Insanity!

Onyer bike mate.

How much you want for the seat?

Ummmm...what?

Still waiting...

Am thinking that he means, when you ride a bike, you have no "requirement" for a seat, if ya get what I mean

In other words, he's saying that you have a va-jay-jay, and like to slide up and down as you pedal....

therefore seat = surplus to requirements

Or maybe you dont have a va-jay-jay, and its for ya chocolate whizz-way? yeh?

Crikey, I dunno Bro, hey Dave what you on about?

You seem to be rather expert on this matter?

More so on the tandem bikes

why would a tandem bike be any different? because it'd be harder to pedal by yourself? that doesn't seem to make a lot of sense....

and why would Dave make such a crass comment as you imply? it seems woefully out of character... is he unwell? or perhaps under excess pressure at work? or - dare I say it - sexually frustrated?

I'm quite concerend now. Would it be out of line to suggest Dave attends a group therapy session? Or at least applies for an episode of Dr. Phil?

I really think we should get to the bottom of this...

No pun intended, I hope!

lol!

on yer bike is that bike shop. that's what i thought he was talking about. no idea about the seat thing though