no.

so, you want to ask me a question seren?

i'm ready and waiting.

what colour undies are you wearing?... sorry i was just thinking about Clarence's big white parachute panties on Survivor lol

red crochless full length teddy.


Now who needs to leave the room for a few mins, seren?

bet it has skiddies and all...... skid skid skid marks....now me is going to break out into a song..

Cartman i can't get smart to you because you don't cry like Jass..... Besides me and Jass og way back... RE: to pantsdown episode.. me and Jass have history whereas .. mmmmm
I even saw Jass on tv again... "johnny dynamite" PS2 ad... "this is part of my face"

hahahahaha
lol-foc-rof

i'm sorry i'm not a baby.

i'm a big boy

go on get smart, go on i dare u,
double dare,

PHYSICAL CHALENGE !!!!!

where the hell is jass !!!

the dirty bugger said he would come back later!

that Johnny Dynamite was sad sad.. Jass i'm so sorry for my wrong

vandiho is silly

thanks for stick up for me guys !

i really mean it i cant stand him at all

i think a few other biggies dont like him either

he does get a bit tooo serious aye


*looks sideways to doge an angsty post fron vadinho*

Don't worry about it Forest.. i'll beat him up for you..
Jass, Cartman the same goes for you... if any1 picks on you just call me and i'll beat them up

sweet
u must be big and stong and hairy.
ahhhh thats why jass likes u

horay for u dude that is what i like to hear cause when the shit goes down he better be ready !

Jass likes my hairy Mou'... he compliments it everyday as my facial hairs seem to grow faster than his ..

Forest... just wanna say chill matethere was a time when i would let things get to me but now i don't care.. if someone doesn't like me then who cares... its there problem.. Just move on and let it blow over, its not worth letting it get to ya... if ya know what i mean

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hairy chics mmmmmmmmmmmmm

i know the perfect woman for you.. the hairy woman on the nads ad

yeah yeah i love her

that name is still the worst product name ever, i mean EVER.

good morning monkey boy.

how was work.......um sex.....no work........no sex..........ooohhhh it's all the same to u

OMG it continues..............

it would shuyguy but jass has pissed off again.

i think he is scared.

hey bro, work sucks... back in a tick, read your email boy

you little fucks! i rad all your posts. I was watching the wrestling! sorry

me scared, read your email dork! man i got sum eggs to fry 2nite...

bring it on little boy!

haha i knew u were watching the wrestling hahaha,

and i also know it is the lycra u like.

and it's big boy to u MATE!!!

is anyone out there?

does anyone care?

is anyone out there?

who hates yogie bear?

Huh?

egsactly

my toe is on the right hand
my finger is on the left
if wibble is a silly word
then my humor is quite deft.

It is a poor bottom that cannot rejoice.

splitting hairs can rupture tendons,
but eating them can increse global warming.

Reach for the lasers
Reach for the yellow pages
Let your fingers do the talking
And your lips can do the walking

cartman i forgot to remove that butt plug from your ass... no wonder why you are talking shit

things that go bump in the night,
can realy hurt if u get them on your little toe,
and can give you a nasty fright,
i prefer to eat boysenberries,
and u prefer to eat chicken liver.

Deleted wit none of the rules broken? conversing with a troll
with a gun from a grassy knoll
ended like a dirty bowl
But no one will ever know

i thought it was funny,
but they killed the bunny,
who's got the ears now?
perhaps it's the dancing cow.

The dancing cow,the dancing cow
oh how oh how oh how about now
the dancing cow who's got the ears now
the ears now with the dancing cow
bubbles and muddles and slippery puddles
dialated pupils & hugs and cuddles
the heat and the meat pulsating to the beat
dancing cow oh how oh how
oh dancing cow how about now

one pill, two pill,
red pill, blue pill.

Is that for Moo shyguy?

Be careful might be thin ice.... ?!?

Cartman wins!!!!

*disclaimer*
As far as I know Moo does not dance so the lymric could not pertain to her, just picked up on cartmans theme.

Cartman is the weinner!!!!!

Let off

Just kidding... anyways, I havent had the pleasure yet of meeting Moo - so I guess I can't comment - by all means she seems like a nice person.

Shyguy U coming to RS?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............weinner........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............donut..........mmmmmmmmmmm..........shyguy sux......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mystery
No not going to RS, one of my great tradgedies of the year. I am gutted I will not be going.
*folds arms and sulks yet again*

Coughcartmanscoffisacoughcoolscoffweinerspluttersmallcoughspluttercoughscoffmutterspluttercoughhackewww

oh sorry

*Mystery's hand strangly reaches through the computer screen and pats Shyguy on the back*

"there, there"

sound like you have the clap AGAIN shyguy.

gotta lay off jass' mum.

Cartman get off Jass's mum
I can't lay on her while your there.

there u go again,
always after sloppy seconds ;}

Well how would that be possible with you performing
annulingus while seren is trying to remove the plug she mentioned earlier.

but you always follow me where ever i go.
so i presumed you would follow me up there.

And you really should empty your Colostomy bag.

It's starting to smell.

sorry ;[

You should be, smelly boy.

is it me or have i degraded these threads?

i hope it's not, caus if there is a good thread i wont wreak it.

Me either, I would never wreck a good thread, that just pisses people off. I think this is the official "must be a shit post to qualify thread"

thankyou.
i'll take that as a complement
yeah, if i start wreaking a thread then i must have been going down hill anyway.

unlike most of moos ones.

Another worshiper?

i'll kiss her pretty little feet if i ever meet her

You guys are weeeeeeeeiiird

yeah but she wouldn't let you after knowing where your lips have been ewwwwhhhhh

but u sat on her feet and it's the same place.

i heard that you gave Jass' mother athletes cunt by poking her with your feet ... ewwwwwwwhhhh

now thats just crass.

sicko !!

I have been on the lookout for an athletic c***

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
i think it's time for bed little one

Time to find a sheet cartman?
Is it all a bit exciting for ya?

you can beat cart's feet... common u are dying on a Monday night

Too x-rated for me...

Drinks on me Friday night - if ya can find me See ya at RS Cartman... maybe

sweet, definatly mystery

You boys (pending doctors confirmation) have been quiet lately.
What's up in your befuddeled worlds?

HI ShyGuy
Now that i have finally met these two eggs they have been quiet hehe

Hi Serendipity
Have you silenced Jass & Cartman ? What did you do to them to make them so quiet?

hehe i don't think that i'm what they expected

Now I’m intrigued………..please explain

hey this is our thread.
Now piss off!!!

and Seren: Your far more than i expected, BABY

No

fine, u leave me no choice.

This is a 1st warning to Shyguy.

He (Shyguy) must never post on a thread that either myself (Eric Cartman) or Jass have posted on or are likely to post on or may think aboot posting on.

That is your first warning Shyguy, please dont let there be another.

Yours forcefully;

Eric Cartman esq.

No

This is a 2nd warning to Shyguy.

He (Shyguy) must never again post on a thread that either myself (Eric Cartman) or Jass have posted on or are likely to post on or may think aboot posting on.

That is your Second warning Shyguy, Do it again and there will be consequences and serious repocutions.

Yours forcefully;

Eric Cartman esq.