JASS

starting a new one caus it takes to long to load up.

had a epic xmas party on friday and finaly got into town and whent to ink & WBC.

your were wright the ink bouncers are bloody exelent.

The bouncer at Ink's name is Kevin. I always stop and yarn to him when i go past. Hes one of the coolest and nicest guys i know

but i wanted it to get to 1000 posts
Bastard!

Yip, Kevin at the door is polite and friendly, what every club needs. Went to Sinner afterwards, the bouncers there are getting pretty cool too.

Is that Kevin - as in Grants brother? Sometimes works at the Carlton and used to be at Equinox?

Nossy, do you have a sister?

yeah he denied me at first, saying i was too casual,
but i greesed him into leeting me in using my knowled from the other bouncer posts.

teeheehee, i love biggie

what is with u and other peoples sisters.

jass is a sicko, jass is a sicko.

*merrely runs round house singing it*

Not sure Ceej, yeah bouncers at sinners are pretty cool, take the pissoutta me before i put my shirt on on the way out. Told them to start goin to the gym before they start sayin shit like that and i didnt even end up in hospital. haha, they just laughed. One of them dont like me though, wouldnt let me in coz i didnt have ID once, and after i gave him shit for about 10mins, he told me to get inside before he bashes me.

he sucks at a bouncer then! shouldnt be letting trash like look in

were you wearing chick shoes again. Is it hard to dance in high heels?

If i did Jass, i wouldnt let you anywhere near her

naaaa i think it was the fact i had a t-shirt with that picture of u on it and he said it was faaaaaaar to gross for k rd

Oi, i told you not to print my pic! bastard!

i gotta job, start 2mrw. So no more day biggie for me.

I caught up with a couple old chick friends lastnight before bed. I was kinda bad, keep having dirty thoughts bout 1 of them.

i didn't know that "manhos" worked during the day?

well this 1 does

u wanna borrow my stilettos?

thier red!

whats stilettos?

me and my dont know what they are? Yes shes getting the dictionary out now

whats stilettos?

me and my mum dont know what they are? Yes shes getting the dictionary out now

oh! im size 9/10.

im not sure if reds my colour

sure it is ,
it will go with your red leather gimp mask.

oh oh, and since you sisters into dogs, i could wear a dog collar and leach too.

Your sister is so kinky sumtimes, i mean WOW! She could add at least 20 more pages to the Karma Surta

so is your dad pimping you as well as your mum?

well i have 'assets' that need to be shared around. God blessed me, and punished others (not refering to you in anyway)

So yes Cartman, im sold for money

ssswweeeeeeeetttta

how much?

(not asking for me ofcouse, for a friend.)

you friend 'Troy' *wink wink* by chance. Hahahahaha

hand :$30
blow :$50
main :$100
butt :N/A

Combo (hand, blow and main) :$150
up size it (included the use of gimp mask, leathers, collar and leach) :50 cents

penshiners(sp) get 10% discount

and for all you nosey people reading this thread, cartman and i have never meet. I just know his sister and mom quite well

where do u put the flake?

how aboot a student discount?

lol-foc-rof

omg do u guys eva stop hahahahahaha

student dicount... forgot about it!, kids like you 'P.E' before the 'hand' stage so i never get more then 20 bucks.

Tell me bout your family bizness fartman?

family? "forgedaboutit"

good morning forest
long time no hassle

haha! and some people wont get that either.

g'day forest, did you go to Bed Friday? No not with Cartman, the nightclub on K'rd. Opp Kiss Bar

i'm glad u did.

also if we do ever meet i think it would be very dangerous!

i mean if u look anything like your mama i'm going to be all over like the rash u have got.

how did you know! did you get it off your sister too?

na didnt make it again farking mates that are only intrested in going to the waterfront, but i gota few good ass grabs in haha

haha, seren mocked your dirty ass! plus i hope you not gonna wreck another thread with your dibble...

*pretends to be cart and drools like a idiot*

i like to keep it in the family.

it's a game the WHOLE family can play.

it's the game i like the best.

it's all aboot the fans.

full credit, it was a game of two halfs, we gave it 100%, but they were the winner on the day, cheers MATE.

but leftfield is COOL!

HAHAHA@ "manho"

MANGINA is another good one...

Sorry i couldn't resist, you guys crack me up

she's not mocking my ass,
she doing something to my ass,
but shes not mocking my ass.

na didnt stoop that low cartman, i had a good time cause he did play two house songs nad 4 hardhouse songs.

people though i was werid they way i dance to them.... um yea i was dancing like how ud dance normally to hardhouse choon on Krd

fucking inbreed idiots lol

i just drunk a whole can of coke, man im a big boy now

when you play cricket (reserves laugh for end of post) are you a bowler or batter. What number you bat. What postion on field, left right out?

hahahahaha, you play cricket!

i'm a batter.
and i field @ silly mid on.


*sets jass up again for a punch line*

it's hard making u look good.

forest.

nothing wrong with a bit of family love.

don't your parents love u?


oooohhhhhh poor little forest.

(hahaha guess that makes u a "bush")

seren

was that you i saw on East St last night? hehe

You you only offered me $2 so i kneeed you in the nutts and yelled profanity at you, as to how you are a cheap bastard...

no no im not a bush ,

i just really wanted to get to krd for a dance and i got stuck down there and i didnt go out last nite not very happy at all.

make me look good, have you seen me oh dat right you got my pic on bedroom ceiling

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha

you must have been a bloddy got shot serendipity.

it's not the biggest target.

seren

well, you still own me 35 cents from that 2 dollars

good not got!

man i suck

haha, i told a chick she had nice shoes and ugly knee caps. She didnt take it too well.

and not in that way jass u dirty bugger.

thats a bit mean.

no wonder u don't get any.

um is the crowd getting younger or am i getting old ? cause there where a lot of young girls out on friday nite, pissed as fuck.

it good be a good seasons pickings for us cartman this year lol

forest

i have been to a pub off my face on energy pills and danced circles around people. Some girls find it a turn on, even had a few come up to k'rd with me

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

good not got
god i suck

man you were just asking for that. look at the top

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm young girls in white pants mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

excuse me for a minute, i'll be right back.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

aye jass?

whats at the top?

LMFAO hehehehe
Whats the 35cents for???? You were the one touching yourself Jass

dirty dirty dirty

seren

haha, well maybe if you did you job then i wouldnt have too

i think you were trying to get it up thats why i couldn't

*jass bows down to seren* hehe

but me not getting it up, doesnt that play on your mind. I did eat back that viagra you see

yea well i had my fire flys light and chics like flock to them but they try and steal them and i said if u wana hold them u gota dance with my some do and some wont.

i would take them home cause they are all slappers lol.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i'm back , thats better.


hahaha jass, she is destoying u.

teeheehee

slappers! thats what cartman is doing right now. Hes taking his time. Cause hes a sufferer of P.E

whatever, i am the come back kid.

"come back!"

well if i took them home id have to bring them all the way back to Auckland.

not farking worth it.


only special girls would get to make it back all the way to forests tree house lol

hey the word 'cum' is that a real word, or just a kool term for ejacklating (spelling is shit today)

your cue cart

special girls. Theres only a few around, Cartmans sister is 1 of them. Carty give forest her number.

i think its 0800 EZYROOT

hang on
i'm still getting my breath back.

isin't spelt with a K?

oh no that is knob.

0900 BACKDOOR

did seren pop over cart. heard she does housecalls

Bows down to Jass*
Viagra spelles impotency

yep
thats what stalkers do!

seeee i get it for free caus she is stalking me.

unlike u and all thous 12 year old girls.

has the skool rung u yet?

there you go forest, give it a ring. You wont be diaappointed, shes a go'er and a half.

shes the 'cream' of the crop
what you need on you 'cum-down'
the 1st 'suck' of the lollypop

hey seren u comming over tonight?

i'm going to borrow jass's gimp suit.

i would borrow his cod piece as well, but it would be to small.

no not dirty girls guys, um i dont how to put it im not chasing after slappers, cause im not keen on pumping and dumping ... can come back to haunt u lol

where as jass likes sloppy seconds.

I popped over to Cartman's but didn't know which caravan was his .

yip they did, i start work 2mrw as a janitor. They send bad girls to me to clean grafitt'ed desks. I show them how to get the dirt outta those lil' gaps

you sick bastard!

na jass and cart i couldnt id wear her out big time.


i could get really dirty here but i wont lol

it's the one with jass's mum coma'd out, naked and dripping, on the plastic grass.

pumping and dumping. Thats the festish that Seren's in too. shes on www.scatbabes.com

yeah, cartmans white trash!

i don't think u can get friction burn in 3 sec's forest

no no it wouldnt be 3secs cart, more like 3 hours, id thing she wouldnt last the distance shed be dripping wet after 30mins lol.

com'n forest, never given a chick a whirl around. I get where your going tho, it would get prty expenive taxi'ing back hookers back to K'rd. But im sure Seren would give you a discount

speaking of dripping wet.................

*leaves the room for a second time*

Jass - i told you i don't do scat Let alone eat it like you do.

Jass' favourite song = Scatman John "scatman"

I'm a scat man ....de bop ba bop bop PLOP

you see guys, its takes cartman a few times to get the good stuff to come out. Its normally water the 1st few times...

you keep going my friend. You want me to ring and talk to you while you go at it. Ill be you coach.

"you can do it, keep it going! Your going well, keep it UP!"

sorry seren but i'm sure it was

"cartmans mum is a dirty slut"

well i havnt taken a girl home from town jass so i wouldnt no.

dammit i think i have given ot to much info today need to shut my mouth one feels...

cheers jass i can always count on u for a helping hand!


ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats bad teeheehee

took you 10mins to think of a comeback like that. Your still in the lil' leagues girl

thats telling her jass!

u sort her out.

or *** her out

i apologise for what i just said.

sorry jass that was a bit mean. not even u would get that desparate.

how bout U-G-L-Y, you aint got no alabye, your UGLY!

hehe



your fones ingaged cartman You looking at internet porn again. Serens site is quite good aye. Shes a natural with the microsropic camera

dont say sorry to me, serens the is one running to your caravan to kick your dick on