isn't having...

a really cool girlfriend the absolute shit??



just thought i'd share

A bit of a pun.

IT IS AWESOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


i have the COOLEST girlfriend in the world...


i love her SO much



YAYE for Emerald (buzzybuzzybee)

Awww you're so sweet Timmy...*mwah*

unfortunately for absolute her boyfriend is pretty uncool...... luckily her ultra-coolness brings the average coolness of the relationship to an acceptable level

Fortunately he's cool enough for me

did he use the "i'm a rock star" line on you absolute?

yes having a cool girlfriend is the absolute shit

being this happy single is fucking fantastic

i am feeling SO good at the moment

Believe it or not Miss Ruthie, that line would be more likely to turn me off than onto the boy so thank god he didn't! And what makes you think he would? He's a drummer in a band with a lot of potential...to say tell me he's a rockstar would be lying!
He was cool enough for me cos he never tried to be anything he wasn't and he is one of the most decent, genuine, funny, caring and awesome people I know. So sorry to put down your put down but my attraction to Tim had/has nothing to do with the instrument he plays, if it came down to that sort of thing I would've scored myself a dj a long time ago.

Go Absolute!


I got myself a DJ... well kinda

I am the coolest girlfriend in the world

hehe i was taking the piss.... and yea hes real cool so lucky you! you two are so cute :pinkwinky;

I totally agree!
There are so many crappy, clingly, annoying, stupid gf out there you should be proud you hooked onto something good... same for the girls too!
MMM for Autumn loving!

I suppose so...

but no matter what I'll always have myself

<-------------------

disregard my last comment, I'm changing my avatar.

Hehe sorry ruthie, knew you were taking the piss but I think I was having a defensive day!!

Shucks Ben!!!

I love you too!!!
I'm so lucky!!!
mwah

what a bunch of cuties, it's reffreshing to hear people complimenting their partners rather than complaining about them.

[/i]walks away with warm fuzzies

Their all high!

... you make me sick :S

oh...and she has a really hot ass.

But as I mentioned before timcubus is one of those decent, awesome types and what he really loves me for is my brains...did I mention he is also very tactful??

id tap it

what am I, chopped liver?

I'm alllllllllllllll class baby!

Oh my gosh look at all this young love!!! I would have to say that timmy and Alsolute look gorgeous together!!

*blushes*awwww shucks!!!

you guys are all too cutie wootie tootie for me...awww good for you though. true love is hard to find...so they say

Why do birds suddenly appear...

hee hee.... never knew you like Karen Carpenter keewee!!!

I don't. I just use her great lyrics to ooze my boyish charm and sex appeal.

*wanders off to disinfect his brain*

hee hee..... boyish charm...

campmother

this thread really rubs it in...

Rubs what in??

*vomits*

im in love with keewee

hahah aww so schwweeeeet!

Big hugs and licks for Sayra!

arent all these young couples revolting?
shall we turn the thread dirty?

*licks keewee*

dirtdirtydirty!!!!!

Are you willing to corrupt this younger audience, Sayra?

hey, i like those cool little pictures in here...why arent they in the lounge? hehe...i like the little jumpy boobies sayra...so cute

sorries...back to you foxy lil things

It would take forever to download the pages in the lounge if everyone had little pictures. Since this forum is much smaller, we are allowed them and we also have private messaging

And I agree, great rack Sayra

I'm in love with keewee too

ooooh cooool. yeah ahkay, that makes senseless i guess..
so how does private messaging work? is that for secret little dirty messages

keewee is just a flirt....shame he doesnt have balls to do ne thing after that

would that make a guy a pussytease?

haaaahahahaha awwww you guys!

Campmother & Sayra, you are both precious little minxies mwah

Champagne, I'm sure you'll join the precious little minxies but I have to meet you first.

u need an avatar champnutz

Yeah, make it raunchy! WOOF!

oooh how do i get one of those up there? they are kewl...i'll try find a sexy one

find an image u like it has to be smaller then 100x100 (if u cant make it smaller, send it to me ill re-size it for u in photoshop) then click on "veiw preference" under ur login (top right) and go to the bottom where it has add avatar and bingo

ooooh i found some funny ones (and one raunchy one specially for you lil keewee) from old emails...but they on my work computer... im so computer illiterate...can i email them to you and you help a poor girl out zenith? tankyiou

scotteboy@gmail.com

*waits with loin quivering anticipation*

ok, im going to send through four pics now..so keep an eye out... you can email them back to me on cheeky_one@hotmail.com for me to put them back on biggie...(thats if i have to put em on myself) cherio

you got mail..not sure if they worked or not hehe

nah they didnt...

attach the pics to the email and ill download them.

just sent a couple more through a different way...man i suck, i have no idea what im doing. i think i need a manuel...

The Penguins worked!


but.....

the quality isnt very good after being made smaller

ahh fuck i cant remember how i sent it now ...i'll try send this other one

ok, thats it. i give up! it must be the computers fault. stupid computer

lol i got the fat baby

cracking me up....when i stop rolling on the floor, ill see what i can do with it

U have mail thugg

i sent it from my hotmail

thanks you little thugmuncher..now i gotta work my magic and get little fatbaby as my avator....heehee..okay, lets hope i dont rangdangle it up

well fukettey fuck..im must be really relly mung...i still can get it downloaded. its saying it has to be a jpg or some other type blah blah...or when i change it to a different file it says it has to be under 20 someshit..man i suck something randle
if i send it to mikem or something can he put it on my profile? blam

ffs it wont take Gifs?

meh

ill fix it later for ya thug

i love it!!



hes right you know keewee, you need to get yourself some balls and jump some chicks! we're all hot for you!!!


*spanks keewee with a giant wobbly ribbed pink dildo*

hahahahahaaaa! I have the balls, don't you worry bout that my furry lil friends.

not what ive been told

from..

Awww even an old jaded bastard like me feels all warm and fuzzy after reading something like that.

...morning

fuck i love my avatar!

Mines better

Same! I could watch them for hours

no, mine is the best. *sulks in the corner*

*points and laughs*

champers youre so cute!

your boobies are cute

Piss off Sayra, I'm not willing to share the spotlight

I JUST QUIT MY JOB AND I FEEL FANTASTIC

Why?!?!??!?!?!?!!!?!

cause I got a new job now, silly
oh and cause i get treated crap at my work and so now im going to leave them all in the lurch with loads of work to do..take that, you muthatruckers

Ok so what will you be doing at this new job?

im going to be a personal relationship manager

Cool, you can manage our personal relationship! This is falling into place so well

do you practice karma sutra keewee?

champers: auckland july 16-17 you down still right?

i will have the hot beard action waiting for you